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  1. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: My goldfish can breakdance, only for 10 seconds...

    My goldfish can breakdance, only for 10 seconds at a time.
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    Not a joke, yes it is, no it isn't...your choice, but going off the rails.

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    Good for the EU that we have a killer disease...

    Good for the EU that we have a killer disease doing the rounds, because we can't see them laughing at their half billion subscribers/worshippers/prisoners. Not that SA et al ever dreaded that...
  5. Can someone clarify, do these people get paid for...

    Can someone clarify, do these people get paid for telling us they're nuts?
  6. Or, the incubation period varies according to...

    Or, the incubation period varies according to conditions, and may be more than the arbitrary 14 days announced by scientists that still know very little about the virus.
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    Natural and unlimited heat, not generated by the...

    Natural and unlimited heat, not generated by the sun but from the earth. Only a matter of time.
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    Why does your wife need to be with you for a...

    Why does your wife need to be with you for a retirement extension?

    If you have the papers you will get it, with or without her.
  9. If it was a lambo someone, possibly the owner,...

    If it was a lambo someone, possibly the owner, would be making a theft report anytime soon.
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    Nice view, hope you have fun times there.

    Nice view, hope you have fun times there.
  11. Me too...though it clearly didn't suit your...

    Me too...though it clearly didn't suit your particular taste!
  12. Spot on, though some of the usual humourless...

    Spot on, though some of the usual humourless suspects (see above, outrage to follow) don't appear to realise they're getting heaps of help from the gov.
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    ^*^ :smileylaughing:

    ^*^

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  15. Good that they were closed, they shouldn't be...

    Good that they were closed, they shouldn't be allowed to broadcast information that out glorious leaders say is false.

    And ftr, there were NO chemicals in the water from the cannon, and serves...
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    MEN organising BBQ on Messenger: * Man 1: *...

    MEN organising BBQ on Messenger:

    * Man 1: * Hey guys, when are we going to have a bbq?
    * Man 2: * Thursday at 8 pm at the “Man 9” house
    * Man 1: * Okay, what do we take?
    * Man 9: * I...
  17. ^ Turkey instigated the Azeri into this 'war',...

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    Turkey instigated the Azeri into this 'war', Erdogan knowing full well that Russia is committed to the Armenians. What he gets out of this, much like his serial failures in Syria, Libya and East...
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    I suspect they're about to.

    I suspect they're about to.
  19. Thread: Quick Jokes

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  20. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: My pet mouse Elvis died today, he was caught in a...

    My pet mouse Elvis died today, he was caught in a trap.

    Ok I'll get me coat!
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    A couple were Christmas shopping. The centre was...

    A couple were Christmas shopping. The centre was packed, and as the wife walked around she was surprised to discover that her husband had disappeared. She was quite upset because they had a lot of...
  22. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: Why did they remove 'gullible' from the OED!

    Why did they remove 'gullible' from the OED!
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  27. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: Two lions walking through London, one says,...

    Two lions walking through London, one says, "Where's everyone gone?"
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    hmm, no it didn't

    hmm, no it didn't
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    stuck on page 190, this gets me through

    stuck on page 190, this gets me through
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    There was this Jap guy Yoshi Shiratori who...

    There was this Jap guy Yoshi Shiratori who escaped jail 4x, once using his daily ration of miso soup to smear on the bars which over time were weakened by the salt, and out he went. After many years...
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    From his pov it doesn't matter what he does,...

    From his pov it doesn't matter what he does, he'll be gone soon and knows it.
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    Sticky: Last I heard he said later this year; not sure...

    Last I heard he said later this year; not sure it's wise to risk the election on a pre-election claim.
  33. Thread: Daily Moan

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    My contribution to science. I figure the...

    My contribution to science.

    I figure the original bag foragers took their loot home, and on their next run were guided by others to the easier pickings.
  34. Thread: Daily Moan

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    ANTS! With more than a million of these...

    ANTS!

    With more than a million of these fcukers per human, no surprise they get everywhere and nothing is safe. Yesterday they sneaked into my sealed plastic bag to get at the bread; yes the same...
  35. Thread: Tesla Model 3

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    As a standalone business Tesla appears to be...

    As a standalone business Tesla appears to be haemorrhaging money. I don't see them producing much that's commercially profitable to justify a soaring stock price, except with generous subsidies, so...
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    Sticky: Gates was somewhere on Youtube claiming that...

    Gates was somewhere on Youtube claiming that vaccine progress is positive but exaggerated, nothing new there, and not even the world's new normal will arrive before the end of 2021, nothing new there...
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    So far I'm an unpaid useful idiot, deranged, and...

    So far I'm an unpaid useful idiot, deranged, and a moron, courtesy of our classier members.
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    Fair enough, must be a hoax and I'm the bad guy...

    Fair enough, must be a hoax and I'm the bad guy for daring to post something that's so clearly a Russian plot.

    Oh well...
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    Yep, that must be the way it was.

    Yep, that must be the way it was.
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    Ok, didn't happen, you must be right.

    Ok, didn't happen, you must be right.
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    Here, not sure if this was on HB's drive but...

    Here, not sure if this was on HB's drive but something to start you off...

    Joe Biden Brags about getting Ukranian Prosecutor Fired - YouTube

    Btw, all of these revelations must be fake because I...
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    Yes, maybe it's just me flapping my gums. ...

    Yes, maybe it's just me flapping my gums.

    Those Russians, real sneaky.
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    Could be fake, I haven't discounted that, or...

    Could be fake, I haven't discounted that, or pics/videos of HB snorting coke, oops, a white powder, or JB's video boast about how he foiled a Ukrainian investigation into his son's employer, or...
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    :smileylaughing: Did I deny it? No, and I also...

    :smileylaughing:

    Did I deny it? No, and I also did not confirm it; quite simply I don't know, the story goes that they did, and in our transparent world it appears unwise to question widely held...
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    Sticky: Hoho, you've probably already mentioned it but...

    Hoho, you've probably already mentioned it but which country did you arrive from?

    Just asking, a long stay tourist mate tried to go the embassy route in London, mentally and financially prepared...
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    Yes Ray, you finally got it right. Hunter Biden's...

    Yes Ray, you finally got it right. Hunter Biden's alleged hard drive must be an elaborate Russian fake, while the Senate, GOP, media, voters, and the Biden camp should simply ignore it and trundle on...
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    Ah right, no answer, so shoot at the messenger....

    Ah right, no answer, so shoot at the messenger. Such a novel concept.
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    And the questions? 1 - What do you think of...

    And the questions?

    1 - What do you think of the alleged contents Hunter Biden's hard drive?

    2 - Do you think there is any truth in the NYP's revelations?

    3 - Do you think this is a Russian...
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    Sure we can talk about Trump's kids. We can do...

    Sure we can talk about Trump's kids. We can do that now or later, they may be the worst people anyone could imagine spawning, but I posted about what's coming out concerning the contents of Hunter...
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    So glad you didn't notice. But seeing as you're a...

    So glad you didn't notice. But seeing as you're a stickler for demanding a response to irrelevant questions, let's try a few relevant ones closer home:

    1 - What do you think of the alleged...
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