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    It worked just fine, because you're so...

    It worked just fine, because you're so predictable.
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    Sticky: That's Iran... Oil price is usually political,...

    That's Iran... Oil price is usually political, not so much market-driven.
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    I thought that hideous whiny dribbling pool of...

    I thought that hideous whiny dribbling pool of piss was a podgy spotty balding ginner with mange?
    Which one is he/she/it, eh?
    46869
  4. Does nothing to stop dual nationals riven with...

    Does nothing to stop dual nationals riven with pestilence.
  5. From where? "probably" isn't really very...

    From where?


    "probably" isn't really very useful information, is it?


    Which banks? Where? Any links? How do you get it when you're outside the country? Online?
  6. Health - Thailand travel advice - GOV.UK...

    Health - Thailand travel advice - GOV.UK
  7. Below is the list of countries that have not...

    Below is the list of countries that have not reported any suspected or confirmed case of coronavirus:

    Belize
    Burundi
    Cape Verde
    Central African Republic
    Chad
    Comoros
    D. P. R. of Korea...
  8. Etiqa's travel insurance covers cost of Covid-19...

    Etiqa's travel insurance covers cost of Covid-19 treatment | The Edge Markets

    Any good?
  9. Is there an official Thai government website...

    Is there an official Thai government website stating that?

    How about other countries?

    I've got other ASEAN country residents on board, just wondering, as not everyone on here lives in Thailand....
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    Sticky: This whole thing is an OCD-patient's,...

    This whole thing is an OCD-patient's, totalitarian's, conspiracist's, and journalists' wet dream.

    The amount of economy-wrecking irresponsible journalism that governments are pandering to is...
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    Just a rash?

    Just a rash?
  12. Health certificate for returning to Thailand (& other ASEAN countries)

    Corona Virus Disease (COVID-19)

    I can't get this site to load, so I don't know which countries are on the list, but I heard that the UK is on the list for Indonesia, but doesn't seem to be for...
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    ∆ TL;DR... Why do you bother? You could probably...

    ∆ TL;DR... Why do you bother? You could probably do it all more succinctly with a big teary scribble. Germany still wants to export to the UK, and they don't want tariffs; the rest don't matter. The...
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    No negative affect at all... I got a cheap flight...

    No negative affect at all... I got a cheap flight for one of my kids though.
    I had a bit of something minor a month ago, but I'm very rarely ill, and even when I am, it's very mild. I rang up...
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    Trump, like Boris, is only winning because the...

    Trump, like Boris, is only winning because the alternatives are so unbelievably useless and deluded.
    There are the extremist-fantasists who can't understand why their candidate loses, and reach for...
  16. Hilarious coming from you, given that describes...

    Hilarious coming from you, given that describes the majority of your posts on here.
    He probably smelt the hate on your breath, and th e sulphurous compounds rising up from your pants.
    Isn't on but...
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    That sounds good... But will they let you fly...

    That sounds good... But will they let you fly back if you start coughing, sneezing, or are a bit warm?
    Fingers crossed for some ASEAN regional flight deals.
    Still waiting to hear how far it's...
  18. ^quite, why not just use the back of his hand? Is...

    ^quite, why not just use the back of his hand? Is she bigger than him, or sumfink?
  19. She is, and she has, but I still won't let me use...

    She is, and she has, but I still won't let me use the BKK bank app... It's for her use only.
    Moreover, even if the SCB let me have an account (which they won't), I would still not be able to sign my...
  20. I can't do that. The BKK bank app will not let...

    I can't do that.
    The BKK bank app will not let me even access it, because it's a joint account, and only she has access to the app.
    I can't get an SCB account. The point, as mentioned earlier, is...
  21. I used to have BKK bank and kasikorn, but that...

    I used to have BKK bank and kasikorn, but that was 8 years ago and I had a business visa, now only one bank gave me an account without a WP, which is a joint one with my wife. Other banks won't do it...
  22. So, when you read the thread earlier, which bits...

    So, when you read the thread earlier, which bits actually went in? Or are you now parroting Gollum?


    You missed step 0. Get an account, which you can't do if you're not a pensioner and not on a...
  23. Sounds good. As I've already explained a couple...

    Sounds good.
    As I've already explained a couple of times, the BKK bank apps that we have don't let us do that.
    I can't get an SCB or a new Kasikorn (I had one before without any problem, but it's...
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    Waiting for Stewart Lee to do this one:

    Waiting for Stewart Lee to do this one:
  25. Yeah, my Thai card works fine in UK cash...

    Yeah, my Thai card works fine in UK cash machines, and no charge, so given my shift pattern, that seems the simplest way to put the spondies back into the UK account, just have to tolerate shit rates...
  26. I'm starting to think I may as well hook up with...

    I'm starting to think I may as well hook up with a bird in a cheaper country with less bureaucracy.
  27. Yep, and business account and personal. I mean...

    Yep, and business account and personal.
    I mean you can use a company I think, but that defeats the object.
    I could today send 40,000 to my Thai account, and maybe pull it out of an ATM in the UK (...
  28. Interesting, thanks. That will mean fees and...

    Interesting, thanks. That will mean fees and stuff, and finding a reliable relative might be tricky.

    I have a joint thai card which we can both use (but I have it with me in the UK), she has her...
  29. Libtard window-lickers gathering like soi dogs to...

    Libtard window-lickers gathering like soi dogs to try and pollute a thread again? Just spare us the sight of you sniffing each others' arses and licking each others' balls. This thread is for info...
  30. Yes... Can't send THB. That seems to be the...

    Yes... Can't send THB. That seems to be the consistent issue.
    A non-THB account is on the list of things I've already looked at, but they want either WP or retirement, neither of which apply.
    I'm...
  31. Yeah, I find myself having to repeat myself lots...

    Yeah, I find myself having to repeat myself lots and lots of times for the resident window-lickers.
    I don't have a WP, I'm just a visitor, and the joint account does not give me online access. I...
  32. Drs and nurses are used to seeing medical...

    Drs and nurses are used to seeing medical tragedies, and Joe Blogged, generally is not. The perspectives are so different Many are compassionate, but a lot more realistic, based on probabilities and...
  33. That's what I'm angling for... An alternative way...

    That's what I'm angling for... An alternative way to do this so I can transfer money from Thailand to the UK online whilst in the UK, Europe, USA, or wherever etc...
  34. I don't want to send money from the home country...

    I don't want to send money from the home country account, I want to send it from a Thai account to a home country account.

    I tried, Mrs tried adding a Thai account as a source/primary account......
  35. TransferWise doesn't let you send money from a...

    TransferWise doesn't let you send money from a Thai bank account as the primary account to another country.
    I can see UK and US accounts as sources, but a Thai account can only be a recipient.
    ...
  36. Thread: Curious

    by CaptainNemo
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    OK, I have the income, and as I describe, it...

    OK, I have the income, and as I describe, it wouldn't really be washing anyway, as I have the UK statements showing the income dropping in, and the source easy to show.
    (Not pension or business, but...
  37. ...but it doesn't seem like a fab place to live.

    ...but it doesn't seem like a fab place to live.
  38. Bumping this one. I'm looking for remote online...

    Bumping this one.
    I'm looking for remote online ways of doing it.
    So at the moment, all I can find is either SWIFT or some crypto method, a few listed at coins.co.th, or opening a foreign currency...
  39. I can appreciate that a agent bribe can be...

    I can appreciate that a agent bribe can be efficient, but it's still money chuckin' at problem that shouldn't need it. You get sick of being shaken down. Like with a biz visa for indo... the fee...
  40. Isn't Indo even less user-friendly? I've only...

    Isn't Indo even less user-friendly? I've only ever done the long business visa and VoA there, so I dunno about the ins and outs of KITAS.... Aceh is not my cup of tea.
  41. You're welcome to phone me and hear me call you a...

    You're welcome to phone me and hear me call you a bellend in mandarin if you want - I had plenty of practice doing that at Chaengwattana.

    Why do you think it's strange that someone has connections...
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    The kid without a passport was allowed to cross...

    The kid without a passport was allowed to cross into Laos without by being appended to a 3-day border pass on my wife's passport.
    Unexpected, but interesting. It might be useful for someone to know...
  43. How is that personal? I didn't know your name was...

    How is that personal? I didn't know your name was сunt.
    Gimme your number - I'll pop over and scribble it on your face. :D
    Ant Might give you my number, he's been stalking me for years hoping that...
  44. which country is that then?

    which country is that then?
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    The UK needs a proactive emigration and...

    The UK needs a proactive emigration and deportation programme, not a path to citizenship. Something more like Switzerland, where you have a robust and open work-permit system and after 10 years of...
  46. Thread: Curious

    by CaptainNemo
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    Well, if you get income paid monthly outside the...

    Well, if you get income paid monthly outside the country, and you happen to perfectly legally transfer your own money between your accounts in different countries, paying a Thai bank a transfer fee...
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    I don't have any. Don't need any. I'm incredibly...

    I don't have any. Don't need any. I'm incredibly relaxed about Brexit. Let the noise subside, and reality set in.
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    That's utter bollocks, and you know why? because...

    That's utter bollocks, and you know why? because the economics says otherwise... unprecedented mass immigration has been an economic disaster for the UK, and has fomented and ingrained a strong...
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    ahh... yes one hasn't got any passport at all,...

    ahh... yes one hasn't got any passport at all, and is unable to walk, but I don't think we're taking the hire care over, just do the hokey cokey.
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    Thai passports get at least 14 days visa free in...

    Thai passports get at least 14 days visa free in Cambo and Laos I'm sure... the point is to wheel them up to the consulate and say, 'ere you go... they can't speak thai but they got a Thai pp, birth...
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