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    :smileylaughing: Gotta hate them ! I wonder...

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    Gotta hate them !

    I wonder if you were online that night.
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    Did I win ?

    Did I win ?
  3. My lawn is getting to big for me and I have been...

    My lawn is getting to big for me and I have been thinking about leaving part of it alone.

    But I'm sure that it'll turn into "forest" within a year.

    Cherries, Ash,Sambucus and Plumtrees will...
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    I think we have an understanding David ...

    I think we have an understanding


    David

    Cyrille isn't fond of 'it is what it is' .


    Feel free to use it more often :)
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    Unfortunately this thread is more entertaining...

    Unfortunately this thread is more entertaining than watching F1 on tv.




    See what I mean ?:)
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    I have no reason to think so :) Eh ? I...

    I have no reason to think so :)


    Eh ?
    I think this occupation is a somewhat worldwide phenomenon

    Formula One is part circus and a bit of a animal show.

    A lot of males are on leave which...
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    Yes Thank fuck for that. 73184

    Yes

    Thank fuck for that.
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    ? Not familiar with that expression David;...

    ? Not familiar with that expression

    David; what it is, is that they work these girls so hard that their bodies react by not getting into puberty(which is ideal, cause height is a hinderance in...
  9. Thread: Hello

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    Clark Air Base and surroundings: Biggest...

    Clark Air Base and surroundings:

    Biggest whorehouse in the P.I. ?
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    Well done You are a good dad. PS:...

    Well done

    You are a good dad.





    PS:
    No wifi an poor phone coverage in Khao Yai
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    Are you spamming other forums too ? :) I'll...

    Are you spamming other forums too ? :)

    I'll say 1 hour
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    Wow ! More importantly: Gullash On topic:...

    Wow !

    More importantly: Gullash

    On topic:

    Some friends went there; they were amazed at the amount of hookers present at the race weekend :)
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    Sticky: Thank You :) Very helpful Give me a fucking...

    Thank You

    :) Very helpful

    Give me a fucking break.
    We were promised these vaccines, needed them and paid for them.

    Paranoia

    No wonder it's an un-named insider.
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    Sticky: Can't read your article in the link except for...

    Can't read your article in the link except for "Blood on their hands"

    Interested
    (if you would copy-paste)
  15. Sangria for all, all for sangria Could be...

    Sangria for all, all for sangria

    Could be worse

    I'll surrender :)


    Harry !

    Up your game
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    No problem Enjoy watching the abused medicated...

    No problem

    Enjoy watching the abused medicated kids.

    "Normal" women/girls can't compete with your freaks.

    Try to control your perversions, Harry

    You know I'm right :)
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    She came first among the other abused, medicated...

    She came first among the other abused, medicated 140 cm freaks ?


    Better not

    Give me back the times of Nellie Kim, when the participants in Womens Gymnastics looked like.......women.
  18. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    You'll get there, mate. Just stay out of those...

    You'll get there, mate.

    Just stay out of those columbian prisons


    So you are just in mid thirties ?

    And retired ?

    Itta !
  19. Ah yes; forgot that. The cave guy from...

    Ah yes; forgot that.

    The cave guy from Afghanistan was blamed first and Saddam later.

    My mistake
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    :smileylaughing:

    :smileylaughing:
  21. I knew it ! The whole 9-11 thing wasn't...

    I knew it !

    The whole 9-11 thing wasn't Afghanistan related



    But who did it then ?


    Where's ENT when you need him
  22. Thread: An Isaan Pond

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    My neighbors have this 7th sense. They turn up...

    My neighbors have this 7th sense.

    They turn up and dig into my "reward" beers.


    Come to think of it?

    Have they installed CCTV on my property ?

    Bastards
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    Probably not. Not that she couldn't defend...

    Probably not.

    Not that she couldn't defend herself


    Sauced up ?
    :)
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    If they get another gold, we are done. :)

    If they get another gold, we are done.
    :)
  25. Yep Never saw one working myself

    Yep
    Never saw one working myself
  26. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    I hope it's in a 50 man cell...with a majority of...

    I hope it's in a 50 man cell...with a majority of Man C fans


    I hope not
  27. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: It's nature, mate No puppy delivery by stork

    It's nature, mate

    No puppy delivery by stork
  28. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: Aren't the "giver" castrated ? Guess you are...

    Aren't the "giver" castrated ?

    Guess you are right
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    Sweden doing OK Click for large and educating...

    Sweden doing OK

    Click for large and educating version

    (click all week for a brit showing)

    Where's the brits ?
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    :smileylaughing: Lom, do you remember when...

    :smileylaughing:

    Lom, do you remember when Sweden was on the top in tabletennis,tennis etc etc

    Damn, Lom !

    That's many years ago

    Ha' det bra, kompis :)
  31. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    Is Halleluja on the transfer list ? Haven't...

    Is Halleluja on the transfer list ?

    Haven't seen that old tosser lately :)
  32. Probably It seems close if they mean "shots...

    Probably

    It seems close if they mean "shots given".
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    No Still better than the anglos though (in...

    No

    Still better than the anglos though

    (in the Olympics, that is)



    Burger building ?
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    72984
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    A danish batminton double lost a game today. ...

    A danish batminton double lost a game today.

    To a couple of aussies !!!!

    If they should choose to come home, they are likely to be shot in the airport.

    And rightly so.

    Scandalous
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    That's the way to do it :bananaman: ...

    That's the way to do it :bananaman:





    Exception to the rule ?
  37. OK ......

    OK ......
  38. They don't quite get it Deux biere, s'il...

    They don't quite get it


    Deux biere, s'il vous plait :)
  39. Thread: Dinner

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    I bet you say that to all the boys :(

    I bet you say that to all the boys :(
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    Poll: South Korean study shows, that people who had a...

    South Korean study shows, that people who had a 1.shot of Astra Zeneca, can boost it with Phizer with good results.

    6 times higher antibody count, than with 2 Astra shots.


    So...go Phizer if...
  41. Thread: Dinner

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    Stop it ! These are difficult times. Any...

    Stop it !

    These are difficult times.

    Any more mentioning of Bat out of Hell, is just tasteless.


    ((you should try to make a sauce from the meat loaf juices; second best sauce there is)can't...
  42. Yes you would But some 44 years olds are just...

    Yes you would

    But some 44 years olds are just kids gone insane.

    A friend of a friend certainly was.


    I hope to grow up soon :)
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    Yeah :) Can't wait for the nightly tweets.

    Yeah :)

    Can't wait for the nightly tweets.
  44. Thread: Rain

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    Ok I didn't get 60, but the pond got a well...

    Ok
    I didn't get 60, but the pond got a well needed filling and the air is fresh.

    More to come unless the brits want it all.
  45. Thread: Hello

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    Oh dear :)

    Oh dear :)
  46. Thread: Rain

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    Rain

    It's been raining in the UK and it's coming this way.

    Thunder and lightshow right now and the pouring started this very minute.

    UK floods LIVE: London and south east under water as torrential...
  47. Thread: Hello

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    Hello And welcome I'm polite too

    Hello
    And welcome

    I'm polite too
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    Well done How did it taste ?

    Well done

    How did it taste ?
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    All firearms carried in DC must be registered in...

    All firearms carried in DC must be registered in DC.

    I doubt that a lot of the ...protesters were from DC

    And you are not allowed to carry around the White House, The Mall etc

    Googled
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    Have a look Joe Biden 'has to be taken out of...

    Have a look
    Joe Biden 'has to be taken out of circulation' after 'rambling about men on the moon' - YouTube
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