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    I'm clear, yeah! ...

    I'm clear, yeah!

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  2. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: What happened to Gandhi, he only made one film!

    What happened to Gandhi, he only made one film!
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    Sticky: How often do you see 'individual adult' Chinese...

    How often do you see 'individual adult' Chinese tourists, other than several of them following the leader?
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    Sticky: ^ I suspect when easing happens they'll be the...

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    I suspect when easing happens they'll be the first major group to arrive in droves. Aside from tourists herded over to keep the Chinese businesses ticking over, some might wish to see how their...
  5. Problem that there isn't always someone recording...

    Problem that there isn't always someone recording the event; sad that it's needed but good on the black guy for being clued in.
  6. Thread: Dash cams?

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    The box?

    The box?
  7. Thread: Joe Biden

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    I don't fancy Biden one bit and I like his...

    I don't fancy Biden one bit and I like his chances even less. Aside from that who knows a soggy paper bag or two might fall off his trailer causing him to stumble, and he no longer has the stamina or...
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    Apologise and get on with it; if we slaughter...

    Apologise and get on with it; if we slaughter leaders for every poor choice we'd be running the country ourselves, and never mind the 'we can do it better' mob it won't be pretty.
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    There's a half dozen effing large cats roaming...

    There's a half dozen effing large cats roaming our village, not sure who feeds them but apparently they're there to search and destroy rats and snakes and other worse than cat creatures. And I've...
  10. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    True Romance, watch it several times, never gets...

    True Romance, watch it several times, never gets old, stellar performance all round esp by Brad Pitt the dopehead.

    keeniow imdb gives it 7.9, more like 8.5
  14. Thread: A Ferkin Fanook

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    I thought the early GFs were brilliant, then they...

    I thought the early GFs were brilliant, then they started padding toward the end. Sopranos great all the way through; I still don't know who killed him, and don't want to know unless the spoiler can...
  15. In the end the CPC will get all or most of what...

    In the end the CPC will get all or most of what they intend for HK, and the residues later on, through dogged persistence, by stealth, piecemeal, disregarding agreements, and making it near on...
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    Sticky: If you were to turn China upside down and empty...

    If you were to turn China upside down and empty its pockets, how many of the Assembly's member states would fall out?
  17. Thread: Joe Biden

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    Doesn't matter, on his next series of public...

    Doesn't matter, on his next series of public appearances there will be more blacks than usual padding the background.
  18. On several threads, it's interesting to watch as...

    On several threads, it's interesting to watch as new rules are introduced for libraries, massage parlours, restaurants, transport, salons, malls etc, and worth keeping an eye on them because many of...
  19. Are those rulez for regular massage or happy?...

    Are those rulez for regular massage or happy? Asking for a friend.
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    Bollix, this is Thailand, couldn't happen here;...

    Bollix, this is Thailand, couldn't happen here; some people...!
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    Poll: >8500 posts and they're still at it, must be a...

    >8500 posts and they're still at it, must be a record, even for TD.

    Just as well it's been proven the first man on t'moon was a Hollywood mockup.
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    Sticky: They're not afraid of an investigation, as long...

    They're not afraid of an investigation, as long as it's conducted by an independent and impartial body like the WHO.

    :smileylaughing::smileylaughing::smileylaughing::smileylaughing:
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    Lots of good stuff up there, utorrent...

    Lots of good stuff up there, utorrent spluttering, ta much.
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    plume
  25. May be fcuked up but no more than normal, numbers...

    May be fcuked up but no more than normal, numbers are meaningless, someone thinks of them and they become law, which is why strolling on an empty beach is worth half the fine and 10% of the jail term...
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    :smileylaughing:

    :smileylaughing:
  27. I think it's either G5 or Mossad, or maybe the...

    I think it's either G5 or Mossad, or maybe the chinks.
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    Will be a book and then a hit movie, how to turn...

    Will be a book and then a hit movie, how to turn dirty baht into clean $.
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    Aw, don't get SAss started!

    Aw, don't get SAss started!
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    I do, but so what? Put your hand up if you're...

    I do, but so what?

    Put your hand up if you're surprised that Macron now or later would turn a blind eye to human trafficking that's headed toward Britland; now smack yourself with it!

    Not...
  31. Blimey they're talking clean street food, takes...

    Blimey they're talking clean street food, takes some getting used to, will probably end up killing more than the virus.
  32. Still there is she; useless in everything else I...

    Still there is she; useless in everything else I have zero confidence in her handling domestic virus measures...this isn't going to end well.
  33. Loved it when naive world leaders and armchair...

    Loved it when naive world leaders and armchair dead were celebrating with the chant, 'one country, two systems'.

    OMG, how could edumacated people get it soo wrong!

    Never mind, I'm sure the CPC...
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    Sticky: Yes, and I should have used HIV as the example,...

    Yes, and I should have used HIV as the example, 32m dead and counting, rather than ebola which has very few incidents scattered around mainly Africa.
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    Sticky: At some point govs have to consider the economy;...

    At some point govs have to consider the economy; if that goes a lot more human lives will go with it. Fex, ebola is alive and well and killing people several decades after it kicked off; no vaccine,...
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    Sticky: If I got 50p for every time I failed in maths,...

    If I got 50p for every time I failed in maths, I'd have 3.30 now.
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    Not for a moment suggesting there might be crooks...

    Not for a moment suggesting there might be crooks in public office, but the more available the easier it becomes to share out.

    Or something like that.
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    Sticky: My neighbour got it right, we don't need a...

    My neighbour got it right, we don't need a vaccine, just gather the sick at one venue and send in the televangelists to effect a group cure.


    We are saved!
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    No Thai gov believes THAI could be run...

    No Thai gov believes THAI could be run efficiently without its control, interference, generous freebies and kickbacks, while our current gov is no more clued in than its predecessors; imho they...
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  41. Great ad YouTube...

    Great ad

    YouTube
  42. Have to side with our resident sinophiles on this...

    Have to side with our resident sinophiles on this one, as it boils down to different values and semantics, and ultimately preferred pov. The methods used and the number of people that died to achieve...
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    Sticky: the implications of that could be rather...

    the implications of that could be rather unpleasant
  44. Ah yes, pens, they had a box of pens at the right...

    Ah yes, pens, they had a box of pens at the right of the signing in exercise book, and another box with pens in it on the left for discards; you have to take one from the right box, sign it and dump...
  45. I trust you didn't see too many without a yellow...

    I trust you didn't see too many without a yellow sticker.

    Otoh, if everyone has a yellow sticker they're pointless.
  46. Crime to civilised folks is ingenuity for the CPC.

    Crime to civilised folks is ingenuity for the CPC.
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    New normal

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    Egyptian Gov building a highway through a residential area, 20 inches from some of the homes.

    Wouldn't like to live on one of the lower...
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    Not sure wtf they were thinking on this one
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    Well disciplined, better than some humans ��
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