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    Spare a thought for Paul and Lidia Marino

    White couple in their 80s murdered by a black lunatic as they visited their son's grave in Maryland last week.

    Teak Door's SJWs won't mention it.
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    Are sperm burping homos allowed to use slurs like...

    Are sperm burping homos allowed to use slurs like "japs"?
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    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=30...

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=30155&stc=1

    Any executive would know this.
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    A top secret clearance give someone clearance to...

    A top secret clearance give someone clearance to all top secret classified information? Ooooh, sounds dangerous.
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    Mick Jagger needs heart surgery -- goes to the...

    Mick Jagger needs heart surgery -- goes to the one place in the world with the BEST health care. And it ain't the NHS. :rofl:
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    ^^ Los Angeles had machines just like that two...

    ^^ Los Angeles had machines just like that two decades ago -- refunding the deposit on aluminum cans and plastic bottles.
  7. Thread: Dodgy or what.

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    Or laugh at you (again).

    Or laugh at you (again).
  8. Thread: Dodgy or what.

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    Cold calling pensioners to get their credit card...

    Cold calling pensioners to get their credit card details. Sounds like fun. How are the commissions?
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    STILL PRESIDENT! :yanky: Donald J. Trump,...

    STILL PRESIDENT!

    :yanky: Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America. Makin' it Great Again. :yanky:
  10. Nanny knows best.

    Nanny knows best.
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    I don't get worked up over images of strangers,...

    I don't get worked up over images of strangers, and I'd never consider swapping online panty shots with AOC, if that's what ya mean, DPWCD.
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    Or these Luddites: ...

    Or these Luddites:



    https://www.livescience.com/63951-anti-vaxxer-measles-outbreak-europe.html

    Or this shitshow:
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    :yanky: Making America Great Again. :yanky: A...

    :yanky: Making America Great Again. :yanky:

    A lot of people, including a lot of Americans, don't care to see America great. I do, and I'm glad Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of...
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    Or perhaps Thaksin went to Brittleland because he...

    Or perhaps Thaksin went to Brittleland because he knew they would immediately abandon their morals, ethics, and sense of law and order and greedily accept his cash despite being a fugitive on the run...
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    Nutjob conspiracy theorists attack real world...

    Nutjob conspiracy theorists attack real world problems, like the conspiracies I choose to believe in, and I'm not going to stand for it!

    :smileylaughing:
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    Why didn't the Bobo administration rescind his...

    Why didn't the Bobo administration rescind his green card and deport him? Oh yeah, they love scumbag criminals.

    Several of Bobo's shitstain relations were on the lam from authorities and some of...
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    AOC's feminine hygiene problems are so bad, even...

    AOC's feminine hygiene problems are so bad, even John Lewis refuses to sit next to her.
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    Nutters indeed, Buns. Got yer apocalypse bunker...

    Nutters indeed, Buns. Got yer apocalypse bunker stocked?

    SELL SELL SELL

    Buy Dried beans, dehydrated turnips and ammo. All the ammo you kin git.
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    :smileylaughing: Look forward to it. Not the...

    :smileylaughing: Look forward to it. Not the Donald hauling in the accolades, but rather the afflicted in complete meltdown.
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    Actually, I learned it from you on the AOC...

    Actually, I learned it from you on the AOC thread. The master TRUMPet blowhard.
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    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=30...

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=30083&stc=1
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    Are you fapping over my president, Hairy? That's...

    Are you fapping over my president, Hairy? That's kinda creepy, but little tends to surprise me anymore around this freakshow. "Knock" yerself out. :)
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    You're thick as shit if you haven't twigged that...

    You're thick as shit if you haven't twigged that my view of AOC is merely a parody of the dozens of cunto enthusiasts on the other thread -- transforming the sublime into the ridiculous. Or as Ben...
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    Like a pillock pillion passenger leaning the...

    Like a pillock pillion passenger leaning the opposite way through a curve.
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    There once was a prez in Caracas Whose policies...

    There once was a prez in Caracas
    Whose policies raised quite a rukus
    He said "We have oil"
    "So what's there to spoil?"
    Our socialist ways will just fuck us.
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    :yanky: Donald J. Trump, President of the United...

    :yanky: Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America, STILL making his haters demented and angry EVERY DAY -- Still America's leader and OUR beloved president :yanky:

    Long Live the...
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    Déjà vu is when you get the feeling that you've...

    Déjà vu is when you get the feeling that you've experienced a real-life event before.

    But déjà rêvé is when you've experienced the same dream.
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    Reduced to cut-and-paste poetry? Run out of...

    Reduced to cut-and-paste poetry? Run out of conspiracies?

    Try Coleridge's "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" you can find it at Project Gutenberg. If nothing else, it will take your worried mind off...
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    ^^^The sun's a pretty big target so identifying...

    ^^^The sun's a pretty big target so identifying "the sun" as the orbital point of the Earth isn't very precise. But I see what you're saying, close enough.

    ^^Suicide doors are widely perceived as...
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    Funny you should mention toll collections. It's...

    Funny you should mention toll collections. It's government run amok. One worker in NJ made $300,000 annually from ... get this ... collecting tolls. That money can buy a shitload of technology that...
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    The death of democracy in general, and...

    The death of democracy in general, and representative government in particular, are a bigger worry than anything Brexit can deal them. They're focusing on the falling tree and missing the forest fire.
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    A Homer named Buttplug. A comedian couldn't write...

    A Homer named Buttplug. A comedian couldn't write a better scenario for the Donald.
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    Fukt up that challenging little 5-word phrase,...

    Fukt up that challenging little 5-word phrase, Buns. Try harder, you spastic mong.
  34. Thread: Rocket Man!

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    Or that anonymous forum posters believe...

    Or that anonymous forum posters believe everything they post? Who would be so gullible?
  35. Ahhhh, paradise. ...

    Ahhhh, paradise.

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=30041&stc=1
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    They should have never chosen Seattle trailer...

    They should have never chosen Seattle trailer parks.
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    Or how space aliens hovered over Chiang Mai one...

    Or how space aliens hovered over Chiang Mai one night and sucked the brains out of inhabitants as they slept.
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    What the hell is wrong with that ignorant oozing...

    What the hell is wrong with that ignorant oozing cunto and her hand gesturing? Is it congenital?

    Like her supporters, she likely has no idea how dumb she really is.
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    Taking a holiday in Caracas, Buns? Enjoy. Don't...

    Taking a holiday in Caracas, Buns? Enjoy. Don't forget to pack your flashlight.
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    And 100x better than Uncle Bobo and Shill. :)

    And 100x better than Uncle Bobo and Shill. :)
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    Theoretical ideologues have no basis in reality....

    Theoretical ideologues have no basis in reality. Working people -- the vast majority, do. Sowell knows this, as do many others. It's why leftist socialist positions always fall flat on their faces. ...
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    Address the issue, buns, not the poster. Are you...

    Address the issue, buns, not the poster. Are you capable of that?
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    ^ Long overdue.

    ^ Long overdue.
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    Mueller's witch hunt yielded nothing. Nadda....

    Mueller's witch hunt yielded nothing. Nadda. Ziltch.

    What a waste of time money and resources.
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    ^^ Sure, expedited by the demand to pay...

    ^^ Sure, expedited by the demand to pay shiftless, menial labor more than they're worth. "You think you are worth that much? We'll invest in robots and you can GFY."

    Japan was using that tech in...
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    Thanks snakeeyes. :)

    Thanks snakeeyes. :)
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    That flounce lasted 3 minutes. Gotta be a record.

    That flounce lasted 3 minutes. Gotta be a record.
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    May, who is against Brexit, but who is trying to...

    May, who is against Brexit, but who is trying to figure out how to carry it out, is supported by DUP, who also oppose the deal.

    Sounds Thai. :chitown:
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    That horse's mouth is 50 pounds soaking wet.

    That horse's mouth is 50 pounds soaking wet.
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    A none of the above vote means nothing. The votes...

    A none of the above vote means nothing. The votes cast for actual candidates will still determine the winner based on the election rules. If the results are one vote to zero votes, there is still a...
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