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    Ghosn but not forgotten? In the land of the...

    Ghosn but not forgotten?

    In the land of the Brave Blossoms, at least.

    :bananaman:
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    I think runners up medals will appear on EBay...

    I think runners up medals will appear on EBay shortly. Just a feeling I have.
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    Nigel Farage as England coach for the next...

    Nigel Farage as England coach for the next attempt in 2023?

    Simple, really. White anted by an Aussie head coach & a NZ defence coach!

    :cmn:
  4. Expensive put out if the marriage was consummated.

    Expensive put out if the marriage was consummated.
  5. "inescapable"? Was that a deliberate pun or are...

    "inescapable"? Was that a deliberate pun or are you just naturally gifted?
  6. Just read the entire thread and very saddened to...

    Just read the entire thread and very saddened to hear of Simon's family's plight. Has he got the right to take his daughter, Padme?, back to the U.K.? I assume that he has been registered as her papa...
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    It's the INCELS version of the MeToo theme. ...

    It's the INCELS version of the MeToo theme.

    "I'm deprived of a normal sexual relationship so I'll just pop down to the local Walmart and kill me a few suckers.That oughta do it! I'll be thought...
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    Strange, haven't seen any comments from NRA...

    Strange, haven't seen any comments from NRA media.

    What, not even "Thoughts and prayers"?

    Hardly seems fair, does it?
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    Possibly Ali was using the wrong grade of...

    Possibly Ali was using the wrong grade of sandpaper, na?

    :)
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    First degree Murtagh of England's pride by...

    First degree Murtagh of England's pride by Ireland, na?
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    The trousersnake is the most dangerous to comely...

    The trousersnake is the most dangerous to comely womankind and, to a lesser extent, the harbourer, mankind.

    It is beyond disproof that zipperupit flacidus is in a category, genus on it's own.
  12. Thread: Manwiches

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    Whew! For a moment there I thought she had crabs!

    Whew! For a moment there I thought she had crabs!
  13. He's a thief! Cock robbing! Batman has...

    He's a thief! Cock robbing!

    Batman has notified the gendarmerie.
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    It's not an animal despite what Lion Air's PR...

    It's not an animal despite what Lion Air's PR department thinks. It's an insect, is it not?
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    Nice report, SP. Are the Georgians Russian or...

    Nice report, SP. Are the Georgians Russian or Greek Orthdox adherents in the main?

    Noted also the photo/s of the mosque, so I guess there is a Muslim component of the population.

    It looks a...
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    D'you think he'll be able to find all the pieces...

    D'you think he'll be able to find all the pieces in time?

    ;)
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    Clever dick.

    Clever dick.
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    Fine thread, Fish. Great read for an hour or...

    Fine thread, Fish. Great read for an hour or while sitting on the back verandah here in Narrabeen by the lagoon.

    Think I'm so relaxed I go make a cuppa & sit some more. As the old man said - "What...
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    Time you had a vasectomy. No more grandkids @...

    Time you had a vasectomy. No more grandkids @ your age is a health advisory.
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    Nice report thus far, Katie. This island is one...

    Nice report thus far, Katie. This island is one I've marked down to visit & your diversion to the smaller place, quieter & less touristy sounds fine.

    My godson married a Bohol girl, Richelle,...
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    My ex secretary had magnificent breasts, a sexy...

    My ex secretary had magnificent breasts, a sexy voice and is a natural with camera shots!

    Not sure about the phi theory or the rule of thirds but..........
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    wtf? wtf? Had to post at least 5 characters to...

    wtf? wtf?

    Had to post at least 5 characters to post at all!
  23. 18-14 NSW win the series.

    18-14 NSW win the series.
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    Point of order: Man still cannot fly but has...

    Point of order: Man still cannot fly but has built contraptions to obviate that.
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    Tositi, you are the zen master!

    Tositi, you are the zen master!
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    A truly great effort, Tomcat. Kinda think...

    A truly great effort, Tomcat.

    Kinda think you've torpedoed my intention to reduce my pizza intake somewhat. Not to mention fomenting a desire to travel in Italy, especially the bottom half &...
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    [QUOTE=Davis Knowlton;3710401] Jeez! I'm glad...

    Jeez! I'm glad I never played war games in your backyard as a kid!
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    A very welcome read, Mike. Just noticed it this...

    A very welcome read, Mike. Just noticed it this morning & got to read it as one. Great pictures as well.

    According to your pics you seem to be pretty young. Hope you enjoy many years spending time...
  29. Obviously classified "Top Secret". Cannot be seen!

    Obviously classified "Top Secret". Cannot be seen!
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    Thaiza bin breasting the bar too mutt? Time to...

    Thaiza bin breasting the bar too mutt? Time to put her on ignork, Dickie!
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    Regret to say, Huang Lao, but your pictures seem...

    Regret to say, Huang Lao, but your pictures seem to be in the main, ephemeral (?), if that's the right term. Referring back to pages 244-246 at least.

    Mods, can this be described as "a failure to...
  32. I would have been incensed at this outrageous...

    I would have been incensed at this outrageous behaviour.

    Thaksin most definitely, I feel.
  33. Christ! That is sad news. Life is a thing of...

    Christ! That is sad news.

    Life is a thing of chance, that's for sure.
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    Cheer up, things could be worse, e.g. Waking up...

    Cheer up, things could be worse, e.g. Waking up with a sore arsehole chained to the bedhead, listening to the sound of the door being unlocked..
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    It's distressing to see someone die, Young.

    It's distressing to see someone die, Young.
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    The pride in still getting a chubby in the...

    The pride in still getting a chubby in the morning!

    Now, where did I put that wifey?
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    !@#$&! !@#$&! !@#$&! !@#$&!

    !@#$&! !@#$&! !@#$&! !@#$&!
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    Sick f....k! But I like it!

    Sick f....k! But I like it!
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    Oz 1.0!

    Oz 1.0!
  40. Is that John Howard in drag? For one brief...

    Is that John Howard in drag?

    For one brief blissful moment I thought: Gotcha! You slimy little "Aussie Battler"!
  41. You're making the soup tonight? Throw in some...

    You're making the soup tonight?

    Throw in some beans & that soup pasta, spices & Bob's yer uncle!
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    Is it in, yet?

    Is it in, yet?
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    Now's the time to let her know you have a genuine...

    Now's the time to let her know you have a genuine director's cut of Last Dingo in Oodnadatta. And does she prefer salted or unsalted butter?
  44. The enema within - a gut wrenching story that...

    The enema within - a gut wrenching story that will have you hanging on grimly to the squitter end.

    At all major book stores.

    :spin:
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    Thak you very much. Was going to bake a little...

    Thak you very much. Was going to bake a little pork tonight for dins. Now ........ I have to get that series of pics of Babe's slaughter out of my mind first!
  46. Thread: Daily Moan

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    You'd be odds on to become a "tefler of renoun".

    You'd be odds on to become a "tefler of renoun".
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    This "30 day secret plan" to defeat Isis seems to...

    This "30 day secret plan" to defeat Isis seems to be dragging on, longway.

    Maybe it's Groundhog Day? That must be it then, eh?

    :rofl:
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    Have you got him on the beer Lao Dark already? ...

    Sprog number 1 is a chip of the old block. poor bugger will likely end up with gout and a drinking plomplen
    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2017/09/21.jpg?1

    its his birthday today so him and...
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    Nice report. No T & A shots though.... Some TDers...

    Nice report. No T & A shots though.... Some TDers will not be pleased, but the rustic life looked good.

    I assume that somebody, wife's family (?), live nearby & turns over the motors for you on...
  50. "come back"? They were there all the time! Just...

    "come back"? They were there all the time! Just didn't want to get their nice uniforms dirty with tackling & all. Mummy wouldn't be happy knowing they were playing with those rough NZ boys..
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