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  1. Nah, it's based on what you've posted yourself. ...

    Nah, it's based on what you've posted yourself.

    I'm afraid that's blown your attempt to come off as a buff boy, porky.

    2 FEB per week...dear oh dear.



    :D
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    Yeah, probably from Vietnam. They must export...

    Yeah, probably from Vietnam.

    They must export tons of it.

    Pretty crap, isn't it.
  3. 'easily' ? You're being a tad disingenuous...

    'easily' ?

    You're being a tad disingenuous there, eh tubbs? :D



    Indeed, that seems to have died off, along with most of its consumers.

    Upon my return I'll have a full english without the...
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    *zing* :rolleyes:

    *zing*

    :rolleyes:
  5. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Mine is ‘taking a deep dive’. Anyone saying...

    Mine is ‘taking a deep dive’.

    Anyone saying that is invariably a total wanker.
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    So it looks like Root will have to bat big again...

    So it looks like Root will have to bat big again if England are going to win here.

    Tomorrow will be the day it's likely won or lost, because on days four and five the totals are almost certain to...
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    Great shots. :smilie_clap: The hat's a bit...

    Great shots.

    :smilie_clap:

    The hat's a bit 'try hard'.

    ;)
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    Well, Jimmy's performance has been exceptional....

    Well, Jimmy's performance has been exceptional.

    And yeah, England's spin attack is kind of limited.
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    Sticky: I do, and whatever anyone thinks that is of...

    I do, and whatever anyone thinks that is of course what will happen.

    At the moment liaison with one's nearest Thai embassy is advisable before flying to Bangkok, and I note that's what Mendip did...
  10. Thread: Hello Teakdoor

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    Well rentals will be cheap. :D Sounds like the...

    Well rentals will be cheap. :D

    Sounds like the op should look at Bang Saray.
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    That was probably the first step in determining...

    That was probably the first step in determining his rations. :D
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    Sticky: What a ridiculous comment. You have a habit of...

    What a ridiculous comment.

    You have a habit of vastly over-extrapolating from your own needs, and expecting the world to fall in line with them.

    Needs which I guess will reach a zenith in mid...
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    :D Indeed. 'An unfortunate generalisation'...

    :D

    Indeed.

    'An unfortunate generalisation' is also one of his favourite phrases, but he's planted some huge ones there.
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    You are mistaken. I understood your post...

    You are mistaken.

    I understood your post perfectly, and if you had read my post more attentively it would have been clear.

    Carry on being a crotchety old maid, however.

    It's kind of cute.
  15. :smileylaughing: Not switch's desperate...

    :smileylaughing:



    Not switch's desperate attempts to cover up how utterly useless the Johnson government has been in every single respect, that's for sure.
  16. Double post

    Double post
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    It looks like tc got it, nev. :D The person...

    It looks like tc got it, nev. :D

    The person concerned is being deported.

    Hardly the end of the world, and in the 'influencer' game there's no such thing as bad publicity.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DK1TRbfJXE 21...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DK1TRbfJXE

    21 lies per day.
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    There was a rapid nosedive from 'the good life'...

    There was a rapid nosedive from 'the good life' somewhere there. :D
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    63642 4 hours?! Flippin' 'Eck!!

    63642

    4 hours?!

    Flippin' 'Eck!!
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    B-b-but there was graffiti too! Some of it...

    B-b-but there was graffiti too!

    Some of it very bad words!
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    OK so that's one thing fucked with the world...

    OK so that's one thing fucked with the world sorted. :D

    Good to know planes can now fly over the Mar y Lago again, after being previously blocked for security reasons. Anything that might keep...
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    He can't even have an...edmond! ...

    He can't even have an...edmond!

    :smileylaughing:

    Have an edmond!

    :smileylaughing:

    Geddit?!
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    Blimey, there I was thinking you now had sfa to...

    Blimey, there I was thinking you now had sfa to do for the rest of the year, Mendy.

    How wrong I was. :D




    Gosh, yet another thigh slapper from TD's simply never dull poster.

    :rolleyes:
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    Oh great...the life support system is still...

    Oh great...the life support system is still flickering.

    Deliberately getting run over by that bus was well worth it.

    :rolleyes:
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    The UK has the worst COVID deaths in the world. ...

    The UK has the worst COVID deaths in the world.

    It knocked the Czech Republic off 'top spot' at the weekend.

    Covid: UK has worst daily death rate in the world, Oxford University research shows...
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    ^^Imagine the outcry on here if it were Corbyn...

    ^^Imagine the outcry on here if it were Corbyn spaffing 30 billion up the wall, or indeed being given the run around and coughing up the cash every time Marcus Rashford finds the time to tweet.
    ...
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    ^^You do four and a half hours worth of 'jobs in...

    ^^You do four and a half hours worth of 'jobs in the garden' every weekday?

    Good job you've got a gardener. :D
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    Back to tired old 'I earn considerably more than...

    Back to tired old 'I earn considerably more than yow' trope, Harriet?

    A sure sign that you're talking bollox.
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    Well, that's an optimistic look at reconciliation...

    Well, that's an optimistic look at reconciliation and a brighter tomorrow.

    Shame Biden didn't touch on it.

    :rolleyes:
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    You got a bit lost there by the look of things,...

    You got a bit lost there by the look of things, harriet.

    :D

    Almost as daft as pretending 30 billion quid doesn't matter ... at a time when resources are more stretched than at any time since...
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    ^^Roger and Pete never really did get along. Pete...

    ^^Roger and Pete never really did get along. Pete is a bright bloke, you see.

    :doglol:
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    Do you have any more imformation on it?

    Do you have any more imformation on it?
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    "The things that I've done have been just...

    "The things that I've done have been just incredible" - well there's something we can all agree on.
  35. Yeah, so much so that he seems more American than...

    Yeah, so much so that he seems more American than Australian...apart from the accent obviously.

    And definitely very creepy.
  36. Thanks for moving this back on topic.

    Thanks for moving this back on topic.
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    Biden inauguration: Trump to leave White House...

    Biden inauguration: Trump to leave White House for Florida before ceremony - live updates | US news | The Guardian

    Trump is due to leave the White House just before 8am (in about 50 minutes),...
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/01/588.j...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/01/588.jpg


    Hey, I reckon I can guess why they decided on 299 baht for that tea. :D

    More expensive than any of the others...just because it has 2.99...
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    There are some aspects of it that make it worth...

    There are some aspects of it that make it worth glancing at occasionally though.






    :smileylaughing:

    63553
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    He's got that fantastic swimming pool.

    He's got that fantastic swimming pool.
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    I just mentioned it because Mendip rejects the...

    I just mentioned it because Mendip rejects the 'obese' tag out of hand.

    As you know, you no longer need to be a beachball.

    Pictorial evidence suggests he's there or not far away.

    Sorry...
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    Christ, here goes TD's Arthur Fonzarelli again. ...

    Christ, here goes TD's Arthur Fonzarelli again.

    You 'naturally shifted' fuck all. :D

    You found out that the other constituents of your breakfast were bad news, and started eating just bacon and...
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    BTW... it may be worth calculating your BMI.

    BTW... it may be worth calculating your BMI.
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    Well, Mendip's diet and lifestyle have been...

    Well, Mendip's diet and lifestyle have been pretty much 'public domain' for the last few months, so here's my prescription, since he asked...;)

    Step 1
    Cut down your drinking. Especially that...
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    Diesel pick ups have an appalling environmental...

    Diesel pick ups have an appalling environmental impact.
  46. What do you think should happen to them?

    What do you think should happen to them?
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    But he's so obviously a different person now,...

    But he's so obviously a different person now, compared to when he was public enemy #1.

    *cough*

    They should make Pat Cummins captain imo. Not ideal going with a bowler, but he's the best...
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    Well I guess that answers the question of why...

    Well I guess that answers the question of why Nathan Lyon is still getting a game.

    :sad:



    Yes, and Paine was copping criticism for batting too long!

    The vast majority of people backed the...
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    Don't hold your breath, eh? Twitch will be...

    Don't hold your breath, eh?

    Twitch will be along soon, but only to burble more bizarrely punctuated ad hom.
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    You probably don't understand what a trick...

    You probably don't understand what a trick question is.
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