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  2. Thread: On my bike

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    No, Nev. That'll be just you and sheep shagging...

    No, Nev. That'll be just you and sheep shagging mates, like Sheepdip Mendip.

    Bet you both had velcro trousers and tucked the hind legs into your boots :)
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    Not if you're a goalkeeper Ahay:)

    Not if you're a goalkeeper

    Ahay:)
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    Fuck a duck! Are you blind? Explain the...

    Fuck a duck! Are you blind?

    Explain the offside rule to us then Katie:)

    Good riddance to the fuckin daygo
  5. What do you want bringing back from Thailand?

    There was always a shit load of stuff I wanted bringing from UK to Thailand but I couldn't think of anything other than warm sunshine, a beach and a couple of coyotes when asked the other day.:)
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    "What a load of Rubbish!!"

    "What a load of Rubbish!!"
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    :smileylaughing: A splendid cock tale

    :smileylaughing: A splendid cock tale
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    ^Sheeeeiiiittttt!!!!!:)

    ^Sheeeeiiiittttt!!!!!:)
  10. Thread: Dinner

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    ^^^ Is that a Benihana?

    ^^^ Is that a Benihana?
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    :smileylaughing: Were those Chuckle brothers...

    :smileylaughing:

    Were those Chuckle brothers from Manchester?

    You to me to Hal:)
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    Who? Oh that lazy upstart Tony. What did he...

    Who?

    Oh that lazy upstart Tony.

    What did he win again?

    The Fallon d'floor?:smileylaughing:

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    What did he win again? Oh yeah, the Sweet FA...

    What did he win again?

    Oh yeah, the Sweet FA Cup:smileylaughing:
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    :smileylaughing: Tommy Cannon is looking for...

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    Tommy Cannon is looking for a new sidekick, you fukkin clown:smileylaughing:
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    Small Town in Burnley - YouTube
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    Played like the away team at home in that game...

    Played like the away team at home in that game and were massively flattered by the scoreline with Wow Rashford, your Manc Council flat lumpy free school dinner champion running past tired defenders:)...
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    Its United's worst ever start to a footballing...

    Its United's worst ever start to a footballing season at home in over 40 years, there's no urgency or passion or character on display on the day they were supposed to be commemorating the 5 foot 6...
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    That gormless Norwegian twat couldn't drive his...

    That gormless Norwegian twat couldn't drive his finger up his own arse.:)

    What kind of manager just sits there in the fucking stands looking like a complete clueless tool whilst Arteta gets the...
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    ^ That was my youngest son, you fukkin wrong un:)...

    ^ That was my youngest son, you fukkin wrong un:)

    Both boys are named after United legends as it goes:)



    Why am I still tuning into a Thai expat forum, to see what some West Country yokel...
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    Go full Luigi... do both:)

    Go full Luigi... do both:)
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    ^ If only Benfica didnt tire in injury time, if...

    ^ If only Benfica didnt tire in injury time, if only JohnTerry hadn't fell on his arse, If only Bayern didnt substitute Lothar Mattheus.

    If only Hal wasn't such an Ole Gunnar fanboy cockwomble:)
  22. Thread: Dinner

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    :smileylaughing:

    :smileylaughing:
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    :smileylaughing::smileylaughing:
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    [QUOTE=Edmond;4168812]I reckon I know more than...

    [QUOTE=Edmond;4168812]I reckon I know more than Ole, and would sacrifice a new LB for a CF.
    Ole read. And listened.[/QUOTE

    That's how fuckin useless that cont is.

    Ole OUT!!!
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    Jorginho !!

    Jorginho !!
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    ^ He's due a workout soon:)

    ^ He's due a workout soon:)
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    ^ I wouldn't trust any fucker that looked like...

    ^ I wouldn't trust any fucker that looked like Ray to make a Chinese sauce:)

    No it was some Aldi German make:)



    I felt like gnawing and sucking on 9 chicken legs like Ray today, but without...
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    United out in the group stages

    United out in the group stages
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    ^ What you gonna do with Rashford? I see you...

    ^ What you gonna do with Rashford?

    I see you are up in a lofty 4th place in the TD fantasy league right now, oh hang on there's only four fuckin players playing :smileylaughing:
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    Out of a jar sweet and sour:)
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    Said nobody...ever:) ...

    Said nobody...ever:)


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    :smileylaughing: Boing Boing ...

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    Boing Boing

    :smileylaughing:
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    The crazy thing is; he would be able to walk...

    The crazy thing is; he would be able to walk straight into the job of most of the stinkin tefler's on here.

    Unlike the other way around.

    Never luigi a book by its cover.:)
    :spin:
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  36. Thread: Daily Moan

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    I see you went heavy on Everton against your own...

    I see you went heavy on Everton against your own team, but without DCL:)

    I think I'll do that. Don't feel so shitty when they lose:)

    Nice to see Jammy Joffrey doesn't always fall into a...
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    You and that sad sack of shit couldn't beat an...

    You and that sad sack of shit couldn't beat an egg.

    No industry, nous or fight.

    Solskjaer doesn't have a fuckin clue either, how to beat someone even when they lie down begging for it....
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    It's worse than watching West Brom!!! Ole...

    It's worse than watching West Brom!!!

    Ole OUT!!!!!


    Where's that bell and Hal?:)
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    Easy one
  41. Thread: I made wine

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    Its all fun, until someone loses an eye

    Its all fun, until someone loses an eye
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    A nice confidence booster tomorrow for Harrogate:)

    A nice confidence booster tomorrow for Harrogate:)
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    Tea is a homosexuals drink. Especially those...

    Tea is a homosexuals drink.

    Especially those who have it with milk and sugar.




    Show me a man who has experimented with oriental tea and I'll show you a man whose had nearly as much cock ...
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    :) Got a strudel recipe, Herman?:)

    :)

    Got a strudel recipe, Herman?:)
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    I think it's called Frosty Jack nowadays. I was...

    I think it's called Frosty Jack nowadays. I was always a Thunderbirds or 20/20 kinda guy. I can imagine you and Chitty sitting there in the bus stop sharing a carafe of Lambrini:)

    I
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    Et, VIOLA!!!!!:) ...

    Et, VIOLA!!!!!:)

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    Off to buy some custard:)
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    Aunt Dillia's Scrumtious Apple Crumble

    Next door's overhanging cooking apples:)
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    6 of. And tools of the trade :wink:
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    An hour...
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    Has Hal gave you a dose ? Mancs...

    Has Hal gave you a dose ?







    Mancs and fukkin Benders more like:)
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    Bought today by me dad... . ...

    Bought today by me dad... .
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    he even brought a peppercorn gravy with him, bless him and made the side salad.:)...
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