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    Sensations Englishmen never seem attracted to...

    Sensations Englishmen never seem attracted to involve owning nice soap.
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    Gathering around the hearth English ruffians...

    Gathering around the hearth English ruffians inhaled nearby gammon.
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    Terrific employees rarely regret investing funds...

    Terrific employees rarely regret investing funds in corporations.





    :eyeroll:
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    Yeah, grams. My bad. I use a cup to measure.

    Yeah, grams. My bad. I use a cup to measure.
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    I'm saying 250ml of regular ol' white sugar. When...

    I'm saying 250ml of regular ol' white sugar. When I think about it it seems horrifying, lol. That's what it takes though.
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    Homemade Hibiscus/Rose Petal wine. It's so dark...

    Homemade Hibiscus/Rose Petal wine. It's so dark red it's almost black. I got all arty-farty and leaned a mobile phone with a torchlight on to the glass to highlight the dark redness of this...
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    Ah...it's all fermenting away at the moment. Next...

    Ah...it's all fermenting away at the moment. Next weekend I'll try to remember to do a photo-step-by-step.

    My basic recipe is 250ml of sugar, one litre of preservative-free fruit juice (whatever...
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    Today's starter for next month's enjoyment... ...

    Today's starter for next month's enjoyment...

    Berry Mix
    54264

    Goji berry
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    Super berries
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  9. You can honor that guarantee. Crusaders 26 - 15...

    You can honor that guarantee. Crusaders 26 - 15 Blues.

    Blues played very well on defense, but the Crusaders just turned it on in the last twenty minutes and came away with a victory.
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    Slaphead looks appalling. Perhaps he's English...

    Slaphead looks appalling. Perhaps he's English and dumb.
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    Demented elderly men enjoy nubile Thai erotic...

    Demented elderly men enjoy nubile Thai erotic dancers.
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    Señoritas están ñublando objetivos requeridos....

    Señoritas están ñublando objetivos requeridos. Idealmente, temperaturas amigables suceder.

    this a challenge playing the game in another language. Grammar is a bit weird.

    Bugger. Too much time...
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    Succour* under communist control offered...

    Succour* under communist control offered unemployed relief.

    *spell check demanded the change.
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    Huskies, NPT. Huskies.

    Huskies, NPT. Huskies.
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    Short fellas tend to be insufferable twats. There...

    Short fellas tend to be insufferable twats. There are exceptions, but being general and all...
  16. http://youtu.be/xHYnqeqren4 La Vela Puerca...

    http://youtu.be/xHYnqeqren4
    La Vela Puerca "Potosi"
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    Looks nice and clear.

    Looks nice and clear.
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    Today's bottling will be Berry Mix, thank you...

    Today's bottling will be Berry Mix, thank you Sun Top. Also, imported from the USA we have a 1.84 litre jug of cranberry flavoured juice blend.

    I'll let you all know in a month how these turn...
  19. Crusaders unstoppable in the second half, 41-20...

    Crusaders unstoppable in the second half, 41-20 over the Highlanders.

    How good is Will Jordan? WOW!

    Crusaders!
  20. Go the mighty Crusaders!

    Go the mighty Crusaders!
  21. Reds v Tahs game was alright. Tahs fought back...

    Reds v Tahs game was alright. Tahs fought back and took the lead, but the Reds came back and snatched in the end. Gotta say Phil Kearns grinds some listeners, but I'm ok with him commenting on the...
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    Specialties performers, especially Croatia's...

    Specialties performers, especially Croatia's incredible artistes, look to involve England's strippers.
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    Pint glass filled with half cola and half red...

    Pint glass filled with half cola and half red wine is definitely a party drink when the Candombe drums get beat in Montevideo.
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    Welcome back, Doc. Eagerly and garruously,...

    Welcome back, Doc.

    Eagerly and garruously, ex-wives retained lawyers. Yikes!
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    Skills, keyboarding included, looked less...

    Skills, keyboarding included, looked less suitable.
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    Juice, sugar, and yeast, yup. That and at least...

    Juice, sugar, and yeast, yup. That and at least three weeks waiting time.
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    They'll bubble away for the day in a very warm...

    They'll bubble away for the day in a very warm room before going into storage in my wine cellar AKA the kitchen cupboard.
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    53439 OK, here we go. Lemon/mint and...

    53439

    OK, here we go. Lemon/mint and hibiscus/rose are in the primary fermentation vessels. The high tech airlock consists of a two-thirds counter-clockwise turn to allow the release of CO2 as...
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    Today's effort hopefully will produce hard...

    Today's effort hopefully will produce hard lemonade. I've made hibiscus and rose wine before and I was pleased with the results. It was quite floral (as expected) and as a bonus kicked like a mule.
    ...
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    Lots of laws in Thailand. Enforcement of these...

    Lots of laws in Thailand. Enforcement of these laws is another thing altogether.
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    Wilfred is looking for recently employed dancers....

    Wilfred is looking for recently employed dancers.

    :sexy:
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    Satisfaction as the Indian special forces...

    Satisfaction as the Indian special forces attacked Chinese Tibet. It's on now!
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    ^ not sure how they plan to tweak the rules. My...

    ^ not sure how they plan to tweak the rules. My first reaction is"no, no, no." Interesting to see what the organisers will come up with that works for both codes.
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    Tomatoes from your garden? They look so tasty.

    Tomatoes from your garden? They look so tasty.
  35. Thread: Where's Coco?

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    Compared to Saudi, motoring in Thailand is...

    Compared to Saudi, motoring in Thailand is relaxing.
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    Muhammad Ali's interesting theological...

    Muhammad Ali's interesting theological discussion.

    "The white angels were in heaven and all the black angels were in the kitchen preparing milk and honey."


    http://youtu.be/7eXdt1eGgCA

    What...
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    Enthusiasm needed to hold up some impressive as...

    Enthusiasm needed to hold up some impressive as sex movies.
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    The only special equipment needed is a funnel. As...

    The only special equipment needed is a funnel. As for releasin the CO2 I give the lid a half twist back just enough to let CO2 escape, but not allow in any nasties. So far, no dramatic explosions.
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    1. Fruit juice, no preservatives 2. Sugar 3....

    1. Fruit juice, no preservatives
    2. Sugar
    3. Yeast

    That's it. The yeast eats the sugars and expels carbon dioxide and ethanol.

    Dragonfly taps on a keyboard and produces shitposts.
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    Utter crap. That's not an opinion. That's a fact....

    Utter crap. That's not an opinion. That's a fact. You don't know your backside from a hole in the ground.
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    It is really that simple.

    It is really that simple.
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    Distilling is more than a bit more technical....

    Distilling is more than a bit more technical. Homemade wine takes no special equipment, about five minutes effort, and a month's wait.

    FOJ
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    Fucking snobs. Carry on, cujo. Drink that...

    Fucking snobs. Carry on, cujo. Drink that homemade plonk with pride. No need to pour that sulfite laden store bought stuff down your neck.

    And another thing - wine only from grapes? Fucking...
  44. 53096 ammosexual voguing.

    53096
    ammosexual voguing.
  45. My only European country is Germany where I had...

    My only European country is Germany where I had eight hours to kill in Frankfurt. That was enough time for a train in to the city, currywurst brunch, a nosy around, and a train back to the airport.
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    31/40... I'll take it.

    31/40... I'll take it.
  47. Twenty-five visited and worked in seven. Not...

    Twenty-five visited and worked in seven. Not spectacular, but a fairly solid innings.

    Twenty-six if I can count a morning spent shopping in Tachilek, Myanmar.
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    In reponse to the ignorant pronouncement that...

    In reponse to the ignorant pronouncement that "All Lives Matter" I found this response on Reddit's 'explain it to me like I'm a five year old'.

    "Imagine that you're sitting down to dinner with...
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    Decision? Erect cock is soon in Olga's nookie.

    Decision? Erect cock is soon in Olga's nookie.
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    Grievances resulted in everyone visiting a nudist...

    Grievances resulted in everyone visiting a nudist colony, even sauna.
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