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  1. He probably wouldn't even need to curl with the...

    He probably wouldn't even need to curl with the limitless length dick he'd have, there's no end to the prick.
  2. Thread: Perfect chips

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    ^Your views in cooking threads are like Justin...

    ^Your views in cooking threads are like Justin Bieber's views of rock music.
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    ^This is what happens when you give a reality tv...

    ^This is what happens when you give a reality tv actor the keys to the White House.
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    ^About 1000 times better than any pastry baking...

    ^About 1000 times better than any pastry baking I've ever tried (before giving up forever) :)
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    ^Are you a smoker? I haven't had heartburn once...

    ^Are you a smoker? I haven't had heartburn once since giving up the tabs, use to get it really bad though.
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    ^Never eaten one so I have no benchmark for...

    ^Never eaten one so I have no benchmark for comparison. TBH the fillings in most sausage rolls I've ever had has always been pretty similar, it's just the pastry that separates them.
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    ^Oh there's worms alright. Who in their right...

    ^Oh there's worms alright. Who in their right mind would put English mustard on a sausage roll? And what sort of a lunatic would eat one cold???! :)
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    ^Who doesn't love a good sausage roll, any...

    ^Who doesn't love a good sausage roll, any side-effects are totally worth it :)

    The contentious issue with them of course is sauce or no sauce, and if we're going to open that can of worms what...
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    No idea, I wouldn't buy frozen sausage rolls down...

    No idea, I wouldn't buy frozen sausage rolls down there when when you're never far from a bakery doing fresh baked pies and sausage rolls. Having said that, if I had to guess there's no way I would...
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    What kinda shit are you into Scatman? :rolleyes:

    What kinda shit are you into Scatman? :rolleyes:
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    ^That's how I'd been doing it, crushing them with...

    ^That's how I'd been doing it, crushing them with the flat side of a knife then cutting both ends off then relying on a thumbnail to peel the outer skin off. Not any more though :)
  12. The FBI commenting on the F.B.I. :rofl:

    The FBI commenting on the F.B.I. :rofl:
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    Prawn fried rice, a request from the Missus who...

    Prawn fried rice, a request from the Missus who loves this simple dish but gets angry at how keeniow local restaraunts are with the prawn count when she orders it out :)

    Recently learned 2 new (to...
  14. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: Totally. In fact I'd often tell them they had...

    Totally. In fact I'd often tell them they had exactly 120 minutes to stop that sort of disgusting behavior or I'd leave, but they never listened :(
  15. Bloody hell it's all kicking off over there now....

    Bloody hell it's all kicking off over there now. Stay safe Jeff.
  16. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: ^Ok try to imagine that tank being about 20 times...

    ^Ok try to imagine that tank being about 20 times bigger and instead of fish, there's naked girls diving down to get the pool table balls you've thrown in that cost 20 Baht each. This is going on...
  17. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: ^Because it gets boring after a while so instead...

    ^Because it gets boring after a while so instead of having a tv in your pool room, a window into a swimming pool with girls in it mixes things up :)

    There's been a few bars in Pattaya with giant...
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    Tigers were good, Benji was outstanding. I...

    Tigers were good, Benji was outstanding.

    I joked with Dill about putting a bet on the St George coach being the first to get sacked this year, it's worth a genuine look now. Buying Ben Hunt for...
  19. ^Doesn't look anything like that video now, I...

    ^Doesn't look anything like that video now, I walk along it almost every morning.
  20. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: Jomtien Park Villas. Very nice village it is too.

    Jomtien Park Villas. Very nice village it is too.
  21. Thread: Breakfast

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    ^Green owed.

    ^Green owed.
  22. Not sure who's going to be hiring speedboats or...

    Not sure who's going to be hiring speedboats or riding ferries with no tourists here but for sure no money will have been spent or hours put in on upkeep during the downtime.
  23. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: ^What's the old gag about seeing who loves you...

    ^What's the old gag about seeing who loves you more between your wife and your dog? Something about locking them both in the boot of your car for 10 hours then seeing which one is happier to see you...
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    Jeez this new six-again rule is going to see...

    Jeez this new six-again rule is going to see games turned on their heads in the last 20 minutes when both teams are out on their feet and slow to get up from the tackle. Pretty much guaranteed points...
  25. ^^Fucken hell, Darnell is stocking up for the...

    ^^Fucken hell, Darnell is stocking up for the summer :)
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    My heart says Broncos, my head says stay the fuck...

    My heart says Broncos, my head says stay the fuck away from betting head-2-head till seeing every team play at least twice and just have some small exotics to keep things interesting.
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  27. Aaaaaaaaaaaand the riots and looting have...

    Aaaaaaaaaaaand the riots and looting have started. Nothing says #blacklivesmatter like seeing a black man running down the street with a stolen tv on his shoulder.
  28. I think the last generations of performance cars...

    I think the last generations of performance cars that aren't some abomination of hybrid electric will be sought after in years to come. Same goes for engine sizes as manufacturers drop CC's and add...
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    ^One word, thankfuckforthat.

    ^One word, thankfuckforthat.
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    51287 51288

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  31. Thread: Dinner

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    I would have thought it's a given that ribs will...

    I would have thought it's a given that ribs will have BBQ sauce on them? No matter, those ribs do look good though!
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    There's at least 101 uses for cats. But...

    There's at least 101 uses for cats. But seriously, even conservationists and bleeding hearts say feral cats must be eliminated.
  33. Thread: Preferences

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    ^So you can throw rocks at him I hope...

    ^So you can throw rocks at him I hope...
  34. Thread: Preferences

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    ^Yeah I'd be giving LSD a swerve if camels...

    ^Yeah I'd be giving LSD a swerve if camels suddenly had trunks :)
  35. Thread: Preferences

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    You couldn't believe this but I'm using my Tablet...

    You couldn't believe this but I'm using my Tablet to surf the forum while watching an Eagles concert on tv and guess what Joe Walsh is wearing... But it's got to be taken into account he's clearly...
  36. Thread: Preferences

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    I did, it was called 2+3+C :)

    I did, it was called 2+3+C :)
  37. Thread: Preferences

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    ^^^Yep, a few months ago though from memory.

    ^^^Yep, a few months ago though from memory.
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    ^Best forward I've ever seen, nobody else even...

    ^Best forward I've ever seen, nobody else even comes close. An absolute beast but judging by everything we see and everything we don't hear, a really nice guy too. Love watching him play, they way he...
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    ^KW got a good deal at 5 bongo-bucks for a month,...

    ^KW got a good deal at 5 bongo-bucks for a month, my watchnrl.com subscription is about 200 bb's per year. You can get games on live TV and Fox NRL is included in some steaming services (including...
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    Time to fill some baggies of Pumpkin soup for the...

    Time to fill some baggies of Pumpkin soup for the freezer again.
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    Pumpkin, onions, garlic, water + chicken stock. Simmer for an hour or three.

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    Blended and bagged. Taste test with a...
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    :spin::) 51110

    :spin::)

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  42. Thread: Dinner

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    ^So chips and gravy is no good (you fucken...

    ^So chips and gravy is no good (you fucken heathen :)) but chips and curry sauce is the bollix. Got it.
  43. Thread: Dinner

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    ^Why would American steakhouses need any other...

    ^Why would American steakhouses need any other sauce besides ketchup :)
  44. Thread: Dinner

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    It's a tough question with no one correct answer....

    It's a tough question with no one correct answer. There's a reason so many steakhouses offer the typical range of sauces/gravies with their steaks (Diane, Peppercorn, Mushroom, etc) but TC stipulated...
  45. Thread: Dinner

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    Yes and no.

    Yes and no.
  46. Thread: Dinner

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    ^^Assuming he's used the broccoli cooking water...

    ^^Assuming he's used the broccoli cooking water as the liquid to make the gravy, but don't think there's be much flavour in it like there would be in pan juices?

    ^Fuck! Yes please!
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    Prepare for some heartache then, they're shit! To...

    Prepare for some heartache then, they're shit! To be fair, they often start the seasons well and it's not uncommon for them to win something like 8 of their first 10 games and be up there with the...
  48. Thread: Dinner

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    X2, great job all :smilie_clap:

    X2, great job all :smilie_clap:
  49. What the fuck were you wearing at the time, a...

    What the fuck were you wearing at the time, a keffiyeh and suicide vest?
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    ^^Jamie Soward a legend? He's a future Immortal...

    ^^Jamie Soward a legend? He's a future Immortal with Golden Boot awards? Yeah ok, Heskey was a legend of soccer too then and only injuries stopped him picking up multiple Ballon d'Or's :)

    I don't...
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