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    I don't know, the lady who takes the orders in...

    I don't know, the lady who takes the orders in one of our local chinkies is very cute, owners daughter.
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    Speaking of not paying debts, has Loys patented...

    Speaking of not paying debts, has Loys patented bucket production process blown up in his face?
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    Dill Utd still don't have a sparrows fart in...

    Dill Utd still don't have a sparrows fart in hells chance of finishing above Citeh in the next decade when the best their talent scouts can come up with in the striker department is an over the hill...
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    Kept missing out on medals but the mark of the...

    Kept missing out on medals but the mark of the man is that he'll be remembered for way more than just what he did on the pitch, yep RIP.
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    Holy christ Buttfly, you have come out with some...

    Holy christ Buttfly, you have come out with some funny shit over the past 3 years but you just popped the cherry on a whole new level of deluded hilarity :rofl:
  6. Thread: Dinner

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    ^ Peas?

    ^ Peas?
  7. It could just be a Triad Fancy dress party and...

    It could just be a Triad Fancy dress party and the theme is mummies.
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    Erm, its not just the Frenchies idea, its shared...

    Erm, its not just the Frenchies idea, its shared by a number of senior EU politicians. It is however funny that remainers suddenly find themselves debating the terms Idea and Fact when they insisted...
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    Oi, where did the 6 zeros go, Nev!!!

    Oi, where did the 6 zeros go, Nev!!!
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    8 ringgit

    8 ringgit
  11. Nah, he just dizzy coz he's upside down coba.

    Nah, he just dizzy coz he's upside down coba.
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    But you know what they say, can't keep a good...

    But you know what they say, can't keep a good Scotsman dooon, cash in.....
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    Erm i think Varun sums this up nicely. Varun:...

    Erm i think Varun sums this up nicely.

    Varun: Hate to say this as a long suffering Arsenal fan, but this is a pretty engrossing game between two teams ranked 11th and 12th with both trying to...
  14. Oi he's got a lot on his mind what with the Citeh...

    Oi he's got a lot on his mind what with the Citeh situation. Chitty, don't listen. Make sure you get that wigwam stocked for the long night.
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    Typical Scots bloke, heard it so many times -...

    Typical Scots bloke, heard it so many times - doesn't last long.....
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    ^^ thanks :)

    ^^ thanks :)
  17. Behind Betty FFS - i am withdrawing roughly, if i...

    Behind Betty FFS - i am withdrawing roughly, if i was able to.
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    OK but if you give me a bum steer i am going to...

    OK but if you give me a bum steer i am going to block up one of your outhouses with a pythonesque poop.
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    Agreed but he did fuk up the last game getting...

    Agreed but he did fuk up the last game getting out with a run a ball left - still thats England for you
  20. Have you come out as Jebus Hal, are you going to...

    Have you come out as Jebus Hal, are you going to admit you bought a Footy Bot to pick your team? :)
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    Kili or Hibs Jack?

    Kili or Hibs Jack?
  22. Did he enter two teams....ban him Dill. Am i...

    Did he enter two teams....ban him Dill.

    Am i off the bottom of your league i can never see?
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    Erm no mistake from Morgan this time looks like...

    Erm no mistake from Morgan this time looks like Eng have chased down a total of 223 that is fairly amazing. The team do seem to bat to No 9 or more

    What a series - no shame for the saffers - Eng...
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    It won't be even close :)

    It won't be even close :)
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    Its all happening at the villa 45574

    Its all happening at the villa

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  26. Thread: Dinner

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    55 great example to the kids. I must be immune to...

    55 great example to the kids. I must be immune to the things as i love the taste but i also like marmite
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    You are right but sadly most of the fruit is...

    You are right but sadly most of the fruit is exported to China so they ripen en route. Last year they were apologising as we missed the main harvest and they only had "old" ones left :) i struggled...
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    Eddie Does Dawdle, Its Express :) sorry Eddie,...

    Eddie Does Dawdle, Its Express :)

    sorry Eddie, just joshin
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    Love that stuff, going to spend a week down in...

    Love that stuff, going to spend a week down in Chant next time and it'll be Durian harvest time on the family farms, they have one farm devoted to Chanee my favourite so i'm am planning on a proper...
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    Syb should be grateful as since Brexit the price...

    Syb should be grateful as since Brexit the price of his inherited house has gone up. There is literally no pleasing some people.:confused:
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    Goodness, calm down its all a bit of friendly...

    Goodness, calm down its all a bit of friendly banter. I am being a bit naughty, having a pop before school tomorrow.
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    The Haggis season is so short you have to bag...

    The Haggis season is so short you have to bag them whilst you can, they are currently tucked up in my freezer, except the one i plan dispatching perhaps tomorrow. I will be sure to get a close up for...
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    Isn't it quiant how yet another non-UK or even EU...

    Isn't it quiant how yet another non-UK or even EU citizen feels compelled to post on the Brexit thread.:)
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    I did, cleaned them out of all 7 left. Bloke...

    I did, cleaned them out of all 7 left. Bloke behind me made a comment about leaving one for him, i asked if he was Scottish and if he had a licence for them and walked away. :)
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    Was contemplating putting this in the 2+3+C...

    Was contemplating putting this in the 2+3+C thread but fuk it, here's my one - 4 mins and sans Veg, i'll have me Vegan course later.

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    Have to say in the short format you need accuracy...

    Have to say in the short format you need accuracy and variation, Wood just doesn't cut it.
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    The middle one, stopped the BiL coming round...

    The middle one, stopped the BiL coming round begging?
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    ^ &^^ they have a 6 monthly (i think) fayre in...

    ^ &^^ they have a 6 monthly (i think) fayre in Pak Chong and they always have the sit down buffet type places piled high and cheap - always a load of Crab and Squid - it only gets my custom for a can...
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    Back stage pass Jack, cool.

    Back stage pass Jack, cool.
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    ^ Mendip would be proud of them tinned peas Jack....

    ^ Mendip would be proud of them tinned peas Jack. :)

    EDIT

    I loves a bargain and Haggis on offer at 1 a pud in ASDA.
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    ^ PH he loves it. Actually if you look back Sir...

    ^ PH he loves it. Actually if you look back Sir Chit of the Potteries posts he has spent two years rubbing everyone's noses in Citehs success - he'll come out of his wigwam later to serve us a dish...
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    Because we have to see if the EU will budge at...

    Because we have to see if the EU will budge at all before we go nap. Your post above shows how glaringly obvious it is that you were a CS. Staggering that the country has kept afloat with muppets...
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    That's not worry you are seeing its a...

    That's not worry you are seeing its a contentment, I can sit back now and watch the procession of failed Belgian PMs trying to rekindle their glory days by making their little rules and regs, all the...
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    Buttfly, you, Sausages and Syb seem to keep...

    Buttfly, you, Sausages and Syb seem to keep thinking anyone in the leave camp is worried about the EU, we are not - wish you well and here's to another 40 odd years. Remove the veto, increase the...
  45. Thread: The Amazon

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    ^ & ^^ you two are going to hell.

    ^ & ^^ you two are going to hell.
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    ^ well full integration will be much easier now...

    ^ well full integration will be much easier now so carry on. It is going to be a treat watching the last days of Micron & the Speccy twat try to force their EU ambitions whilst Micron gets ejected...
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    Well could Citeh be the Saracens of the footy...

    Well could Citeh be the Saracens of the footy league, 100 point deduction?

    Manchester City could face Premier League sanctions over FFP breaches

    Manchester City could face sanctions in the...
  48. Thread: Dinner

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    Nige will be along to paint that still life for...

    Nige will be along to paint that still life for you shortly Fish, now where's that Jerky recipe.
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    Did i miss Chitty's diner thread? did it have a...

    Did i miss Chitty's diner thread? did it have a pizza in?
  50. Thread: 2+3+C

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    I see what HW has done here, he's feeding the...

    I see what HW has done here, he's feeding the data into a fagotometer. When are you posting up the results HW?
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