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    Entrance near the rear ain't nice. Call emergency.

    Entrance near the rear ain't nice. Call emergency.
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    Naamphrik aficionados are making pretty hot rice...

    Naamphrik aficionados are making pretty hot rice in Korat.
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    Schlong - chapped, hurting, looking old - needed...

    Schlong - chapped, hurting, looking old - needed gel.
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    Squirts quickly undid Irene's reservations...

    Squirts quickly undid Irene's reservations towards strap-ons.
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    Emirates cancelled my wife's May 9 flight which...

    Emirates cancelled my wife's May 9 flight which is six weeks out. I guess they expect that the shutdown is going to last for some more time yet.
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    She got a new phone?

    She got a new phone?
  7. Tim Horton's opened a branch a few months ago at...

    Tim Horton's opened a branch a few months ago at Mall of Dhahran. Curious as to the hullabaloo about its coffee I had an overpriced cup (education isn't cheap). It was ok as far as coffee goes.
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    Sticky: Memphis is one of the US hubs for FedEX, so that...

    Memphis is one of the US hubs for FedEX, so that part makes sense
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    Big Forehead Scotty - knowin' the price of...

    Big Forehead Scotty - knowin' the price of everything and the value of nothing.

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    Of course ol' Scotty wouldn't dream of his...
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    It's Thailand. No mom & pop shop for cold beer or...

    It's Thailand. No mom & pop shop for cold beer or bottles of Hong Thong? If not, gads, what desperate times.
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    Sticky: No takeaways? Can one still get a steak and...

    No takeaways? Can one still get a steak and cheese at the local dairy?
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    Scumbags called us munters, bastards, and...

    Scumbags called us munters, bastards, and goddamned skunks.
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    Me neither. I'm not resident in the Mt Albert...

    Me neither. I'm not resident in the Mt Albert electorate. ;)
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    Wut? ...and give up this view? :) ...

    Wut?

    ...and give up this view? :)

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  15. ^^ nice booze selection, jppr2.

    ^^ nice booze selection, jppr2.
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    I'm having pasta for lunch here at the office,...

    I'm having pasta for lunch here at the office, but I'm reticent to match it up against KW's magnificent spread. My plastic bowl full of pasta also has hot dogs in it (I plead guilty m'lord to this...
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    Greened!

    Greened!
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    Definite, except for Italians. Nobody's inviting...

    Definite, except for Italians. Nobody's inviting Tuscan emigrants.
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    Seductive English demimondaines used canned tuna...

    Seductive English demimondaines used canned tuna in virtually everything.
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    Songsmiths outside nightclubs get some money in...

    Songsmiths outside nightclubs get some money in their hats sometimes.
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    Ears are really sensitive.

    Ears are really sensitive.
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    Pudendas uncovered didn't exactly negate Doug's...

    Pudendas uncovered didn't exactly negate Doug's awesome stiffie.
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    Nincompoops in northern China ordered many...

    Nincompoops in northern China ordered many portions of onion parsnip soup.
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    If all arrivals from overseas self-isolate for 14...

    If all arrivals from overseas self-isolate for 14 days wouldn't that include flight crew as well? This must create a logistical nightmare for all international flights.
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    Sticky: er...the most common blood type in China is blood...

    er...the most common blood type in China is blood type A, so it goes to reason...

    :)
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    Scrutineers caught reading unfiltered tweets in...

    Scrutineers caught reading unfiltered tweets in Nepali earned everyone's real scorn.
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    Super Rugby being played on Fridays and Saturdays...

    Super Rugby being played on Fridays and Saturdays was great as those are my days off.

    Oh well. I'm off to look for a ten-thousand piece jigsaw puzzle...
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    No more shopping buses from the compounds...all...

    No more shopping buses from the compounds...all faculty to work from home (no buses full stop)...no flights coming or going for the next fortnight (no problem personally as I wasn't going anywhere...
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    ^ 555...

    ^ 555...
  30. Full marks to Mudassir Naweed.

    Full marks to Mudassir Naweed.
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    "Syncopation!" yelled new conductor. "OK,...

    "Syncopation!" yelled new conductor. "OK, percussion...any timpani? It's orchestra, numbnuts!"
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    Toot out old tunes.

    Toot out old tunes.
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    46655 There it goes... :(

    46655

    There it goes... :(
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    Blues fans haven't had much to cheer about for...

    Blues fans haven't had much to cheer about for ages. Enjoy.
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    I dunno... Crusaders are flying back from...

    I dunno...

    Crusaders are flying back from Brisbane and the Highlanders are winging in from Buenos Aires. Wouldn't they also have to self-quarantine?
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    Sticky: *raises hand* Never mind. I had no plans to go...

    *raises hand*

    Never mind. I had no plans to go anywhere anyway...
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    I suspect you're correct.

    I suspect you're correct.
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    Hmm...Super Rugby officials have to be scrambling...

    Hmm...Super Rugby officials have to be scrambling to come up with a decision on how they go forward what with the new restrictions on inbound travel.
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    Crusaders beat Sunwolves 49-14.

    Crusaders beat Sunwolves 49-14.
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    What was it, thirty-four phases of play after the...

    What was it, thirty-four phases of play after the full-time hooter? Hurricanes break their losing streak in Hamilton pulling out an after the hooter win over the Chiefs.
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    ^ beauty

    ^ beauty
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    On the bright side my morning commute has been a...

    On the bright side my morning commute has been a breeze as half the country is sitting on their sofas.
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    Best SAR 2.10 spent evah! No artificial flavours,...

    Best SAR 2.10 spent evah! No artificial flavours, no preservatives...just pure cappuccino goodness.

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    Suburbanites used Branston's until rural bumpkins...

    Suburbanites used Branston's until rural bumpkins arrived. Now it's Tesco's execrable specials.
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    French reservists entered northern Congo hamlets.

    French reservists entered northern Congo hamlets.
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    Kowtowing outside Whitechapel, the official...

    Kowtowing outside Whitechapel, the official wanted information, not guff.
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    ^^Secondary refers to high school. I believe you...

    ^^Secondary refers to high school. I believe you mean tertiary institutions which are universities and such.
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    December election confirms every member bought...

    December election confirms every member bought election results.
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    Sticky: No students, but staff and faculty must still...

    No students, but staff and faculty must still come in. Not so bad. Time to catch up on a few things.
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    Misery guts, thy name is Jeff.

    Misery guts, thy name is Jeff.
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