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  1. 12 and over.

    12 and over.
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    Beautiful day for it JP.

    Beautiful day for it JP.
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    It's not about enjoying the tits, it's pointing...

    It's not about enjoying the tits, it's pointing to the fact that the tits is all that you see.
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    It's amusing because the audience's eye is...

    It's amusing because the audience's eye is immediately focussed on her massive jugs, so they will be expecting a punchline about breasts, but instead, the author has tricked the audience by...
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    Artificial Grass

    Anyone done it? Was planning on doing it myself this weekend but I've just watched a YouTube video and it's scared me shitless.

    I got rid of a layer of the grass. Smoothed it out with a layer of...
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    Stop im bloody starrrrrrving.

    Stop im bloody starrrrrrving.
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    Drinking in the car is technically illegal like...

    Drinking in the car is technically illegal like but...
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    Of course he can. When he leaves ASQ he can where...

    Of course he can. When he leaves ASQ he can where he wants in Thailand. All the petrol stations are open with toilet facilities. Drink up JP.
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    That 2nd Pfizer knocked the shit out of me.

    That 2nd Pfizer knocked the shit out of me.
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    Mmm animal collagen

    Mmm animal collagen
  11. Thread: D J Pat

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    Pretty sure he started his videos in the last...

    Pretty sure he started his videos in the last year or so, so most things have been closed.
  12. Thread: D J Pat

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    I mean the massive thread already on the forum...

    I mean the massive thread already on the forum might have been a clue.
  13. Thread: Dinner

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    Looks like you're in it.

    Looks like you're in it.
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    Haircut! Daughter went for the popular North...

    Haircut! Daughter went for the popular North Korean style.

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=75641&d=1631460775
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    Watch your mouth soi boy, she's beautiful.

    Watch your mouth soi boy, she's beautiful.
  16. Thread: Dinner

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    I hadn't put the garlic sauce on yet.

    I hadn't put the garlic sauce on yet.
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    No I think it's just normal grass.

    No I think it's just normal grass.
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    Forgot to give him water yesterday. But...

    Forgot to give him water yesterday. But suffering is good for the soul ain't it.

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=75609&d=1631409982
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    Sticky: Oof. ...

    Oof.

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    Do you have to home quarantine when you get back...

    Do you have to home quarantine when you get back home too?
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    Grassy is completely broken after the 2nd Pfizer...

    Grassy is completely broken after the 2nd Pfizer yesterday.

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  22. Thread: Dinner

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    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=7...

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=75601&d=1631359650
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    He was in the boot of the car for a while so...

    He was in the boot of the car for a while so possibly.
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    I don't have time for that, there are people I...

    I don't have time for that, there are people I need to argue with on TD!
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    I have a few of the Warrix polos like that. Love...

    I have a few of the Warrix polos like that. Love em.
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    The problem is I don't really go anywhere! But...

    The problem is I don't really go anywhere!

    But here he/she/they are by the villa pool this morning.

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=75545&d=1631237051
  27. Thread: Dinner

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    Away for the weekend so we ordered grab food in...

    Away for the weekend so we ordered grab food in the room. I didn't even think about plates and cutlery so had to go ask the hotel who gave us the world's smallest plates.

    Got my gammon fix though....
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    There's a Brit shop on Lazada. I got 12 packs of...

    There's a Brit shop on Lazada. I got 12 packs of out of date Wotsits for 100bht.
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    Just yours then?

    Just yours then?
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    Who was the poster who used to get his wife's...

    Who was the poster who used to get his wife's cleavage in his food shots? Fishlocker? Do that jp...
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    Day 6 and Grassy is starting to look homeless....

    Day 6 and Grassy is starting to look homeless. Daughter has grown so attached to him that he's currently in the boot coming to Pattaya with us for the weekend. Maybe we'll give him a haircut this...
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    Sounds like my life to be fair.

    Sounds like my life to be fair.
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    Nice!! I should try that with the potatoes that...

    Nice!! I should try that with the potatoes that have grown arms in my fridge.
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    I forgot about day 4 but with the flood water...

    I forgot about day 4 but with the flood water lapping at the gate I ventured out to take another picture. Grass head seems to have started growing a beard.
    ...
  35. Big storm last night and now at 5am it's going...

    Big storm last night and now at 5am it's going again. Thankfully working from home...
  36. Thread: Breakfast

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    Know many teachers who work on Sundays?

    Know many teachers who work on Sundays?
  37. More abuse in the news threads. Oh dear.

    More abuse in the news threads. Oh dear.
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    I think the world is generally heading to...

    I think the world is generally heading to genderless titles. It can be very confusing for some but they are mostly the ones that won't be on this world too much longer anyway.
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    Poll: He's talking booster shots when only 30% of NZ...

    He's talking booster shots when only 30% of NZ have even been vaccinated.

    Talk about being unaware of your privilege.

    :smileylaughing:
  40. Thread: Dinner

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    We called that "chip spice" in Hull. Quite like...

    We called that "chip spice" in Hull. Quite like it. Send a pic and I'll keep a look out.

    Rather that than give you my address :D
  41. Thread: Dinner

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    Fried chicken and cheesy shoestring fries. A Thai...

    Fried chicken and cheesy shoestring fries. A Thai classic.

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    Most of lower Sukhumvit. Pretty much all the...

    Most of lower Sukhumvit. Pretty much all the British pubs
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    They don't give a shit though. Bars were open and...

    They don't give a shit though. Bars were open and serving to 11pm last weekend. Cops too busy with shipping containers.
  44. I can't imagine that restaurants will do it for...

    I can't imagine that restaurants will do it for long.
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    Day 3. Despite my excitement the previous day I...

    Day 3. Despite my excitement the previous day I had completely forgotten that this thing existed. That's Mondays for you I guess

    So it was only this early afternoon that I was alerted to what I...
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    I can't imagine why it wouldn't grow inside as...

    I can't imagine why it wouldn't grow inside as long as it's not locked in a box or something.
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    Day 2. I slowly make myself down the stairs to...

    Day 2.

    I slowly make myself down the stairs to let the dog out. My eyes are blurry and my head is thick with fog.

    When suddenly I'm awoken by a shriek and a call. THE HAIR HAS GROWN the 7 year...
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    Watch Grass Grow With Armstrong

    I love these things. It's the only type of thing I can grow.

    Day 1:

    I was full of excitement and trepidation when Lazada delivered it on a busy weekday afternoon. When questioned by my wife I...
  49. Thread: Breakfast

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    Hangover breakfast. ...

    Hangover breakfast.

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    What kind of psychopath eats a McDonald's on a...

    What kind of psychopath eats a McDonald's on a plate.
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