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    Strippers that read important publications...

    Strippers that read important publications periodically expose ridiculous stereotypes

    alternatively -

    strippers that rouse impotent penises’ priapism enjoy rich satisfaction

    or

    strippers...
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    Yikes ! I know erotic specialties !

    Yikes ! I know erotic specialties !
  3. Yeah saw one of those temple scenes in Isaan and...

    Yeah saw one of those temple scenes in Isaan and thought 'hmmm .... imaginary friends above, imaginary enemies below - what's the attraction ? What's those gruesome paintings doing in a house of...
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    As far as I’m aware there weren’t any aboriginal...

    As far as I’m aware there weren’t any aboriginal writers in early colonial times.
    btw ‘Abo’ is viewed as a perjorative term by aboriginal people.
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    They didn't have much sugar (just some honey) and...

    They didn't have much sugar (just some honey) and refined flours so not much diabetes and kidney disease, no alcohol or tobacco (just pitjuri), and no school so no truancy.
    But they did have crime...
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    suitable undressed ingenues tease anticipatory...

    suitable undressed ingenues tease anticipatory bachelors leering eagerly
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    Things were tough all over. One of my...

    Things were tough all over.
    One of my antecedents came to Straya in the 1850s and couldn't find a bride, so his family sent him one.
    They'd been on tour in Europe and bought a family of serfs to...
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    She could head back to Africa and piss on the...

    She could head back to Africa and piss on the graves of those Africans who sold her ancestors to slave trading Arabs or others.
    It's not as if a European ship could arrive on the coast and start...
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    Which will leave black cement-like evidence that...

    Which will leave black cement-like evidence that will make the other seat-warmers wonder if that's blood gone bad which, being evidence of cancer perhaps, will wind them up even further.
    Bring it on.
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    Smeghead Bignose Mousemaster

    Smeghead
    Bignose
    Mousemaster
  11. About 2 % on a good day. From my experience of...

    About 2 % on a good day.
    From my experience of that world many years ago there'll be a very small number of guys who are smooth operators and who can spout plausible hippiebabble with an edge and...
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    Virgin seeks 72 others

    Virgin seeks 72 others
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    Where and when did Chinese people explore or...

    Where and when did Chinese people explore or settle in Australia before 1606 / 1788 ?
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    Wife is ovulating, husband has beard stubble -...

    Wife is ovulating, husband has beard stubble - ‘you’re so rugged and handsome - let’s have a cuddle’.
    Wife has PMT, husband has beard stubble - ‘get away away from me you horrible scratchy thug’.
    ...
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    ‘men will fight for her’ Had a spine-chilling...

    ‘men will fight for her’

    Had a spine-chilling revelatory moment talking to a young German woman years ago.
    She broke the silence of the sisterhood and revealed that the female equivalent of men...
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    And - wife when single on the prowl with gfs...

    And -

    wife when single on the prowl with gfs sees a man and thinks ‘oooh he looks sensible and reliable - mum will like him so I’ll have me some of that’ (as if .....) and then when married thinks...
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    and a couple more - - husband doesn’t help wife...

    and a couple more -
    - husband doesn’t help wife
    - husband helps wife

    - husband has no idea
    - husband knows what he’s talking about
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    Reasons for wives to get angry - - PMT -...

    Reasons for wives to get angry -

    - PMT
    - Menopause ( the monster paws)
    - husband won't do as he's told
    - husband does as he's told therefore he's a pussy
    - husband fights back
    - husband...
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    Any ideas about this one ? There's what's...

    Any ideas about this one ? There's what's probably a sword missing from the top left hand.
    Material is bronze / gun metal.

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    Any ideas about this one ? 48639

    Any ideas about this one ?
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    Makonde 48638 48637

    Makonde

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    It’s not rocket science. Get rid of the...

    It’s not rocket science.

    Get rid of the thieving scum at the top and the bludging scum at the bottom.
    Everybody contributing to society.
    Fewer people using less energy.
    Manage the...
  24. Reducing economic disparity by the trickledown...

    Reducing economic disparity by the trickledown effect no doubt.
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    Delectable edibles leave example clown tasting a...

    Delectable edibles leave example clown tasting a bit like excrement
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    Yeah right ..... If she's just a silly girl...

    Yeah right .....

    If she's just a silly girl then why do grown men get so wound up ?

    Maybe she frightens them.

    For some reason.
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    Obviously a communist Red Shirt

    Obviously a communist Red Shirt
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    Streak to reveal elderly ability karma

    Streak to reveal elderly ability karma
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    Why should anyone stfu ? Listening isn’t...

    Why should anyone stfu ?
    Listening isn’t compulsory.
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    Striptease to reveal interesting parts that...

    Striptease to reveal interesting parts that excite aged seniors’ essences
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    Richardson - I’m coming home and require dinner...

    Richardson - I’m coming home and require dinner served on napkins
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    A teenage girl is emotional ? Hoooda thought ...

    A teenage girl is emotional ?
    Hoooda thought ...
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    She’s pretty scary for a young midget. Must be...

    She’s pretty scary for a young midget.
    Must be the Viking genes.
  34. Or they won’t - they are retards after all. ...

    Or they won’t - they are retards after all.
    Never trust a man in a silly hat and a dress.
    What to do ???
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    Naked Australians’ knickers excite deviants

    Naked Australians’ knickers excite deviants
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    Go the Aspies !!! Tell it like it is girl.

    Go the Aspies !!!
    Tell it like it is girl.
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    Smells make excited lusty ladies swoon

    Smells make excited lusty ladies swoon
  38. Bugger. Have to invade Russia then ....

    Bugger. Have to invade Russia then ....
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    Saskatchewans ate spiced koala although tastes...

    Saskatchewans ate spiced koala although tastes can horrify environmentalist women and nancy soyboys
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    Stronger Thais repelled old Norwegians grabbing...

    Stronger Thais repelled old Norwegians grabbing excellent rears
  41. Wouldn’t take a great effort to knock over the...

    Wouldn’t take a great effort to knock over the Saudis and the gulf states but Iran is probably a bit too difficult.
    Venezuela is closer to the US and has more oil ....
  42. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Ha ha ha I’ve defeated the evil sound. It’s a...

    Ha ha ha I’ve defeated the evil sound. It’s a ‘welcome’ sound btw.
    Well fuck me - it’s as welcoming as a dumped gf.
    Manual was useless but Dilly’s suggestion bore fruit.
    Thank you good sir.
  43. The West has had a long time to develop...

    The West has had a long time to develop alternatives or reinvade the oil producers.
  44. Thread: Daily Moan

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    I’ll try it later

    I’ll try it later
  45. Thread: Daily Moan

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    it’s a Cerato not a Stinger .... Besides, the...

    it’s a Cerato not a Stinger ....
    Besides, the default setting should be NO bloody bells and whistles.
    I’ve managed just fine without musical cars for the last forty years.
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    If it’s got legs and it’s not furniture it’s food.

    If it’s got legs and it’s not furniture it’s food.
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    Vitamin B

    Vitamin B
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    When everybody looks and smells and behaves and...

    When everybody looks and smells and behaves and speaks and thinks the same all the racist stuff will go away.
    Except there’ll be other species to be anxious about.
  49. Couldn’t find UHK on the list.

    Couldn’t find UHK on the list.
  50. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Musical cars. I’ve got a Kia hire car this week...

    Musical cars.
    I’ve got a Kia hire car this week and when entering or leaving the damn thing it plays a little tune.
    WTF ?
    It might be possible to disable it but the owner’s manual weighs about a...
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