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  1. Let's hope not too many other people lie in order...

    Let's hope not too many other people lie in order to get funds they are not entitled to, as you say you are. By your reasoning, if they do then funds will be misdirected and the damage is more likely...
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    Did your protein shake not go down well this...

    Did your protein shake not go down well this morning or something?
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    Presumably your style of stupidity, without...

    Presumably your style of stupidity, without deliberation, is acceptable?
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    Take a taxi cabbage back to the branch and find...

    Take a taxi cabbage back to the branch and find out.
  5. Thread: Hello Teakdoor

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    Well, considering the fact that you're very...

    Well, considering the fact that you're very obviously Nam Pik Toot then my advice would be to put up with it without complaint.
  6. Caucasians are prone to sweeping generalisations.

    Caucasians are prone to sweeping generalisations.
  7. Thread: Pool Plans

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    Can't beat a blue pipe concept. :D

    Can't beat a blue pipe concept. :D
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    I'd have thought diving in Pattaya would be...

    I'd have thought diving in Pattaya would be strictly for those straight off the plane.

    Were you struck by the friendliness of the local girls shortly afterwards, by any chance?
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    What, you reckon people generally respond with...

    What, you reckon people generally respond with something like 'Ouch! You Bastard!' after being shot?
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    :D For such a smartarse he really does miss...

    :D

    For such a smartarse he really does miss quite a lot.
  11. That one was old in 1970.

    That one was old in 1970.
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    Hey JP, do you wax? Quite a change from...

    Hey JP, do you wax?

    Quite a change from Mendip's legs, which I always expect to end in cloven hooves.
  13. Yeah the Welsh escaped too. Bombed out of it...

    Yeah the Welsh escaped too.

    Bombed out of it on spice and shrooms, I expect.
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    You're obviously a stickler for correct wording,...

    You're obviously a stickler for correct wording, Flake.

    Good to se...



    Oh. :sad:
  15. tbf it's not easy when your base is Hong Tong.

    tbf it's not easy when your base is Hong Tong.
  16. Presented about as well as his meals, really.

    Presented about as well as his meals, really.
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    Stated before very often in fact. :D You seem...

    Stated before very often in fact. :D

    You seem to think it terribly important that everyone is informed you are all omnivores.

    Sorry, but your description works as well as 'slightly pregnant'.
  18. :D Your pretence that Pattaya is no more seedy...

    :D

    Your pretence that Pattaya is no more seedy than anywhere else in Thailand continues to amuse.

    It's a magnet for scum like this.

    If you didn't live there you'd be onto other posters who...
  19. Fixed.

    Fixed.
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    It's that monocle.

    It's that monocle.
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    Telling. Well done to them though. It's like a...

    Telling.

    Well done to them though. It's like a donkey on Blackpool beach siring Grand National winners, really. :D
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    It's perfectly straightforward.

    It's perfectly straightforward.
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    63840 Makes it all worth it...

    63840

    Makes it all worth it...
  24. It grinds your gears, doesn't it Dave.

    It grinds your gears, doesn't it Dave.
  25. Yeah the Aussie with the cops says "You've...

    Yeah the Aussie with the cops says "You've obviously been taking that product for some time" after he says its his first time selling it.
  26. Why the fcuk else would people buy them? :D

    Why the fcuk else would people buy them? :D
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    Umm...KW...that doesn't make sense.

    Umm...KW...that doesn't make sense.
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    Root out for 11. Different game now.

    Root out for 11.

    Different game now.
  29. Survey: English & Scottish Get Drunk Most Often

    English and Scottish get drunk most often, 25-nation survey finds
    Average of more than 33 times last year is more than twice the rate of several other nationalities

    The English and Scottish have...
  30. If only he'd asked for backspin's advice first. ...

    If only he'd asked for backspin's advice first.

    :rolleyes:
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    Now a lead of 163 all out. I'd say that it's...

    Now a lead of 163 all out.

    I'd say that it's pretty even.

    It probably all rests on Root again.

    It would be nice to have some openers one could trust to put on 50 without loss, rather than...
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    Embuldeniya stretching the lead to 160. ...

    Embuldeniya stretching the lead to 160.

    England so far second best in this crucial post lunch period.

    Could still go either way now, but it’s the batsmen smiling.
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    That is some kind of feat, admittedly. You...

    That is some kind of feat, admittedly.

    You seem a bit simple, so that probably helps.



    My money's on Numpty.

    And he thinks discussing things here is done in order to influence the vote?
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    It would be a pretty weird world if discussing...

    It would be a pretty weird world if discussing this made a difference to the result.

    Are you feeling OK?
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    The bill for Boris Johnson’s Brexit is coming in...

    The bill for Boris Johnson’s Brexit is coming in and it’s punishingly steep | Brexit | The Guardian


    You will recall that it was one of the Brexiters’ signature promises that departure from the...
  36. I think it's Shakshuka.

    I think it's Shakshuka.
  37. Having seen your food, it might be an improvement.

    Having seen your food, it might be an improvement.
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    I hope that was a deliberate mistake. It'll...

    I hope that was a deliberate mistake.

    It'll send hallelujah potty.

    He hasn't listened to anything else since 1990.
  39. Thread: Hello Teakdoor

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    He's just a kraut trying too hard to win brownie...

    He's just a kraut trying too hard to win brownie points with his long suffering hosts. ;)
  40. Nah, it's based on what you've posted yourself. ...

    Nah, it's based on what you've posted yourself.

    I'm afraid that's blown your attempt to come off as a buff boy, porky.

    2 FEB per week...dear oh dear.



    :D
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    Yeah, probably from Vietnam. They must export...

    Yeah, probably from Vietnam.

    They must export tons of it.

    Pretty crap, isn't it.
  42. 'easily' ? You're being a tad disingenuous...

    'easily' ?

    You're being a tad disingenuous there, eh tubbs? :D



    Indeed, that seems to have died off, along with most of its consumers.

    Upon my return I'll have a full english without the...
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    *zing* :rolleyes:

    *zing*

    :rolleyes:
  44. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Mine is ‘taking a deep dive’. Anyone saying...

    Mine is ‘taking a deep dive’.

    Anyone saying that is invariably a total wanker.
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    So it looks like Root will have to bat big again...

    So it looks like Root will have to bat big again if England are going to win here.

    Tomorrow will be the day it's likely won or lost, because on days four and five the totals are almost certain to...
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    Great shots. :smilie_clap: The hat's a bit...

    Great shots.

    :smilie_clap:

    The hat's a bit 'try hard'.

    ;)
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    Well, Jimmy's performance has been exceptional....

    Well, Jimmy's performance has been exceptional.

    And yeah, England's spin attack is kind of limited.
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    Sticky: I do, and whatever anyone thinks that is of...

    I do, and whatever anyone thinks that is of course what will happen.

    At the moment liaison with one's nearest Thai embassy is advisable before flying to Bangkok, and I note that's what Mendip did...
  49. Thread: Hello Teakdoor

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    Well rentals will be cheap. :D Sounds like the...

    Well rentals will be cheap. :D

    Sounds like the op should look at Bang Saray.
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    That was probably the first step in determining...

    That was probably the first step in determining his rations. :D
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