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    Oldest gag in the book of course but tell her you...

    Oldest gag in the book of course but tell her you know a sure-fire way to stop sea sickness, sit under a tree :)

    Have you also found that girls are way more likely to get sea sick then men? One...
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    Have had exactly the same thing happen more than...

    Have had exactly the same thing happen more than once when in the middle of nowhere and replacements can't be easily sourced, especially in the Far East and they're size 12 or 13! Too late now mate...
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    Did you work up a get-around for your runners?...

    Did you work up a get-around for your runners? That helideck will make mince out of any shoes soles by the look of it!
  4. How can Pinoys point at things if they have to...

    How can Pinoys point at things if they have to wear a mask?
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    ^I've known/know/worked with many really good...

    ^I've known/know/worked with many really good Geo's, including being on the same team as 2 SEG Presidents over the years. There's definitely some good ones, unlike MMO's who are all arse-wipes :)
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    Mendip about the Whale spotting, do you have an...

    Mendip about the Whale spotting, do you have an MMO or is Norway clever enough to not make having one of those oxygen thieves aboard mandatory?
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    Not sure if you'll get the humour in this KT,...

    Not sure if you'll get the humour in this KT, Mendip will though and hopefully it'll give him a smile when he next logs on to forget about work for a while :)

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    Great thread and pics as always mate, I can't...

    Great thread and pics as always mate, I can't believe you were surprised when your Poster Of The Year trophy arrived in the mail :)
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    I did a year or two in Iran split between the...

    I did a year or two in Iran split between the Tehran office and projects near Shiraz, Abadeh, and some other smaller places near the Iraqi border. The hospitality and friendliness of the Iranian...
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    You forgot the making of sandwiches :)

    You forgot the making of sandwiches :)
  11. ^Jomtien was really busy over the long weekend,...

    ^Jomtien was really busy over the long weekend, between nice weather and some extra time off I guess a lot of Bangkokians said "fuck this, lets load up the car and go somewhere for a few days".
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    Or let them see your Passport! Yes Dear I landed...

    Or let them see your Passport! Yes Dear I landed in Bangkok early this morning and got the first taxi home from the airport *stamp in Passport says arrival 4 days ago though* :)
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    Mendips ship is underway and you can follow it's...

    Mendips ship is underway and you can follow it's location on marinetraffic.com which is always a worry for married guys. "Yes Dear I'm at sea off the coast of Nigeria" but true location is docked in...
  14. Thread: East Pattaya

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    ^When you're making the move and need to know...

    ^When you're making the move and need to know where to get anything from a steak to sandpaper just ask away and there's plenty of us here with local knowledge. There's all sorts of places here worth...
  15. Thread: East Pattaya

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    ^^True, we've had some really good (and much...

    ^^True, we've had some really good (and much needed) rain lately. That's good advice being suggested about being careful of low ground when it floods, some areas on the Darkside are the go-to scenes...
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    ^I'd be renegotiating once your lease is up if...

    ^I'd be renegotiating once your lease is up if you're happy with where you are. If the owner is smart, they'll know the market and realize getting another tenant at any price won't be easy.
  17. Thread: East Pattaya

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    Damn right you can. Seriously, I'd be offering 50...

    Damn right you can. Seriously, I'd be offering 50 to 60% of the ask on long term Pattaya rentals right now and letting them know they've got 24hrs to make their mind up before you make the same offer...
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    Into the oven for 2.5hrs, 3 games of back-2-back...

    Into the oven for 2.5hrs, 3 games of back-2-back NRL to watch with some friends coming over, bets placed, and life's good on the blokes cooking front :)
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  19. I don't think BLD's friends details will vary...

    I don't think BLD's friends details will vary much from mine. It was never a true glory-hole setup, you'd chose a girl in the bar and go upstairs to a room that had a bar with 7 cutouts on the left,...
  20. The other one on Soi Post Office was Golden...

    The other one on Soi Post Office was Golden Girls. Also, allegedly :)

    Same owner of all 3 bars.
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    Let's not put the cart before the horse here,...

    Let's not put the cart before the horse here, Y̶o̶g̶i Mendip has a few days in Bangkok first that could make for interesting reading :)
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    ^That was always the best way to go, get...

    ^That was always the best way to go, get established for long term then be able to travel to/from home with just hand carry.
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    ^^Exactly, and these days uniforms (coveralls...

    ^^Exactly, and these days uniforms (coveralls etc) are supplied. Plus there's laundry being done every day so it's possible to go months on end with just 2 sets of clothes.
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    ^I think we all know where Yogi picked up that...

    ^I think we all know where Yogi picked up that sort of behaviour :)

    Having done the old fly-out routine about a million times for usually undetermined lengths of time, I take my hat off to guys...
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    So that's 3 nights solo in Bangkok to get your...

    So that's 3 nights solo in Bangkok to get your OGUK 'aye :naughty:
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    ^Your guess is a very accurate one.

    ^Your guess is a very accurate one.
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    ^If he turns up at the Bronco's once Seibold...

    ^If he turns up at the Bronco's once Seibold finally gets the arse I'll cry. Green did ok at the Cowboys with Jonathon Thurston steering the ship for the 80 minutes of game-time each week, but the...
  28. Thread: Dinner

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    Spurred on by Norton and Luigi-mund posting pics...

    Spurred on by Norton and Luigi-mund posting pics of their home cooked ribs this week, it was time for 3hr oven baked sports-watching fodder today.

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  29. Thread: Dinner

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    ^Looks good, how much just out of interest? I...

    ^Looks good, how much just out of interest?

    I ate out last night too, a favourite dish for so many years being stir fry chicken and cashew nuts.
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  30. Thread: Dry July

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    Poll: Yeah ok Jaba, after Googling how many carbs are...

    Yeah ok Jaba, after Googling how many carbs are in a massive range of alcoholic drinks (that you're avoiding because of their carbs but now know you'd need to drink about 50 lethal quantities of it...
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    Something tells me you've been in the naughty...

    Something tells me you've been in the naughty boys corner before, hemmed in by a few girls with your keks around your ankles. This whole I'm the only career oilfield guy ever to live in Thailand who...
  32. Thread: Dry July

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    Poll: Seriously, where the actual fuck do you manage to...

    Seriously, where the actual fuck do you manage to find all this information thats always completely wrong when it comes to anything to do with calories and carbs? Ask anyone who isn't totally...
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    Sneak down to Afterskool and tell them you've...

    Sneak down to Afterskool and tell them you've been a naughty boy :naughty: :)
  34. Thread: Daily Moan

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    ^Tyre troubles 'aye? 54398

    ^Tyre troubles 'aye?

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    ^If they've been doing it 6 years but just got...

    ^If they've been doing it 6 years but just got pinged now, it'd be a fair bet the tip-off came from someone who was in on it but has recently had their slice of the pie removed.
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    It's almost impossible to come up with only one...

    It's almost impossible to come up with only one really, but just to play the game nicely...

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    Look forward to seeing his new work and he must have a ton of it stored away in his head since...
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    ^Jeff has been bamboozled by such topics as where...

    ^Jeff has been bamboozled by such topics as where to buy sex toys in Bangkok, how much barfines cost where he lives (*cough*), how hard is it to get a job cooking in Pattaya, and the unavailability...
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    ^His work has adorned the toilet walls of...

    ^His work has adorned the toilet walls of Pattaya's oldest Agogo bar (Tahitian Queen) forever. Look forward to seeing his new stuff while having a slash there next time, he's a genius :)
  39. Good on them, running water and electricity can't...

    Good on them, running water and electricity can't be far off now.
  40. Thread: Breakfast

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    They're big into their hotdogs! No idea if...

    They're big into their hotdogs! No idea if they're still available but Swift Premium German Franks were the best of the lot years ago.
  41. Thread: Where's Coco?

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    Very familiar with these, have had repairs done...

    Very familiar with these, have had repairs done both sides of the old 'fella twice but never while being awake!

    Pro tip: When you been fucking so much you're cumming air but are determined to get...
  42. Thread: Where's Coco?

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    ^What the fuck were you doing awake during a...

    ^What the fuck were you doing awake during a hernia op? I've had about 5 hernia ops in my groin and belly button starting in my teens, including 2 in Thai hospitals, and being awake has never been an...
  43. Thread: Breakfast

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    Christ on a bike I'd forgotten all about them, so...

    Christ on a bike I'd forgotten all about them, so wrong on every level :11:
  44. Thread: Breakfast

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    Yeah beef bacon just doesn't work. Plenty of guys...

    Yeah beef bacon just doesn't work. Plenty of guys on this forum with bags of time in the MEA region, me included, where there's a massive market for beef bacon along with other oddities like turkey...
  45. Thread: Manwiches

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    ^X2. What's not to like about a sandwich like...

    ^X2. What's not to like about a sandwich like that!
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    ^Or having your turn in the barrel :) Good on...

    ^Or having your turn in the barrel :)

    Good on you for picking up some work Mendip, it'll be good for your sanity!
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    This is the part that does my head in completely....

    This is the part that does my head in completely. In a country of +/- 350 million people and producing so many of the smartest and brightest minds in the world in almost every field, it's come to...
  48. Thread: Breakfast

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    The question is why? In a country that does...

    The question is why?

    In a country that does pork so well and beef so poorly, and presumably with no draconian Muslim constraints hanging over you. Why?
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    ^^Yeah ok. I can see Snoop Dog being elevated to...

    ^^Yeah ok. I can see Snoop Dog being elevated to 5* General in charge of defence and Iced T being in charge of foreign policy. They're both rich too as a side note :)
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    Can't believe anyone is taking this clown...

    Can't believe anyone is taking this clown seriously, yeah a shit rapper and his homies are just what America needs running the country right now. Or ever.

    I always thought the Philippines took...
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