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    Poll: Just got my first Pfizer so I’ll save my moderna...

    Just got my first Pfizer so I’ll save my moderna for the booster and give the other one to my mrs.

    Pfizer was free.

    Drove about an hour out of town to where someone’s Aunti got us into a free...
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    They probably just looked at his facebook page.

    They probably just looked at his facebook page.
  3. Thread: The Rig

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    The Rig

    Saudi Arabia is Converting an Oil Rig into the World's First Offshore Extreme Amusement and Leisure Park
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  4. I would have toured the wine and whisky list and...

    I would have toured the wine and whisky list and ate my fill from the crustaceans menu before going to the toilet and taking my jacket with me.
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    My ex is prettier than her ffs.

    My ex is prettier than her ffs.
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    Mrs got the Kor Ror 2 by herself donkeys ago and...

    Mrs got the Kor Ror 2 by herself donkeys ago and I just used the same one for a new work permit application (new job, new company) so it doesn't appear to expire. Which is strange, if it's proof that...
  7. I always thought that replica guns had a smaller...

    I always thought that replica guns had a smaller bore that would allow for blanks but not real bullet sizes.

    I know then can add flashes and bangs afterwards but you still need to see the recoil...
  8. It happened to Brandon Lee in The Crow in 1994.

    It happened to Brandon Lee in The Crow in 1994.
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    I have a marriage visa and a work permit that...

    I have a marriage visa and a work permit that runs separate from my visa. So if I lose my job I don't have to change my visa.

    400k in the bank for 2 months prior or show tax contributions.
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    Is this you zooming home to change your tampon? :D

    Is this you zooming home to change your tampon? :D
  11. Thread: Breakfast

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    So have I, right through to breakfast tomorrow.

    So have I, right through to breakfast tomorrow.
  12. Thread: Breakfast

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    Quit bitching and post you breakfast. ...

    Quit bitching and post you breakfast.

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=77335&stc=1

    Because BOGOF
  13. Thread: Dinner

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    Raw for me too and I like it served frozen. 'Crab...

    Raw for me too and I like it served frozen. 'Crab sticks' too. All they need is soy sauce and wasabi to please me.
  14. Thread: Dinner

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    Home made finger buns, cheese down first, then...

    Home made finger buns, cheese down first, then the Cumberland, finely chopped onions, tom sauce and shitty American mustard (French's) cos we don't have Coleman's then chili con carne on top. No HP...
  15. Just nipping out to gas up my NSR...

    Just nipping out to gas up my NSR...
  16. I'd even go halfs with her to seal the deal.

    I'd even go halfs with her to seal the deal.
  17. You can keep them off the household scooter but...

    You can keep them off the household scooter but you can't stop them spectating.

    Why not set up a legal racing scheme in a controlled environment? There's obviously a market for it.
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    What's it gonna do if you just walk up behind it...

    What's it gonna do if you just walk up behind it and sit on it or flip it upside down?
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    Get your order in, humble pies!

    Get your order in, humble pies!
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    Now she's telling me it's a pomelo tree.

    Now she's telling me it's a pomelo tree.
  21. I got this one for my house, works good. 5,800...

    I got this one for my house, works good. 5,800 baht

    Product details MITSUBISHI Automatic Water Pump (Round Tank) Model WP-255R Size 250W (Yellow)



    250 watt water pump, suction distance 8...
  22. Thread: Jock Pies

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    The knife was just to open one of the Frank's...

    The knife was just to open one of the Frank's bottles and have a taste. It's as good as I remember.

    Hot Wings Macaroni

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    We have had a lemon/lime (I'm confused now) tree...

    We have had a lemon/lime (I'm confused now) tree for over 4 years now. It must be at least 10feet tall and never grown fruit.
  24. Thread: Dinner

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    We use Cumberland Sausages for our hot dogs, like...

    We use Cumberland Sausages for our hot dogs, like real men.
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    The bun is too small and can't handle it's load....

    The bun is too small and can't handle it's load.

    Looks delicious though!
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    Watch this space. ...

    Watch this space.

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  27. It also makes your lips tingle, your back itch...

    It also makes your lips tingle, your back itch and makes conversation awkward.
  28. I've got 2 buckets of Mesomorph Pre Workout...

    I've got 2 buckets of Mesomorph Pre Workout (Rocket Pop flavour) from just before they banned the MDMA* content.

    We have got drunk as fuck and snorted that shit and it's definitely active. I knock...
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    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=7...

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  30. Well jings crivens, it works. And it turns out...

    Well jings crivens, it works. And it turns out I’ve done this once before, sending myself a quote of some fictional scribble I penned on this very forum on 9th October 2013 at 0017 South Korea time. ...
  31. Or you just post the pic to your wall, save it to...

    Or you just post the pic to your wall, save it to comp then delete it?

    Might have to be fast for some pics, unless you really do have no friends.
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    How do you send yourself a messenger message?

    I have emailed pics to myself for the same purpose in the past but now I can airdrop from Iphone to macbook.

    The problem with sending pics through...
  33. I never noticed either, I'm guessing it happened...

    I never noticed either, I'm guessing it happened late in the evening?

    I was star-shaped in bed by 9pm after a crippling game of futsal.

    Scored 5 goals, btw.
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    It was a vintage cinema house... way behind the...

    It was a vintage cinema house... way behind the times...



    Nice one, will need to check if I still have season 2 to watch as it's been a while.
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    Of course I get it, what's not to get? And I...

    Of course I get it, what's not to get?

    And I know I'm not a part of any mega rich elite club, all I'm saying that I'm willing to use any loophole or strategy to pay as little tax as possible or...
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    If it’s legal then it’s legal. End of story....

    If it’s legal then it’s legal. End of story. Don’t hate the player hate the game.
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    They should put the trailers in the middle of the...

    They should put the trailers in the middle of the movie.

    When I were a lad, they used to have a break half way and sell ice-cream.
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    I'm all for a tax-dodging loophole.

    I'm all for a tax-dodging loophole.
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    Connery followed by Craig for me. Jaws best...

    Connery followed by Craig for me.

    Jaws best Villain

    Vesper Lynd (Eva Green) for best Girl.
  40. Thread: Jock Pies

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    Fucked if I know. Let me get back to you on...

    Fucked if I know.

    Let me get back to you on that one.
  41. Thread: Jock Pies

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    Ham, chicken, white sauce and cheese. ...

    Ham, chicken, white sauce and cheese.

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  42. Well I just want you to know that I agree it...

    Well I just want you to know that I agree it starts on the 3rd.
  43. You’re not looking close enough, Katie…

    You’re not looking close enough, Katie…
  44. Last day and I'm weighing at 86.7kg from an...

    Last day and I'm weighing at 86.7kg from an initial 86kg and a mid-month low of 84.5kg.

    So I'm up .7kg, which is fine as I've bulked up and lost a bit of fat, and what's left seems to be more in...
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    Tony Macaroni founded an Italian restaurant...

    Tony Macaroni founded an Italian restaurant franchise in Scotland with 17 locations, sponsoring Livingston Football club who play at the Tony Macaroni Stadium.
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    There was a fat cnut at my school called James...

    There was a fat cnut at my school called James the Giant Peach
  47. What exactly is the duration of a long term visa...

    What exactly is the duration of a long term visa and when will this come into play?

    I would probably qualify as a highly skilled professional.

    As for 90 day reporting, it also has its flaws....
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    Watch fuck all grow with Dirk. No picture...

    Watch fuck all grow with Dirk.

    No picture necessary.
  49. Thread: Breakfast

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    Morning divinity. ...

    Morning divinity.

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  50. It's mixed news from the Diggler Camp. Excessive...

    It's mixed news from the Diggler Camp. Excessive weights training and a broken toe to hamper cardio sessions, along with a day job, kids and alcohol has seen me break even on the scales at 86kg....
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