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  1. Presented about as well as his meals, really.

    Presented about as well as his meals, really.
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    Stated before very often in fact. :D You seem...

    Stated before very often in fact. :D

    You seem to think it terribly important that everyone is informed you are all omnivores.

    Sorry, but your description works as well as 'slightly pregnant'.
  3. :D Your pretence that Pattaya is no more seedy...

    :D

    Your pretence that Pattaya is no more seedy than anywhere else in Thailand continues to amuse.

    It's a magnet for scum like this.

    If you didn't live there you'd be onto other posters who...
  4. Fixed.

    Fixed.
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    It's that monocle.

    It's that monocle.
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    Telling. Well done to them though. It's like a...

    Telling.

    Well done to them though. It's like a donkey on Blackpool beach siring Grand National winners, really. :D
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    It's perfectly straightforward.

    It's perfectly straightforward.
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    63840 Makes it all worth it...

    63840

    Makes it all worth it...
  9. It grinds your gears, doesn't it Dave.

    It grinds your gears, doesn't it Dave.
  10. Yeah the Aussie with the cops says "You've...

    Yeah the Aussie with the cops says "You've obviously been taking that product for some time" after he says its his first time selling it.
  11. Why the fcuk else would people buy them? :D

    Why the fcuk else would people buy them? :D
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    Umm...KW...that doesn't make sense.

    Umm...KW...that doesn't make sense.
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    Root out for 11. Different game now.

    Root out for 11.

    Different game now.
  14. Survey: English & Scottish Get Drunk Most Often

    English and Scottish get drunk most often, 25-nation survey finds
    Average of more than 33 times last year is more than twice the rate of several other nationalities

    The English and Scottish have...
  15. If only he'd asked for backspin's advice first. ...

    If only he'd asked for backspin's advice first.

    :rolleyes:
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    Now a lead of 163 all out. I'd say that it's...

    Now a lead of 163 all out.

    I'd say that it's pretty even.

    It probably all rests on Root again.

    It would be nice to have some openers one could trust to put on 50 without loss, rather than...
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    Embuldeniya stretching the lead to 160. ...

    Embuldeniya stretching the lead to 160.

    England so far second best in this crucial post lunch period.

    Could still go either way now, but itís the batsmen smiling.
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    That is some kind of feat, admittedly. You...

    That is some kind of feat, admittedly.

    You seem a bit simple, so that probably helps.



    My money's on Numpty.

    And he thinks discussing things here is done in order to influence the vote?
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    It would be a pretty weird world if discussing...

    It would be a pretty weird world if discussing this made a difference to the result.

    Are you feeling OK?
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    The bill for Boris Johnson’s Brexit is coming in...

    The bill for Boris Johnson’s Brexit is coming in and it’s punishingly steep | Brexit | The Guardian


    You will recall that it was one of the Brexiters’ signature promises that departure from the...
  21. I think it's Shakshuka.

    I think it's Shakshuka.
  22. Having seen your food, it might be an improvement.

    Having seen your food, it might be an improvement.
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    I hope that was a deliberate mistake. It'll...

    I hope that was a deliberate mistake.

    It'll send hallelujah potty.

    He hasn't listened to anything else since 1990.
  24. Thread: Hello Teakdoor

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    He's just a kraut trying too hard to win brownie...

    He's just a kraut trying too hard to win brownie points with his long suffering hosts. ;)
  25. Nah, it's based on what you've posted yourself. ...

    Nah, it's based on what you've posted yourself.

    I'm afraid that's blown your attempt to come off as a buff boy, porky.

    2 FEB per week...dear oh dear.



    :D
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    Yeah, probably from Vietnam. They must export...

    Yeah, probably from Vietnam.

    They must export tons of it.

    Pretty crap, isn't it.
  27. 'easily' ? You're being a tad disingenuous...

    'easily' ?

    You're being a tad disingenuous there, eh tubbs? :D



    Indeed, that seems to have died off, along with most of its consumers.

    Upon my return I'll have a full english without the...
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    *zing* :rolleyes:

    *zing*

    :rolleyes:
  29. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Mine is ‘taking a deep dive’. Anyone saying...

    Mine is ‘taking a deep dive’.

    Anyone saying that is invariably a total wanker.
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    So it looks like Root will have to bat big again...

    So it looks like Root will have to bat big again if England are going to win here.

    Tomorrow will be the day it's likely won or lost, because on days four and five the totals are almost certain to...
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    Great shots. :smilie_clap: The hat's a bit...

    Great shots.

    :smilie_clap:

    The hat's a bit 'try hard'.

    ;)
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    Well, Jimmy's performance has been exceptional....

    Well, Jimmy's performance has been exceptional.

    And yeah, England's spin attack is kind of limited.
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    Sticky: I do, and whatever anyone thinks that is of...

    I do, and whatever anyone thinks that is of course what will happen.

    At the moment liaison with one's nearest Thai embassy is advisable before flying to Bangkok, and I note that's what Mendip did...
  34. Thread: Hello Teakdoor

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    Well rentals will be cheap. :D Sounds like the...

    Well rentals will be cheap. :D

    Sounds like the op should look at Bang Saray.
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    That was probably the first step in determining...

    That was probably the first step in determining his rations. :D
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    Sticky: What a ridiculous comment. You have a habit of...

    What a ridiculous comment.

    You have a habit of vastly over-extrapolating from your own needs, and expecting the world to fall in line with them.

    Needs which I guess will reach a zenith in mid...
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    :D Indeed. 'An unfortunate generalisation'...

    :D

    Indeed.

    'An unfortunate generalisation' is also one of his favourite phrases, but he's planted some huge ones there.
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    You are mistaken. I understood your post...

    You are mistaken.

    I understood your post perfectly, and if you had read my post more attentively it would have been clear.

    Carry on being a crotchety old maid, however.

    It's kind of cute.
  39. :smileylaughing: Not switch's desperate...

    :smileylaughing:



    Not switch's desperate attempts to cover up how utterly useless the Johnson government has been in every single respect, that's for sure.
  40. Double post

    Double post
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    It looks like tc got it, nev. :D The person...

    It looks like tc got it, nev. :D

    The person concerned is being deported.

    Hardly the end of the world, and in the 'influencer' game there's no such thing as bad publicity.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DK1TRbfJXE 21...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DK1TRbfJXE

    21 lies per day.
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    There was a rapid nosedive from 'the good life'...

    There was a rapid nosedive from 'the good life' somewhere there. :D
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    63642 4 hours?! Flippin' 'Eck!!

    63642

    4 hours?!

    Flippin' 'Eck!!
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    B-b-but there was graffiti too! Some of it...

    B-b-but there was graffiti too!

    Some of it very bad words!
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    OK so that's one thing fucked with the world...

    OK so that's one thing fucked with the world sorted. :D

    Good to know planes can now fly over the Mar y Lago again, after being previously blocked for security reasons. Anything that might keep...
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    He can't even have an...edmond! ...

    He can't even have an...edmond!

    :smileylaughing:

    Have an edmond!

    :smileylaughing:

    Geddit?!
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    Blimey, there I was thinking you now had sfa to...

    Blimey, there I was thinking you now had sfa to do for the rest of the year, Mendy.

    How wrong I was. :D




    Gosh, yet another thigh slapper from TD's simply never dull poster.

    :rolleyes:
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    Oh great...the life support system is still...

    Oh great...the life support system is still flickering.

    Deliberately getting run over by that bus was well worth it.

    :rolleyes:
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    The UK has the worst COVID deaths in the world. ...

    The UK has the worst COVID deaths in the world.

    It knocked the Czech Republic off 'top spot' at the weekend.

    Covid: UK has worst daily death rate in the world, Oxford University research shows...
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