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    Well dodgy stoppage with Diaz. Almost like he or...

    Well dodgy stoppage with Diaz. Almost like he or his friends might have had some money on it.
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    9 out of 10 dentists agree to recommending brands...

    9 out of 10 dentists agree to recommending brands in exchange for money.
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    We've seen your family threads Dillinger, don't...

    We've seen your family threads Dillinger, don't be a dick.
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    Give Jim Davidson a wave as you float by the pier.

    Give Jim Davidson a wave as you float by the pier.
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    I once had breakfast one morning with her kid sat...

    I once had breakfast one morning with her kid sat at the other side of the table. That was weird.
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    Fred is gonna get Ole the sack if he's not...

    Fred is gonna get Ole the sack if he's not careful.
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    Logged in just for the Vardy own goal....

    Logged in just for the Vardy own goal. :smileylaughing:
  8. Thread: Dinner

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    That coke bottle needs a coaster. Otherwise...

    That coke bottle needs a coaster. Otherwise you'll lose your deposit.
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    They're crisps...

    They're crisps...
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    Claims I stalk him.

    Claims I stalk him.
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    I'd be worried if you actually had anything nice...

    I'd be worried if you actually had anything nice to say.
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    Gramps wasn't the one to be worried about. ...

    Gramps wasn't the one to be worried about.

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=76194&d=1632440841

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=76195&d=1632440841
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    You're an idiot.

    You're an idiot.
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    Your attempt to talk shit about a sandwich with...

    Your attempt to talk shit about a sandwich with crisps is pathetic. Quick! To the balcony to burn some lamb!
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    Technically it's a holiday for many tomorrow so...

    Technically it's a holiday for many tomorrow so still works.
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    The jelly is the best part!

    The jelly is the best part!
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    My father was born on 29 September 1941 at...

    My father was born on 29 September 1941 at Bickerton Cottage in Herodforshire. He was from a poor family of farm workers, close-knit and mutually protective; his father was a disciplinarian and his...
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    It's a brand name not real "french fries"....

    It's a brand name not real "french fries". They're crisps.
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    Bit creepy staying anonymous though. I'm all...

    Bit creepy staying anonymous though.

    I'm all out of beans if anyone cares...
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    Ham salad* baguette with Worcester Sauce French...

    Ham salad* baguette with Worcester Sauce French Fries.

    *Their words. Just lettuce.

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    "that's" a "fuckload" of fucking "quotes". Of...

    "that's" a "fuckload" of fucking "quotes".

    Of course Phuket is selling. Bangkok is almost back to normal too.
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    Poll: It's just a 13 digit number. She's blowing smoke...

    It's just a 13 digit number. She's blowing smoke up your ass to make it seem more special. Everyone has it.
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    Most websites are still going. You just need to...

    Most websites are still going. You just need to sign up as a business account. Which conveniently is exactly the same as a normal account. My account was changed automatically when the rule was...
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    Food Variety on Lazada has both. 7603576036

    Food Variety on Lazada has both.

    7603576036
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    There's a new drama out soon called The Rig. I...

    There's a new drama out soon called The Rig. I think it's about ghosts though.
  26. Yeah. Those nice and quiet Americans.

    Yeah. Those nice and quiet Americans.
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    Like most things after the initial euphoria of...

    Like most things after the initial euphoria of something new I've quickly lost interest and he's just sat outside. Not even sure he's getting watered. I'll have a look when I peel myself off the sofa
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    Danitos el sticko mucho puto hombre.

    Danitos el sticko mucho puto hombre.
  29. Thread: Breakfast

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    Had so much "coffee" after footy yesterday that...

    Had so much "coffee" after footy yesterday that there's only one way out of this hole.

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    That's not what you normally say

    That's not what you normally say
  31. Thread: Dinner

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    KFC has been reinvented in the last year. The...

    KFC has been reinvented in the last year. The fries (previously not even available via delivery) are now delivered in great condition.

    The plastic box was coleslaw.

    And if you're claiming 5...
  32. Thread: Dinner

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    Friday KFC. ...

    Friday KFC.

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  33. Work has already started offering a top up of...

    Work has already started offering a top up of Moderna to the Sinovac vaxed. Quite glad I waited a bit now.
  34. 12 and over.

    12 and over.
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    Beautiful day for it JP.

    Beautiful day for it JP.
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    It's not about enjoying the tits, it's pointing...

    It's not about enjoying the tits, it's pointing to the fact that the tits is all that you see.
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    It's amusing because the audience's eye is...

    It's amusing because the audience's eye is immediately focussed on her massive jugs, so they will be expecting a punchline about breasts, but instead, the author has tricked the audience by...
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    Artificial Grass

    Anyone done it? Was planning on doing it myself this weekend but I've just watched a YouTube video and it's scared me shitless.

    I got rid of a layer of the grass. Smoothed it out with a layer of...
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    Stop im bloody starrrrrrving.

    Stop im bloody starrrrrrving.
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    Drinking in the car is technically illegal like...

    Drinking in the car is technically illegal like but...
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    Of course he can. When he leaves ASQ he can where...

    Of course he can. When he leaves ASQ he can where he wants in Thailand. All the petrol stations are open with toilet facilities. Drink up JP.
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    That 2nd Pfizer knocked the shit out of me.

    That 2nd Pfizer knocked the shit out of me.
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    Mmm animal collagen

    Mmm animal collagen
  44. Thread: D J Pat

    by armstrong
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    Pretty sure he started his videos in the last...

    Pretty sure he started his videos in the last year or so, so most things have been closed.
  45. Thread: D J Pat

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    I mean the massive thread already on the forum...

    I mean the massive thread already on the forum might have been a clue.
  46. Thread: Dinner

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    Looks like you're in it.

    Looks like you're in it.
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    Haircut! Daughter went for the popular North...

    Haircut! Daughter went for the popular North Korean style.

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    Watch your mouth soi boy, she's beautiful.

    Watch your mouth soi boy, she's beautiful.
  49. Thread: Dinner

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    I hadn't put the garlic sauce on yet.

    I hadn't put the garlic sauce on yet.
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    No I think it's just normal grass.

    No I think it's just normal grass.
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