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    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2017/01/4.jpg...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2017/01/4.jpg

    "Ms. Stein has never run a casino"

    She also hasn't managed to declare bankruptcy trying and failing to run four of them unlike Komrad KKK...
  2. Prolly get shot in the head by idiots like Thai3...

    Prolly get shot in the head by idiots like Thai3 defending his 'freedums'.
  3. They already are and have been at it for a while,...

    They already are and have been at it for a while, it's only a matter of time before some sort of (anti) Net Neutrality bill passes in the US so that FOX or Comcast can finally get control over what...
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    You Ameristanis have your first President who not...

    You Ameristanis have your first President who not only accepts the aid of a Russian dictator to get in office, but actively appoints said Russian dictator's friends to American cabinet positions and...
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    Wait until somebody tells him that POTUS is not...

    Wait until somebody tells him that POTUS is not an emperor!

    The twitter tantrum will be hilarious unless his kids take his phone away again..
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    I am guilty of using this method and variations...

    I am guilty of using this method and variations upon it. Damn the torpedoes - drill baby, drill!

    When you re-wire the drill handle use lots of tape and clean all the melted gunk out carefully. It...
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    they that again, and thith time try not to lithp..

    they that again, and thith time try not to lithp..
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    I can agree with that, but with a couple of...

    I can agree with that, but with a couple of caveats...

    Trump merrily declares bankruptcy when things don't go his way and then strolls off.

    Now he's managed to convince the rubes that he's...
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    Why else would the ignorant redneck demographic...

    Why else would the ignorant redneck demographic rush to vote for a guy who is going to screw them six ways to Sunday?

    Wait and watch....
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    For some unfathomable reason my beloved decided...

    For some unfathomable reason my beloved decided to bring home a bottle of vodak and a bottle of vermouth last night. She doesn't usually drink and generally takes a very dim view of my adventures in...
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    Have you considered taking a shower once in a...

    Have you considered taking a shower once in a while? That might have some effect on your social isolation issues. :)
  12. Thread: X-mas Smokin

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    Is that thing the upgraded version of a V-2? :D...

    Is that thing the upgraded version of a V-2? :D Looks like the yerman scientists have a little more work to do...

    Sorry to read about your mom, dementia is horrible so best wishes sent your way...
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    It seems I must spread some replication around...

    It seems I must spread some replication around again before I green slime you again.

    Or summat like that, I wasn't really paying attention.
  14. Thread: domain names

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    Taken? In his Freudian dreams maybe... :rofl: ...

    Taken? In his Freudian dreams maybe... :rofl:



    No, no, he's a self-proclaimed Linux expert...
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    Catalytic converters made that a rather time...

    Catalytic converters made that a rather time consuming process.



    Try self-welding your lips to the exhaust pipe. With a hand grenade in your mouth. And a cat watching because they are evil...
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    Yeah, erm. No. People I have known (friends,...

    Yeah, erm. No.

    People I have known (friends, family) have died variously from cancer of the tits, prostate, liver and skin. It was fucking awful for all of them and those around them watching it...
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    It seems you are ignoring the fundamental concept...

    It seems you are ignoring the fundamental concept of "insurance".
    It only works when there is a pool of non-takers which fund those who use it, much like motor vehicle insurance.

    If people only...
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    I'm not offended you moron, I just think that TD...

    I'm not offended you moron, I just think that TD isn't the place to look for your necro-porn...


    Fooking hell, now you've made me agree with blue!!
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    Perhaps it wasn't suspended quite enough.. ...

    Perhaps it wasn't suspended quite enough..

    Rename it the Zyclon-line and the Israelis will boycott it - problem of injured Israeli tourists solved!

    :yerman:
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    You haven't been paying attention to Trump's FOX...

    You haven't been paying attention to Trump's FOX News cabinet picks have you?

    Let alone Reagan the Imbecilic....
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    If only...

    If only...
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    Poor little biturd, always the bridesmaid but...

    Poor little biturd, always the bridesmaid but never the bride eh?



    Well aren't you just Toughy McTougherson, did you recently hear a loud whoooosh as the fuxxing point flew right over your...
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    Somebody should start a thread with pics of...

    Somebody should start a thread with pics of toasted firefighters, that'd be hilarious right?
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    You climbed Everest? Or is this like when you...

    Well I have you arsehole so stop writing checks with your big fuckin' mouth that your arse can't cash. :kma:[/QUOTE]

    You climbed Everest?

    Or is this like when you said you had a 20 year career...
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    Yeah, they are freely available if you are...

    Yeah, they are freely available if you are searching for them but they are generally considered NSFW.

    That means that they shouldn't be spewed onto an open forum.

    If sumbitch is getting off...
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    Nothing as hard as attempting to summit Everest,...

    Nothing as hard as attempting to summit Everest, and that is why I have respect for the people that have.

    Which was my point you turd.
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    Posting gleeful pics of people who perished...

    Posting gleeful pics of people who perished trying to do something very difficult pretty much makes you a scumbag.

    Grow up or go back to 4chan.
  28. Thread: Justice

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    Probably much the same as it costs to look after...

    Probably much the same as it costs to look after any other given that at that age he likely is pretty expensive for the NHS anyway.

    Doubtful he will be residing at her majesty's pleasure for very...
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    Another dodge.

    Another dodge.
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    Oh, haha I missed this gem! Is the entire US...

    Oh, haha I missed this gem!

    Is the entire US populace now made up of the elderly and the homeless? Cherry pick much? "Any citizen"? C'mon, at least put some effort in to it ffs...

    The GOP is...
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    So you've got nothing specific to back up your...

    What hole would that be then?

    Back up your claims and show your work...

    The economy has been steadily rising, unemployment falling, millions of people have got health insurance that they would...
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    What hole would that be then? Back up your...

    What hole would that be then?

    Back up your claims and show your work...

    The economy has been steadily rising, unemployment falling, millions of people have got health insurance that they would...
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    smegathread maybe?

    smegathread maybe?
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    And yet after all your years of threats you have...

    slackula is running a Netgear router with all options enabled, no wonder he got hacked so easily :)[/QUOTE]

    And yet after all your years of threats you have managed to do precisely nothing....
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    I'm not the one who merrily disregards science...

    I'm not the one who merrily disregards science and trusts an invisible sky fairy Dr Seuss to tell him what is right and wrong.

    Happy holidays Conservaturd.
  36. Thread: domain names

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    OVH? Hahaha. GFY. Spammer's paradise, good...

    OVH? Hahaha. GFY.

    Spammer's paradise, good enough for skript kiddies like you I s'pose....

    For anybody who wants to stop the bots that the frog idiots behind OVH specialise in here's a link to...
  37. Thread: domain names

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    For future reference and for anyone who stumbles...

    For future reference and for anyone who stumbles across this thread via search which one did you register with?
  38. Thread: domain names

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    namecheap.com They are quite laid back, make...

    namecheap.com

    They are quite laid back, make everything easy and won't give you the run-around like godaddy or some others if you want to move it.
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    Extremist fundies like you do, because the...

    Extremist fundies like you do, because the resultant apocalypse will punish libbie non-believers and reward the loyal foot soldiers with their rightful place in heaven... It's right there in your...
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    Use slackbuilds.org for all your software needs!...

    Use slackbuilds.org for all your software needs!

    :D
  41. Are you the type that likes to spam the forum...

    Are you the type that likes to spam the forum with crap from your shitty motorcycle blog site?

    IIRC you are also the self proclaimed "libertarian" anti-vaxxer whackjob so you are happy to have...
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    Since he doesn't do press conferences or policy...

    Since he doesn't do press conferences or policy speeches or anything actual politicians normally do the stuff he tweets matters because apparently that's how his administration will communicate.
    ...
  43. Seems like the Russian are straddling it, the...

    Just curious. Are the Russians still under the bed or did the Russians move out to allow the Chinese in?[/QUOTE]

    Seems like the Russian are straddling it, the Chinese are under it and Trump's...
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    Is rainman smeg? There are some distinct...

    Is rainman smeg? There are some distinct similarities to that particularly fuck-up.
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    The notion of what you might put into that is...

    The notion of what you might put into that is simply too horrifying to contemplate! :D
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    The last 3 hours is probably a more pertinent...

    The last 3 hours is probably a more pertinent question...
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    It looks very nice but I have to ask why the...

    It looks very nice but I have to ask why the flour at the end?

    It would thicken on its own with enough simmering and if you are going to add flour to something like that it should be done as a...
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    You aren't even trying any more are you? 4...

    You aren't even trying any more are you?

    4 years ago:
    A History Of Dishonest Fox Charts
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    You are giving him too much credit, he's not...

    You are giving him too much credit, he's not clever enough to be a racist and a douchebag at the same time. He has to stop being one to switch to the other and then back again. Too much hair dye can...
  50. Perhaps his boyfriend became enraged that 'she'...

    Why was your GF in the boot for the phone to have fallen out there in the first place?[/QUOTE]

    Perhaps his boyfriend became enraged that 'she' had bigger testicles and stuffed her in there...
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