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    Sticky: Fritz, there is a very good reason why there are...

    Fritz, there is a very good reason why there are no German comedians other than those who think falling over a pig and farting to the strains of an oompah band is amusing.

    German humour is of...
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    Sticky: Apropos the antibody fiasco in Britain, the...

    Apropos the antibody fiasco in Britain, the scandal of ordering the redundant antibody test kits from the Chinks is a superb example of what happens when politicians decide issues without reference...
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    Sticky: You don't say? No flies on you, eh?

    You don't say? No flies on you, eh?
  4. Presumably in the spirit of reciprocity we farang...

    Presumably in the spirit of reciprocity we farang can expect a nice bounty in return.

    " You, you, keeniow farang, you no hab nam jai "
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    Sticky: Genetic disposition, the infecting viral load...

    Genetic disposition, the infecting viral load and, more recently as highlighted by Tax, I think, those who received the BCG TB immunisation jab are all factors which may determine the degree of...
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    Sticky: The family were in isolation Dill, that's why....

    The family were in isolation Dill, that's why. Are your eyes such that you cannot read my fucking post?
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    Sticky: ^^^Several siblings were infected and thus the...

    ^^^Several siblings were infected and thus the remainder of the household are in isolation. Quite absurdly though the funeral attendees apparently were garbed in hazmat gowns and the like for some...
  8. Only natural that the armed forces should own...

    Only natural that the armed forces should own hotels, golf courses, boxing arenas and tv stations. They're a vital contribution to the overall strategic plan ensuring national security.
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    Developing pneumonia is not auspicious and at the...

    Developing pneumonia is not auspicious and at the current rate in the UK less than 50% of those requiring intubation survive.

    It would be sad to lose him, after all said and done he does have a...
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    Despite all the sturm und drang of BoJo the...

    Despite all the sturm und drang of BoJo the Clown's election bluster and piffle-waffle announcements that there will be no extension to the Brexit withdrawal, even in the face of the catastrophe that...
  11. Essentially, like RT, anything published by the...

    Essentially, like RT, anything published by the Spectator is automatically suspect not least because it is a recognised organ disseminating propaganda by right wing Tory laissez-faire establishment...
  12. I'm not sure what's best though Tax. The...

    I'm not sure what's best though Tax.

    The fuckup is of course typical Thai in that they dream up these procedures and measures without any forethought. They simply bang on ahead and when they hit...
  13. Thailand is not "dependent" on tourism, the...

    Thailand is not "dependent" on tourism, the contribution to GDP is around 12-15% depending on calculation.

    But, yes, they are truly quite a nasty bunch.

    As I said before, nationals from over 35...
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    Sticky: No shit, Sherlock.

    No shit, Sherlock.
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    Sticky: Are you in therapy?

    Are you in therapy?
  16. You stupid fuck, you think it's going to be...

    You stupid fuck, you think it's going to be applied to everyone????!!!

    Sometimes I truly think the white trash here are nothing but spastics.
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    Sticky: I do hope you gave her a good clip round the ears...

    I do hope you gave her a good clip round the ears for being such a doltish chickenhead.

    Very disheartening when one's chattel spouts such utter gibberish, especially after they have been de-thaied...
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    Sticky: Good God! Are you a luk kreung coon?

    Good God! Are you a luk kreung coon?
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    Sticky: Fritz, I see you have taken the drink route as...

    Fritz, I see you have taken the drink route as your pathway to self isolation.
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    Sticky: As if.

    As if.
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    Sticky: I'm sorry I don't do oikspeak.

    I'm sorry I don't do oikspeak.
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    Sticky: You were here as a shagging dissolute on a work...

    You were here as a shagging dissolute on a work permit enjoying the 'belle epoch' of Bangers, Butters, we came as a retiree couple.

    I have to say I never in my naivety ever thought the Thai would...
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    Sticky: Don't be a cvunt, the 'curtailment' didn't end, ...

    Don't be a cvunt, the 'curtailment' didn't end, the 'access' did, you dimwit.
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    Sticky: I got Battyboob's number yonks ago, he's just...

    I got Battyboob's number yonks ago, he's just another impoverished neurotic failure eking out a living in some undemanding backwater biding his time, waiting until his folks croak it and he inherits...
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    Sticky: Bogan, I think it was the realisation that their...

    Bogan, I think it was the realisation that their predilection for incoherent, cack-handed imbecility was no longer an amusing national characteristic offering hours of innocent casual fun but was in...
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    Sticky: Given the increasing anti-farang rhetoric spouted...

    Given the increasing anti-farang rhetoric spouted by both local and national government, I have now decided to review my own policy concerning residence here and have decided that once things settle...
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    Sticky: You do talk shite sometimes. A few signs...

    You do talk shite sometimes.

    A few signs spotted about the place does not constitute government policy or what passes as the law.

    I personally saw several PRC nationals in Central Festival,...
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    Sticky: You are right. The Chinese forbade tour groups,...

    You are right. The Chinese forbade tour groups, but not individual travellers, from leaving China at the end of January. The Thai did fuck all and in fact only recently closed its borders when it...
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    Sticky: Apropos the Pattaya clampdown, it seems each...

    Apropos the Pattaya clampdown, it seems each checkpoint has been delegated the right to decide on exceptions to the quarantine although no details of this policy have so far been disclosed.
    ...
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    Sticky: Honestly, the sheer stupidity of the Thai will...

    Honestly, the sheer stupidity of the Thai will kill thousands more.

    Just what the fuck are those infected people doing in a bloody hospital if they are not in need of critical ICU care!!??
    ...
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    Sticky: My earlier epithet remains apposite.

    My earlier epithet remains apposite.
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    Sticky: Never underestimate the Thai willingness to...

    Never underestimate the Thai willingness to exploit and profiteer.

    It is of course only common sense that as many as possible are tested at every level, wherever and without restriction if this...
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    Sticky: From my own internet research I understand there...

    From my own internet research I understand there may be only around 3,000 ventilators in Thailand but of course assessing the needs of each patient in gauging oxygen requirements, executing...
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    Sticky: Indeed, ad hominem attacks on Hitler were quite...

    Indeed, ad hominem attacks on Hitler were quite inappropriate in judging Mein Kampf.

    You fucking idiot.
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    Sticky: The only viable curfew and compulsory self...

    The only viable curfew and compulsory self quarantine "within the home" regime is one which permits the exceptions adopted elsewhere i.e. food shopping, seeking medical assistance, caring for the...
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    Sticky: There is an increasing worldwide shortage of the...

    There is an increasing worldwide shortage of the reagent chemicals used in the COVID test, a problem experienced by the UK's NHS so one should imagine the healthcare system in PI is that much worse.
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    Sticky: The author of that piece is Toby Young, a cvunt...

    The author of that piece is Toby Young, a cvunt who writes for the Spectator which is the publication of choice if you are a privileged, right-wing Tory favouring laissez-faire policies in which the...
  38. So, just what the fuck do these silly people mean...

    So, just what the fuck do these silly people mean by "screen" and " monitor"???

    It seems the Thai addiction to addressing a problem by inventing some spurious, nebulous bureaucracy couched in...
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    They're on their 'olidayz, innit?

    They're on their 'olidayz, innit?
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    They have no idea, have they? The farang are...

    They have no idea, have they?

    The farang are low class, petty criminal, drug-dealing trash fugitives from justice who have fetched up in a bolthole that is the perfect hideaway and the Thai were...
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    I understood that paragliders had a reserve...

    I understood that paragliders had a reserve 'chute given the inherent instability and unreliability of a single parachute as a means of travel, one that relies on updrafts for progress.
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    Or maybe it's all that ionised water you are...

    Or maybe it's all that ionised water you are spraying around the place.
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    Sticky: I worked in government service for many years,...

    I worked in government service for many years, and the one thing most understood when it came to "expert advice" was the inevitability that it was often multi-faceted and of a changing hue dependent...
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    Sticky: As ever, ignorance and stupidity are the main...

    As ever, ignorance and stupidity are the main drivers in the UK's handling of the pandemic.

    As recently as a mere three weeks ago the cretinous and catastrophically misguided policy of Dominic...
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    Sticky: Truly, quite the weirdly stupidest people in the...

    Truly, quite the weirdly stupidest people in the world.

    On one hand they are content to give pretty much anyone from over 30 plus countries entry for 30 days without the semblances of any...
  46. Indeed. How are your mince pies?

    Indeed. How are your mince pies?
  47. I think they can still buy food and drink. You...

    I think they can still buy food and drink.

    You silly old tusker.

    Iran ???? Who on earth gives a fuck?
  48. One truly despairs of these people. Lao khao...

    One truly despairs of these people.

    Lao khao will continue to be available among villagers and if they choose to congregate in their homes and drink, they will.

    It's like the ban on the use of...
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    Sticky: Indeed, the dull witted idiots are preventing...

    Indeed, the dull witted idiots are preventing folk from getting to the airport to board the rescue flights.

    As Einstein said, " only the Universe and stupidity are infinite but I'm not sure about...
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    Sticky: A rather nice little vignette exampling the...

    A rather nice little vignette exampling the epigram " a fool and his money are soon parted".
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