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    You just reminded me of ikan asam pedas. Sedap!

    You just reminded me of ikan asam pedas. Sedap!
  2. ^ The only thing worse than a Tory is a working...

    ^ The only thing worse than a Tory is a working class Tory.

    Like turkeys voting for Christmas.
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    Ahh, travel. The good old days... :( That...

    Ahh, travel. The good old days... :(

    That hotel room looks huge.
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    Very nice.

    Very nice.
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    That's probably not too hard, to be fair....

    That's probably not too hard, to be fair. ;)YouTube
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    I can answer that question for you. Because...

    I can answer that question for you.

    Because Chitty. :smileylaughing:
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    The story of my life... ;)

    The story of my life...

    ;)
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    Luv it mate. Brilliant. Who else, other than...

    Luv it mate. Brilliant.

    Who else, other than Chitty, would try to BBQ a pizza?

    Top quality. :smileylaughing:
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    I was reading that one of his chums down south...

    I was reading that one of his chums down south was saying, as recently as 2 weekends ago, that now is a great time to go to your local bar and socialise.

    What is wrong with these people?
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    Cottage pie Saturday. Another lengthy job in the...

    Cottage pie Saturday. Another lengthy job in the kitchen supported by the sous chef and lashings of the local brew. ;)

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    Nearly there.

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    Everybody loves a bit of cheesy mash.
    ...
  11. I thought Trump thickos were born with it...

    I thought Trump thickos were born with it...
  12. Well, onwards and upwards. It certainly couldn't...

    Well, onwards and upwards. It certainly couldn't have got any worse after Corbyn.

    Fuck the Tories.
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    Cottage pie today. I've just delegated the...

    Cottage pie today. I've just delegated the chopping tasks to the sous chef. ;)
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    Yeah, but can you get maple syrup there?...

    Yeah, but can you get maple syrup there? :smileylaughing:
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    Nice idea. Apart from the fact that she's made...

    Nice idea. Apart from the fact that she's made fuck all effort to learn the golden language already.
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    FBI Fuckwit Being Idiotic Forum's Biggest...

    FBI

    Fuckwit Being Idiotic
    Forum's Biggest Imbecile
    Fuckin Bellend Infinitive

    The list is endless!

    Who could ever say that Jeff was limited in his scope?
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    I was gonna mention that he'd benefit from my...

    I was gonna mention that he'd benefit from my last link, but I reckon he'd be better off starting with the kids' stuff. ;)
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    Air Asia are absolute fuckers to get a refund out...

    Air Asia are absolute fuckers to get a refund out of at the best of times.
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    I posted these on the other thread: Useful for...

    I posted these on the other thread:

    Useful for all children, especially those with kids in Thailand (or elsewhere) who are learning English:

    British Council LearnEnglish Kids | Free online...
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    Aye aye, here he is. I guessed the recent...

    Aye aye, here he is. I guessed the recent comments would be like catnip for the FBI and he didn't disappoint.

    The Forum's Biggest Idiot.
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    Vietnam too. Although the baguettes on the...

    Vietnam too.

    Although the baguettes on the street there are still hit and miss they're still better than the aching disappointment of your ham sandwich being coated in 7 tbsp of sugar.

    You've...
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    Pretty much standard for most countries in SE...

    Pretty much standard for most countries in SE Asia outside of the big cites. You bite into that lovely looking bread roll and are rocked back on your feet by the sugar hit.

    Nasty stuff.

    Rural...
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    A yank sandwich and he's managed not to put a...

    A yank sandwich and he's managed not to put a shitload of fries/random fried junk with it?

    I think he deserves some credit. ;-)
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    ^ Probably just investigating possible cures for...

    ^ Probably just investigating possible cures for Corona.
  25. Useful for all children, especially those with...

    Useful for all children, especially those with kids in Thailand (or elsewhere) who are learning English:

    British Council LearnEnglish Kids | Free online games, songs, stories and activities for...
  26. An old mate of mine used to photograph aspiring...

    An old mate of mine used to photograph aspiring Page 3 birds. The amount of shags he got out of that...
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    ^^^ Proper sosiges. Those Edwards ones are...

    ^^^ Proper sosiges.

    Those Edwards ones are Welsh, aren't they?
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    I don't even have to worry about chewing either....

    I don't even have to worry about chewing either. ;)
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    This weeks soup is one of my favourites: leek and...

    This weeks soup is one of my favourites: leek and potato.

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    The pan on the left has the remainder of a chicken stock I made at the weekend with some bones, celery, onions and garlic. Well...
  30. It must have been a difficult day in the Star...

    It must have been a difficult day in the Star editorial offices when they stop allowing tits out in the national newspapers. ;)
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    Those hot dogs and toppings look like good...

    Those hot dogs and toppings look like good drunken beer food.

    How were the hot dogs themselves?
  32. I wonder which would come out as the worst of the...

    I wonder which would come out as the worst of the worst in a shit-off between the Daily Express, the Daily Mail, the Daily Star and the Sun?

    I'd imagine the Mail would top the list for its sheer...
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    Needs octopus.

    Needs octopus.
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    Garcon! Les Petits pois! YouTube...

    Garcon! Les Petits pois!

    YouTube

    Buenos Aires
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    ^^ Chits, one thing that's really bothering me. A...

    ^^ Chits, one thing that's really bothering me. A really little thing, but it's doin' me 'ed in.

    You don't need to say at Chez Chitty. Chez already means at the home of, so Chez Chitty is...
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    I'm self isolating and off the beer indefinitely....

    I'm self isolating and off the beer indefinitely. It's hell.
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    How long are you gonna be living on the memory of...

    How long are you gonna be living on the memory of this fucking piece of crackling? ;)

    We won't forget fusion tapas, microwaved octopus, soggy pizzas, 20 herb and vegetable what the hell is this...
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    Your tongue goes so far up certain posters' arses...

    Your tongue goes so far up certain posters' arses that I'm surprised you're not cleaning their teeth for them.

    How embarrassing.
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    ^ Reminds me of the old adage: the bigger the...

    ^ Reminds me of the old adage: the bigger the pepper grinder, the worse the restaurant.

    Chitty's must be almost as big as the Eiffel Tower. ;)
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    CCC's new avatar, that is. ;)

    CCC's new avatar, that is. ;)
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    The pork looks great. Seriously. There are a...

    The pork looks great. Seriously.

    There are a lot more dinners like that before you're even close to redeeming yourself for the crimes you've committed on this thread though. ;)
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    I think many of us would feel more secure if...

    I think many of us would feel more secure if anyone was roaming the streets at the moment. ;)
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    29p!!! It was probably out of the Manchester...

    29p!!!

    It was probably out of the Manchester Ship Canal at the price.
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    Poor bastard was probably thinking he'd end up in...

    Poor bastard was probably thinking he'd end up in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen, sauteed in a bit of lemon and garlic and served to the more discerning diner. Instead he gets 15 minutes in a frying pan...
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    ^ The issue should be less about America and more...

    ^ The issue should be less about America and more about Maduro's cronyism and corruption that is bringing the country to its knees. We all know why the US sees it as the bogeyman, but that's not...
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    Chitty trying to cooked octopus! I'm surprised he...

    Chitty trying to cooked octopus! I'm surprised he didn't put it in the microwave for 10 minutes before serving it with Aunt Bessie's finest.

    Learn to walk before you run, Chitty. :smileylaughing:
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    To be fair, Sabang, that's not really true....

    To be fair, Sabang, that's not really true. Knowing plenty of Venezuelans who have fled and seeing the streets of Colombia full of desperate Venezuelan beggars on a day-to-day basis, it's fair to...
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    Just one last fuckin' Big Mac... McDonald'''s...

    Just one last fuckin' Big Mac...

    McDonald'''s mayhem as cops called to busy store as thousands across UK queue for last burger before coronavirus shutdown
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    ^ Classic dish, chips and beans. We used to have...

    ^ Classic dish, chips and beans. We used to have sausage, chips and beans at school instead of the Scotch egg though...








    ...sometimes with an egg on top if it was at home or in a...
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    Sticky: Is that what you sup with your Wetherspoons mates...

    Is that what you sup with your Wetherspoons mates after your 99p breakfast? :smileylaughing:
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