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    My dad loved cock. Not my mum's though.

    My dad loved cock.

    Not my mum's though.
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    ^^ Jesus fukin Christ, Homer always plays...

    ^^

    Jesus fukin Christ,

    Homer always plays up when he is on his second big bottle of Leo. ???

    This forum is a screen grab of the worlds fukin retards and Homer shapes up eh.

    Ta, don't...
  3. FUK, I really dislike the Williams clan. ...

    FUK,

    I really dislike the Williams clan. When it comes to ugly they take the biscuit.

    Simply fuking sinfully ugly and uncalled for.

    lucky the cuntas can play tennis innit, no room at the...
  4. You fukers think to much eh, Bar whores and...

    You fukers think to much eh,

    Bar whores and their Johns deserve whatever comes their way.

    Fook the lot of them Eh.

    Let them wallow in their shit pits.
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    My Great Grandad was transported to Fremantle...

    My Great Grandad was transported to Fremantle because he stole a loaf of bread.

    He took one look at those ugly fookin Coons and swam all the way back to Bournemouth.

    My Grand Dad paid 10 Quid...
  6. Thread: eatigo

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    Tad nasty but very relevant .

    Tad nasty but very relevant .
  7. Thread: eatigo

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    Erm, I hate to be flippant but mentioning Food...

    Erm,

    I hate to be flippant but mentioning Food and Skinty Tefler in the same sentence is not the best Idea.

    Given his angst and mental breakdown over not receiving his ten pies it may be best...
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    Blowin and smashin bongs.

    Blowin and smashin bongs.
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    Australians are hideous people and racist as fuk....

    Australians are hideous people and racist as fuk.

    Those yellow faced slope headed shit stains are much better.

    At least they don't eat those disgusting aboriginal coons for breakfast eh.
    ...
  10. Thread: eatigo

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    The problems with these things in the real world...

    The problems with these things in the real world is the cost of providing the service.

    Not quite the same as BKK where the delivery pleb earns fuk all.

    Good idea all the same.
  11. ^^ They are both Monkeys but eh. Take the...

    ^^

    They are both Monkeys but eh.

    Take the make up of and they would scare the arsehole out of a Bangkok policeman.

    Even with their make up on they are still very undesirable and no amount...
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    Cock out spanking hard.

    Cock out spanking hard.
  13. Yes Hi again, Today I Botox'd and bleached my...

    Yes Hi again,

    Today I Botox'd and bleached my shitter hole again,

    Spray painted the fuker florescent green this time.

    Lovely it is and my mum loves it.

    I'll bang up a picture eh.
  14. Fuck me, I was having a sly wank and seeing...

    Fuck me,

    I was having a sly wank and seeing that utterly disgusting picture has put me off me stroke.

    Why the fuk would ya show ya shit to the world when ya are an ugly arsed bint. ???

    The...
  15. This Guy is a hero, All the other boring...

    This Guy is a hero,

    All the other boring coontas go to Pattaya and Jump.

    Good solid guy this one Eh.

    Ta Cheers.
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    Fuk all, watching BBC.

    Fuk all, watching BBC.
  17. You shitter stains are well fuked. The...

    You shitter stains are well fuked.

    The tourists love it, you Old School wankers are just fuked up eh.

    Bent and twisted Ex-Pat sour arsed fookers.
  18. Cuntas had an engine flame out on their brand new...

    Cuntas had an engine flame out on their brand new spanker A380.

    If not for the skill of the Captain all the fookin plebs on Board would of been dead and fuked.

    In the inquiry, RR had fuked...
  19. I was going to get my arsehole bleached in...

    I was going to get my arsehole bleached in Bumungrad.

    The price was horrifying so I just spray painted the Fuken thing purple.


    Ta , thanks, cheers.
  20. Problem being, Ya can't get near them as...

    Problem being,

    Ya can't get near them as they're covered in shit.
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    Only slightly fuked up.

    Only slightly fuked up.
  22. Fook me, The punters paid fuk all for that...

    Fook me, The punters paid fuk all for that flight.

    Do they expect to survive it as well ?????

    Cheap arsed skint plebs.

    This shit never happens on a full fare flight does it.
  23. I hope they have not fixed it too much. I...

    I hope they have not fixed it too much.

    I really liked getting food poisoning.

    Helped keep my weight down.

    All good.
  24. Bullshit to that shite, I smash Pints everyday...

    Bullshit to that shite,

    I smash Pints everyday and I'm perfect in body.

    1oo baht At happy hour. Not long to go actually.

    4.00 PM at the Hospital.

    Brains fuked but life aint perfect huh.
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    The Thais and Thailand are well fuked, gota...

    The Thais and Thailand are well fuked, gota wonder how they got this far.

    Smoking hot, ball stiffening Bints is the correct answer.

    I love Em, hot as fuk.

    Soi 4 is Gods country.
    ...
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    Quick hit before bed.

    Quick hit before bed.
  27. Oh, I'm very fucking sorry for fuking up your...

    Oh,

    I'm very fucking sorry for fuking up your life.

    But take this on-board ya rancid fookin cunta.

    When I wake up in the morning I'm semi-normal but when you wake up ya still a worthless...
  28. Not my fault, the voices have spoken and I...

    Not my fault, the voices have spoken and I abide.

    I tend to agree with them though.

    All of Thailand know that farang Tefling filth are the dregs of the Earth.

    That's why they all flock...
  29. Seems very clear to me. Scank Tefler fuking...

    Seems very clear to me.

    Scank Tefler fuking whore in Car because he has paid short time.

    Car going at warp speed so Tefler does not run out of money.

    Car crashes, Tefler dead.

    Lek is very...
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    Get Ya into Ya.

    Get Ya into Ya.
  31. Look here fookers, At the end of the day it...

    Look here fookers,

    At the end of the day it was a Tefler fuking a scank whore in the back of a fookin car and Tefler was Offed.

    No fookin biggy is it fookers.

    Millions more floating around...
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    When I was in high school I smashed fuk out of...

    When I was in high school I smashed fuk out of the school bully with a base ball bat.

    Changed his life Eh.

    Turned into quite a nice fella, very respectful of my gimp mate.
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    Fuk all really, I gave up until 11.00 AM. ...

    Fuk all really,

    I gave up until 11.00 AM.

    Now on my 8Th Cheers Xtra.

    Love that stuff, fuks me right up eh. I know ya can't notice.

    Ta Cheers.
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    If it was not it should be.

    If it was not it should be.
  35. There is a dumb as a rock young Aussie bint...

    There is a dumb as a rock young Aussie bint banged up there now.

    Not sentenced yet but will go down big time.

    All quiet at the Mo.
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    I like the way ya Mrs gets on the piss with ya. ...

    I like the way ya Mrs gets on the piss with ya.

    That is when ya know ya have picked a worthy Bint.

    Nice work Eh.
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    That's very nice. Yesty on the MRT i had these...

    That's very nice.

    Yesty on the MRT i had these two young hot septic biatches approach me flashin the big toothy grin and being Super friendly.

    Spotted the Badge, said Missionaries.

    Told em...
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    Oh lighten up ya silly tefling fuk, You...

    Oh lighten up ya silly tefling fuk,

    You coontas are so fooking serious.

    Not my fault you are stuck in this shitter eh.
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    Anyway, Lets just call it eh. Faggots are...

    Anyway,

    Lets just call it eh.

    Faggots are nasty filthy horrible disgusting blighters.

    There ya go Eh.
  40. Dancing around for 90 minutes like a spastic sort...

    Dancing around for 90 minutes like a spastic sort of fuks up ones vocals I reckon so Britts goes for the show.

    Want cracking vocals, sit on ya arse and sing properly.

    Besides that,

    Britts...
  41. These two reasons alone are why Thailand is...

    Two things that should be changed.[/quote]

    These two reasons alone are why Thailand is terminally fuked and the average working pleb can never get up.

    The working people bow down to the...
  42. Nasty Tefler had hired lek short time so had to...

    Nasty Tefler had hired lek short time so had to get it on in the motor.

    Never trust Teflers.

    The Police don't.
  43. Very hard to argue with that. Same dumb Thai...

    Very hard to argue with that.

    Same dumb Thai shit, different day.

    Anyway,

    CP group will sling 15 Baht to the families then do a little Wai and all will get on the Piss.

    Dumb arse...
  44. I spanked to Brits one night and the next night...

    I spanked to Brits one night and the next night and the one after that.

    Got over it though.

    I always wonder what would happen if the Pre recorded sound shit its self ?

    Would she lay on her...
  45. Quite good this one. Ta

    Quite good this one.

    Ta
  46. Tefling scum are always a tad touchy. I...

    :rofl:

    You truly are an idiot.

    Do you TEFL too, or should I ask, are you approaching middle age but still act like an irresponsible, newly post adolescent?[/quote]



    Tefling scum are...
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    I'm goin cold turkey today. No drinking at...

    I'm goin cold turkey today.

    No drinking at all.


    Not until 11.00 Am anyway.
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    Pissed my pants again.

    Pissed my pants again.
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    More mull and drinks.

    More mull and drinks.
  50. The young Aussie fuk up would of only had 10 baht...

    The young Aussie fuk up would of only had 10 baht on him anyway.

    No biggy innit.
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