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  1. I miss swimming pools more than the UK.

    I miss swimming pools more than the UK.
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    LOL. Do you text each other so you can reply at...

    LOL. Do you text each other so you can reply at the same time for backup?

    I'll read them tomorrow when I've worked up the energy to give a shit.
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    Euro FPL is a fucking shit game anyway.

    Euro FPL is a fucking shit game anyway.
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    He's ditched the waistcoat so maybe a pun on pens...

    He's ditched the waistcoat so maybe a pun on pens or pizza hut.
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    Great contribution.

    Great contribution.
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    *Adds Chinese to the list of foreigners Panny Ma...

    *Adds Chinese to the list of foreigners Panny Ma Hat doesn't like*
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    Put away the sparkling wine that you decanted...

    Put away the sparkling wine that you decanted into an old bottle of Bollinger Hatty and get the maid to tuck you into bed.
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    I'm on the edge of the toilet seat.

    I'm on the edge of the toilet seat.
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    I missed an article out of my last post to give...

    I missed an article out of my last post to give him something to live for.
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    Uh oh, panny has awoken from her drunken haze and...

    Uh oh, panny has awoken from her drunken haze and is incoherently bashing away at the keyboard again. Probably just enough time to post the same 2 sentences for the next 5 hours before she falls...
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    If it wasn't for the constant close ups I never...

    If it wasn't for the constant close ups I never would have known if he was playing.
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    I think he had a big bet on Switzerland.

    I think he had a big bet on Switzerland.
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    Are you drunk?

    Are you drunk?
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    I never claimed anyone gave a fuck about me...

    I never claimed anyone gave a fuck about me either cy.
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    It's the last argument for a defeated poster.

    It's the last argument for a defeated poster.
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    Gimmie half an hour.

    Gimmie half an hour.
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    Yes that's right. No one has given a toss about...

    Yes that's right. No one has given a toss about your posts for years but that doesn't seem to have out you off.
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    Newsflash: American surpised there is life...

    Newsflash: American surpised there is life outside of America.
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    Are you drunk?

    When you're drunk please post here so that when someone disagrees with you they don't need to ask, over and over again.
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    My one Welsh player isn't even on the bench. Not...

    My one Welsh player isn't even on the bench. Not unexpected but I really need my expensive players to have good games.
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    There's been one game. :smileylaughing:

    There's been one game. :smileylaughing:
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    The entire British Empire

    The entire British Empire
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    There's a few pubs doing lock-ins for the England...

    There's a few pubs doing lock-ins for the England games but decided against it.

    It's my daughter's first proper tournament so it's time to teach her some proper English Culture.
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    Actually 96 is still hailed as a success. We...

    Actually 96 is still hailed as a success. We dream of glory but generally know our limits.*


    *Speaking for every English person ever here.
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    Calling out spelling errors is the last refuge of...

    Calling out spelling errors is the last refuge of a defeated German.
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    Posters jump on everything Klongdyke and Deeks...

    Posters jump on everything Klongdyke and Deeks say because they can't handle a differing opinion.
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    Fake Lego footballers from Lazada. Certainly...

    Fake Lego footballers from Lazada. Certainly makes playing Lego with my daughter more interesting.

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=70250&d=1623489373
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    I guess they've got no mates and are lonely.

    I guess they've got no mates and are lonely.
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    Seems a bit odd posting on here during the game...

    Seems a bit odd posting on here during the game anyway. Shouldn't you actually be watching it?
  30. Thread: Breakfast

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    When my morning bacon sandwich tastes like chilli.

    When my morning bacon sandwich tastes like chilli.
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    Didn't watch it live. Got up this morning to...

    Didn't watch it live. Got up this morning to watch it.
  32. So I'm refusing any vaccine till after the Euros...

    So I'm refusing any vaccine till after the Euros then.
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    Kante is a great player but will he get a lot of...

    Kante is a great player but will he get a lot of Fantasy League points? Hard work gets you nothin' in this game.
  34. Thread: Daily Moan

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    I don't need your permission.

    I don't need your permission.
  35. Thread: Daily Moan

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    I could post it again if that would help?

    I could post it again if that would help?
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    Oh and you're getting the idiom wrong.

    Oh and you're getting the idiom wrong.
  37. Thread: Daily Moan

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    not very self aware are you. Nice to see you...

    not very self aware are you.

    Nice to see you sticking up for your woman though.
  38. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Oh look it's Pinky and Perky.

    Oh look it's Pinky and Perky.
  39. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Lads lads lads.

    Lads lads lads.
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    The idea that because I'm a teacher my use of...

    The idea that because I'm a teacher my use of language must be 100% correct when posting on an obscure Thai forum in my own free time is fucking stupid.
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    Whip 'em into shape boss

    Whip 'em into shape boss
  42. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Coulda stayed the night and fucked the nurse.

    Coulda stayed the night and fucked the nurse.
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    Unfortunately when signing up on the app I used a...

    Unfortunately when signing up on the app I used a real email address which has my name. So I'll just chime in and tell you my numbers every now and then, probably adding a couple of hundred to remain...
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    How do you not see that coming :)

    How do you not see that coming :)
  45. You get discount with AIS, hence the 35bht.

    You get discount with AIS, hence the 35bht.
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    Always happy to help

    Always happy to help
  47. I think frustration is a given wether you speak...

    I think frustration is a given wether you speak Thai or not.
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    It's been ok the last few days. Soda law it...

    It's been ok the last few days.

    Soda law it finds it on Sunday though.
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    I've got some sausages in the freezer that a mate...

    I've got some sausages in the freezer that a mate gave me about 3 years ago. I don't want to throw them out but also not keen on eating them.
  50. Thread: Caravan II

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    We tried proper camping once and it wssawful. Too...

    We tried proper camping once and it wssawful. Too hot and then too cold and then too hot and then a bad bad.

    Caravans or tents with proper beds are what it's all about.
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