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  1. Thread: An Isaan Pond

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    i think somewhere earlier someone wisely said...

    i think somewhere earlier someone wisely said "The right tool for the job"

    BUT after reading this I think we have here a case of "The right fool for the job!"

    Fuk me Mendy you have gone feral I...
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    I think it is better to ask "who doesn't?"....

    I think it is better to ask "who doesn't?".
    Answer I suppose is "Fukin Americans"!

    In the land down under they are a staple at breakfast for many a people.
    Baked beans on toast after a bowl of...
  3. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    This plus the fact that you actually eat "black...

    This plus the fact that you actually eat "black pudding" confuses me as to why you won't eat the delicacies that are eaten here in Isaan i.e. bbq rat, ants eggs, frogs etc.
  4. Thread: Daily Moan

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    So if, in the future you post that you went to...

    So if, in the future you post that you went to the hospital and stayed overnight, we will know who the real "BOSS" is won't we!
  5. Thread: An Isaan Pond

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    [QUOTE=Mendip;4267078] It seems that...

    [QUOTE=Mendip;4267078]

    It seems that Pythagoras was on to something after all. Not a bad fit but my worry isn't the longitudinal movement but the lateral movement... maybe I need an 'X' bracing at...
  6. Thread: An Isaan Pond

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    Some people should not be allowed near...

    Some people should not be allowed near mathematical calculations.
    Mendip I believe your first answer to be the correct one however I am not sure how you got there based on what numbers you have...
  7. Thread: An Isaan Pond

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    Mendip I think you are overdoing it by trying to...

    Mendip
    I think you are overdoing it by trying to load test it.
    In my opinion the frame will be more than adequate and once the planks are screwed on top it would hold a truck.
    Now there's a...
  8. Thread: An Isaan Pond

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    Aren't you going to be using it then?

    Aren't you going to be using it then?
  9. Thread: Daily Moan

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    I really believe they don't think about what the...

    I really believe they don't think about what the tree actually is or does all they see is its big enough to be worth spending some energy cutting it down to get some money.
    My main issue is that...
  10. Thread: Daily Moan

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    My mistake I didn't realise the main criteria was...

    My mistake I didn't realise the main criteria was that it had to be 3 ply I thought he just wanted it thick enough to stop his finger going through so he could go back to chewing his fingernails if...
  11. Thread: Daily Moan

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    BIP I hope you realise the error of your ways,...

    BIP
    I hope you realise the error of your ways, or stupidity whichever is correct.
    If you had folded the 2 ply over double it would have become 4 ply and no problem, it would have also halved the...
  12. I think any smart person in that sort of...

    I think any smart person in that sort of environment would outwardly show support otherwise they might find themselves the victims of their governments actions.
    So I don't believe anyone can claim...
  13. Thread: An Isaan Pond

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    [QUOTE=Mendip;4262772]^ I'm starting to think...

    [QUOTE=Mendip;4262772]^

    I'm starting to think I don't need this fancy gym that's on it's way... I may not have fancy gym muscles but I'd like to see some of these gym types hammer away at...
  14. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    I went to collect the eggs yesterday and this...

    I went to collect the eggs yesterday and this (the bottom egg)was among them.
    I think one of my hens is taking the piss out of me. She should realise she is not a fukkin pigeon!

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    And just...
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    I just leave it up to the Missus as I don't want...

    I just leave it up to the Missus as I don't want to create an issue.
    I would either just give them the money or tell them I don't have any.
    If I were to try and get them to do some work for the...
  16. Thread: Daily Moan

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    In the past when I got a similar rash and used...

    In the past when I got a similar rash and used prickly heat powder it never worked for me.
    So I eventually found a cream/gel called "Ungvita" which works a treat for me.
    It is a vitamin A gel and...
  17. I arrived and entered on a visa exempt stamp and...

    I arrived and entered on a visa exempt stamp and then went to the Immigration office (Buriram) and got a 60 day tourist Visa. During that 60 days I applied for the Non-O married visa.
    I got the visa...
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    I think the most important bit in the whole OP...

    I think the most important bit in the whole OP was the bit above.

    For Loy Toy I thought I would post the link (maybe it will work?) below, it is an article about what is required to grow Ganja...
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    JPPR don't be such a tight arse buy a second tub.

    JPPR don't be such a tight arse buy a second tub.
  20. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    Mendip I have heard the name "Bangkaew" before...

    Mendip

    I have heard the name "Bangkaew" before but never looked up to see what their story is/was.
    So I thought i should and yes I agree that there is probably some of that breed in them but they...
  21. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    Mendip Here's a picture of my hens showing how...

    Mendip
    Here's a picture of my hens showing how fearful they are of my dog/s.
    So if you were to exchange your low life Korat riff raff dogs for some real gentleman Aussie trained dogs you to could...
  22. Thread: An Isaan Pond

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    Ain't life a bitch? It stinks and is shit! But...

    Ain't life a bitch?
    It stinks and is shit!
    But better than the alternative.

    Your daughter is getting to the stage where you will have to drop her off 500m from the school so that you don't...
  23. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: Mendip Are they running to greet you because...

    Mendip
    Are they running to greet you because they like/love you or are they just keen to go for their morning walk and you just happen to be the facilitator of that walk.
    Also be careful what you...
  24. Thread: An Isaan Pond

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    Mendip You need to eat more fish and chips if...

    Mendip
    You need to eat more fish and chips if you want the fish numbers to stay low.
    So when you eventually get around to admitting defeat and decide to do the hard yards and drain and clean out...
  25. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    Fork me you like doing shit the hard way don't...

    Fork me you like doing shit the hard way don't you!
    There must be an easier way, besides getting rid of the chickens. Maybe get the "gardener" involved?
    If I had to do that once a year I would give...
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    Mendip Take a day off and drive up to pay me a...

    Mendip
    Take a day off and drive up to pay me a visit. I can widen your "what the fuk" experiences by showing you some of the mazing shit that's been done here and not only by Thai's but me as well....
  27. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    Bloody hell if you have nearly 40 hens then there...

    Bloody hell if you have nearly 40 hens then there are a lot of freeloaders or unhappy hens!

    I have 5 hens and 3 pullets and got 5 eggs today. Should get 8 per day when the pullets start laying.
    ...
  28. Thread: An Isaan Pond

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    David I was only suggesting a fishing rod...

    David
    I was only suggesting a fishing rod because I know he enjoys that and the fish and chips as well.
    If it were up to me I would just bite the bullet pump the pond dry then clean the whole thing...
  29. Thread: An Isaan Pond

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    Mendip If you think they might prefer live bait...

    Mendip
    If you think they might prefer live bait then you need to catch 3 fish with your rod so you can use 1 to bait the trap and 2 for your fish and chips.
    I don't think your gardener will have...
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    It took me a little while to understand what you...

    It took me a little while to understand what you were saying but I think I got it in the end, very funny.
    If she suggests that I do some cleaning then I just remind her that I told her it was too...
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    TD I am in awe of this magnificent house/palace....

    TD
    I am in awe of this magnificent house/palace. I can't remember the earlier parts of the thread as it was some time ago but are you going to have servants quarters?
    The place is much too big for...
  32. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    Mendip I was wondering what the original use was...

    Mendip
    I was wondering what the original use was meant to be for that imposing structure you now use as a chicken house?
    It is too massively built to have been just for chickens.

    At my place...
  33. So if someone thinks your idea is shit then they...

    So if someone thinks your idea is shit then they are an idiot?
    Rather than simply someone who has a different opinion than you?

    There are countries that have very strict laws for people who...
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    I thought it was a humorous reply to your...

    I thought it was a humorous reply to your question rather than incomprehensible drivel.
  35. Thread: An Isaan Pond

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    You are a daft twit sometimes aren't you. You may...

    You are a daft twit sometimes aren't you. You may have had no option about getting out in the sun, but shirtless and hatless equals brainless in my opinion.

    In Aussie they had a saying that you...
  36. Thread: An Isaan Pond

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    Mendip I reckon you should start again with the...

    Mendip
    I reckon you should start again with the knowledge of what you have learned thus far.
    If you just do the pump out sludge and refill then you will need to do it every year or so and the...
  37. Thread: Daily Moan

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    OhOh It is not a new phone it is 3+ years old....

    OhOh
    It is not a new phone it is 3+ years old.
    It has slots for 2 sims and a slot for the memory card.
    It all used to work really well until Samsung made some change to their software that stopped...
  38. Thread: Daily Moan

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    My moan is that Samsung have somehow decided that...

    My moan is that Samsung have somehow decided that I can no longer use a memory card as internal storage on my J2 prime phone.
    So now I have issues with not having enough memory for shit and I can't...
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    Klondyke It is not lost in translation it is...

    Klondyke
    It is not lost in translation it is lost in your misunderstanding.
    I know English is not your first language so unlike others on here who berate you for some of your stuff ups I won't....
  40. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    It is not really as it sounds because she doesn't...

    It is not really as it sounds because she doesn't necessarily cook stuff for me more, like she cooks and I eat whatever it is she cooked.
    She never cooks me breakfast and I don't eat a cooked...
  41. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    Yeah right! Been married for nearly 20 years.

    Yeah right! Been married for nearly 20 years.
  42. Not sure to whom you are referring when you say...

    Not sure to whom you are referring when you say "you lot" but if you mean me then none, if you mean white Europeans then none as well.
    What happened if you want to read some history is the English...
  43. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    Mendip I think that stuff you cooked up looks...

    Mendip
    I think that stuff you cooked up looks good but I don't cook I have a missus that does that for me.
    And for breakfast I just have some cereal, usually weet-bix and then some toast with...
  44. Yeah lets go back and change history, hopefully...

    Yeah lets go back and change history, hopefully we can arrange so your mother and father don't meet then we wouldn't have you around.
    When are people going to realise you can't rearrange history you...
  45. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    I agree with what you are saying and that's why I...

    I agree with what you are saying and that's why I have said I want to see what the crossbred chickens turn out like. Whether they are too small, too bony etc. for the locals. The place where my...
  46. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    Mendip We must have almost met up as I also...

    Mendip
    We must have almost met up as I also bought 3 more hens today while in Korat.
    That will bring the total to 8 hens and 1 rooster. There is another rooster here but if he is let out at the...
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    Poll: I would love to be able to speak Thai (Isaan) so...

    I would love to be able to speak Thai (Isaan) so I could communicate with the extended family without relying on the Missus.
    Same as doing anything for myself where she has to help interpret pisses...
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    Mendip Firstly thanks for the update sounds like...

    Mendip
    Firstly thanks for the update sounds like you have actually BEEN BUSY and not dithering after all.
    As others have said I have really enjoyed waking up to my dose of Mendy each morning you...
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    I think he has gone "off comms" again. Now that...

    I think he has gone "off comms" again.
    Now that he's home, "he has a lot on" as he always said while doing sweet fuk all.
    Just like Macarthur he will be back one day.
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    Mendip I am not sure if you managed to read my...

    Mendip
    I am not sure if you managed to read my previous post that I made when you were "off comms" in Bangkok but hallelujah reminded me that i had asked a similar question to him.
    So, "What's it...
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