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    Did Son see that before signing his contract...

    Did Son see that before signing his contract extension?
  2. I thought it was pretty funny. I probably...

    I thought it was pretty funny.


    I probably should apologise.

    Very sorry for finding it pretty funny.
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    Because it's in Thailand. KL is in Malaysia. ...

    Because it's in Thailand. KL is in Malaysia.


    The longest road in each country of Asia might be a clue as to why. :)
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    We want photos! We want photos! Not the ones...

    We want photos! We want photos!


    Not the ones taken at 1am! Not the ones taken at 1am!
  5. An ex back home mentioned/ranted that they were...

    An ex back home mentioned/ranted that they were taxed as 'luxury items'. She was really quite irate about it.



    Possibly because she was on her period.


    An ex here was getting some pads in...
  6. Thread: Supper

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    :yup: Any family that does it differently must...

    :yup:

    Any family that does it differently must be freaks/circus-attractions.






    = Cunnilingus.
  7. Surely they won't just stay silent.

    Surely they won't just stay silent.
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    I was looking at flying there this week or next...

    I was looking at flying there this week or next to buy a motorbike a bloke was selling, but doesn't really matter much now.
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    Sticky: A good basic routine is push/pull. Monday and...

    A good basic routine is push/pull.

    Monday and Thursday - push - triceps, delts, pecs.
    Tuesday and Friday - pull - biceps and back.
    Wednesday - legs.

    Combined with daily cardio you'll continue...
  10. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Fasting before a hospital checkup in the morning....

    Fasting before a hospital checkup in the morning.

    Wittle Edweena comes downstairs at 10pm asking if I can make toasted butter croissant and fried bacon.

    Edith's ears pop up and requests the...
  11. Thread: Manchester Utd

    by Edmond
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    Actually looks like this is gonna happen. :wank:...

    Actually looks like this is gonna happen. :wank:


    Along with a shift from 4-2-3-1 with McFred sitting in front of a dodgy defence, to 4-3-3 with Pogba and Bruno ahead of one defensive midfielder....
  12. Thread: Dinner

    by Edmond
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    Yummy.

    Yummy.
  13. Thread: Jock Pies

    by Edmond
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    :) Takes me back to a Christmas around 20...

    :)

    Takes me back to a Christmas around 20 years ago, brother in law arrived carrying his box of Heineken.

    Opened it up and they were 330ml cans despite the large packaging.



    Still, he...
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    It wouldn't be the first time he's been there. ...

    It wouldn't be the first time he's been there.


    Shure tiz awfully sad.
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    Was no mention of Chitty in it, perhaps he edited...

    Was no mention of Chitty in it, perhaps he edited it not long after posting it and you didn't see it, as the original was about the poor woman suffering from a gambling addiction, and asking if the...
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    Did Joey see it, or was he on the way to the...

    Did Joey see it, or was he on the way to the brandy shop? :)
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    If you ask nicely I can give you an admin account...

    If you ask nicely I can give you an admin account for a few minutes to delete the thumbnail evidence of the attack on a poster's wife. :)
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    Claims someone else shows up fast.... one minute,...

    Claims someone else shows up fast.... one minute, yes, one minute after they posted. :)



    ffs, no wonder his nickname is Simple. :)
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    Attacks a man's wife. Ends the post by...

    Attacks a man's wife.


    Ends the post by calling him a dick. :)



    :)
  20. Rejecting a Thai man. Always gonna be risky,...

    Rejecting a Thai man. Always gonna be risky, that.




    Had a 12 inch knife taken out on me by a local around 8 months ago in their living room, and placed on the table next to the only door,...
  21. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Fokin' 'ell Troy. Best of luck to the little one....

    Fokin' 'ell Troy. Best of luck to the little one. :bigeyes: :yup:
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    What can be mistaken for kidney stones? ...

    What can be mistaken for kidney stones?



    Alcoholism. Hang on
    Anaphylaxis.
    Angioedema.
    Appendicitis.
    Brain Cancer. Fok
    Lung Cancer.
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    Sticky: :tumbs: Go Mendo. Go Mendo.

    :tumbs:


    Go Mendo.

    Go Mendo.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU2qTumPxf0&ab_cha...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU2qTumPxf0&ab_channel=TheGrandTour

    Building a bridge.

    Never saw them do that before. :rolleyes:

    Look older. Slower. Crappier. Far past its sell by date at...
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-43lLKaqBQ&ab_cha...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-43lLKaqBQ&ab_channel=TheAnimalsTributeChannel
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    ... :)

    ... :)
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    Let's not go crazy now.

    Let's not go crazy now.
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    Wasn't he a forum poster that did a Topper online...

    Wasn't he a forum poster that did a Topper online and got his fat ass sued, or sumfing?

    Kidneystone v Wade Galt, Walt Gade, Gatorade, or something like that.
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    Kidney stone?

    Kidney stone?
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    Full insurance through Edith's work. Wonder...

    Full insurance through Edith's work.


    Wonder if they can add on an extra mill for a 500k each cash split.


    We want Ducati. We want Ducati.
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    It's official. ...

    It's official.


    https://i2-prod.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article21057363.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/0_PiochePNG.png

    Not bad.

    Not outstanding.

    A plain classic look is better than...
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    We want kidney stones. We want kidney stones.

    We want kidney stones. We want kidney stones.
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    I will admit I almost googled that. :)

    I will admit I almost googled that. :)
  34. Thread: Playstation 5

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    I prefer playing on a PC tbh, on the 1 or 2...

    I prefer playing on a PC tbh, on the 1 or 2 occasions per month I put on a game. Not really into these story ones, car racing or a no fuss shooting muthafukahs in the head game please.

    Just...
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    What's he gonna do next... try to tuck us in...

    What's he gonna do next... try to tuck us in whilst reading Enid Blyton? :)
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    I'd say 'She could probably do with more than a...

    I'd say 'She could probably do with more than a drink!', but it would only be taken the wrong way. :)



    Fair dues to any 30 year relationship. :yup:
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    He is cute when spectaculoorly pissed. :)

    He is cute when spectaculoorly pissed. :)
  38. Yes :yup:

    Yes :yup:
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    You cutie. :)

    You cutie. :)
  40. 100% possibly. :yup:

    100% possibly. :yup:
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    I remember a penchant for gnawing on raw...

    I remember a penchant for gnawing on raw spaghetti as a young one and my mother telling me off saying it will give me gall stones.


    Or was that kidney stones.




    Oh.
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    How pissed is Sybz. :) I hereby accept...

    How pissed is Sybz. :)



    I hereby accept your salute, and any others that are forthcoming. :)
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    TC just sent you a PM. I would guess at,...

    TC just sent you a PM.




    I would guess at, maybe, 32psi, perhaps.
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    Still, the pain is less than that of a cyrille...

    Still, the pain is less than that of a cyrille post. :)
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    Will even chuck in a few pies. I...

    Will even chuck in a few pies.






    I hope they don't go in from the front. :)
  46. :rofl:

    :rofl:
  47. List of floods in Europe - Wikipedia...

    List of floods in Europe - Wikipedia

    50,000-80,000 dead in 1287

    25,000+ dead in 1362

    2,000-10,000 dead in 1421

    20,000+ dead in 1570
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    Guess the ailment.

    Dull to sharp aches come and go on the left side of the abdomen, and sometimes the lower left back.
    Pee is rarely fully clear, but often the nice glint of a chilled chardonnay.
    Sprung up around...
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    ^ Thanks for the review. Sounds like only a...

    ^ Thanks for the review.

    Sounds like only a bit of a simpleton would rate it.
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    Super lom. Admin him up Nev.

    Super lom.


    Admin him up Nev.
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