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    Yer, that was probably the diggler's trick...

    Yer, that was probably the diggler's trick question
  2. Thread: Daily Moan

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    oic, camouflage, confuse the enemy...

    oic, camouflage, confuse the enemy...
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    Sticky: yes 'arry could be wrong but i think you're...

    yes 'arry could be wrong but i think you're bright enough to have gotten the gist, even moreso when you ignore it with objection to terminology
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    In 1918-19, an axe wielding serial killer terrorised New Orleans, and killed and injured 12 people, targeting mainly Italian immigrants and...
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    Sticky: As of now 'we don't know', and I think nothing...

    As of now 'we don't know', and I think nothing less or more of those that are happy to be vaccinated and elbow their way to the front of the queue.

    What bothers me is the toxic evangelists, those...
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    Sticky: From my perch on the fence, there will always be...

    From my perch on the fence, there will always be adverse effects to any drug, just like foodstuffs (nuts, dairy, etc), so it is no more than expected that some metabolisms are going to react, esp the...
  7. They'll probably get around to it sometime.

    They'll probably get around to it sometime.
  8. Retractable they may be, and that could but...

    Retractable they may be, and that could but doesn't mean inaccessible.
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    Sticky: There you go again, using logic to reference the...

    There you go again, using logic to reference the national pastime; what isn't politically motivated in this blessed land?
  10. Surely not, not in Thailand!

    Surely not, not in Thailand!
  11. Dart, neuter, release; sounds easy, though I...

    Dart, neuter, release; sounds easy, though I expect there must be technical/practical reasons for this not being done.
  12. Thread: Daily Moan

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    We won't be hearing the end of this particular...

    We won't be hearing the end of this particular brand of administrative incompetence.

    Yesterday I ordered a couple of burgers for 309bt, handed over a new 100 bt note which the cashier accepted as...
  13. Yes they do need to work on that bit.

    Yes they do need to work on that bit.
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    1. What is the Guinness Record for the most...

    1. What is the Guinness Record for the most amount of times a piece of paper has been folded in half?
    7

    3. Which tyre manufacturer makes the most tyres a year?
    Bridgestone

    4. What was the...
  15. Can't think why they didn't terminate the...

    Can't think why they didn't terminate the pregnancy, best reason I can think of is they're fcuking clueless.

    But as my own lawyer advised when I wanted to sue a hospital not a million miles from...
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    Well done, about time these people got...

    Well done, about time these people got recognition beyond carrying stuff for wealthy farangs.

    Don't know if it's true but I heard/read that at least one local must be included on several...
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    Ask me you have an identity crisis.

    Ask me you have an identity crisis.
  18. this time, point is...?

    this time, point is...?
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    What was life like for the poor in Victorian...

    What was life like for the poor in Victorian London?

    Well, if you had no money at all fcuk off and die.

    Night is approaching, and youíve been fortunate enough to earn or scrounge or steal a few...
  20. Oh well, have to start the thankless task...

    Oh well, have to start the thankless task somewhere, to identify and trace and test tens of thousands of people that visited those 27 locations over a period of 11 days, more than two weeks later,...
  21. Not if you know you can't get caught because...

    Not if you know you can't get caught because you're smart.
  22. Millions of them, dossing beyond Thai borders and...

    Millions of them, dossing beyond Thai borders and bobbing offshore for permission to enter.

    In the end these monkeys will get what they really want, Thailand for Thais; and when that happens...
  23. Only if you don't end up needing it. Best way...

    Only if you don't end up needing it.

    Best way to attract tourists, tell them you're increasing the bureaucracy and they can pay for it as the end beneficiaries. And don't bury the extras into...
  24. Thread: RIP Bitcoin

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    It's variously estimated that between 5 and 10%...

    It's variously estimated that between 5 and 10% of bitcoins have been lost and can never be recovered.

    One thing (I think) I've learned is that crypto security comes at a price, if you fail to...
  25. Thread: RIP Bitcoin

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    On the bright side (ie reality) btc is...

    On the bright side (ie reality) btc is consolidating for the next push, and hopefully this occurs before the US gov steps in to shut it all down.

    Watcha think Ray, which will it be?
  26. Thread: RIP Bitcoin

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    Wow, such an enlightening response, clears it all...

    Wow, such an enlightening response, clears it all up then, chop chop.
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    If anyone knows the answer, out of interest,...

    If anyone knows the answer, out of interest, under a marriage visa requiring proof of 400k/pa, what if the farang has no money and zero income (unlikely) though the wife can certify the required...
  28. Thread: RIP Bitcoin

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    Glad you think so, iow btc should be down to...

    Glad you think so, iow btc should be down to tuppence (if only, if only!) anytime soon, instead of 80-100k...under the might of the US gov. Let's wait and see what happens later this year, er, before...
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    Not sure if this is a 'fact', but it's strange,...

    Not sure if this is a 'fact', but it's strange, interesting, the pros say it is, and it works in practice:

    You have a Coke vending machine at a public venue, which sells let's say 100 cans daily....
  30. Thread: RIP Bitcoin

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    Sounds persuasive so I surrender, but before...

    Sounds persuasive so I surrender, but before putting the hood over my head my last wish is to know how this impeccable source was able to identify that most of destination addresses belong to...
  31. Here we go, Thai doublespeak; he talks about...

    Here we go, Thai doublespeak; he talks about gambling dens while pimping the covid angle, like he cares, while actually referring to the goal of first one and then several international standard...
  32. Sounds like serious charges, though I doubt...

    Sounds like serious charges, though I doubt they'll push it beyond a fine; AOT brass might be asked to explain how an unauthorised vehicle was allowed to enter a high security area.

    Envelope time.
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    15 April 1919, this German submarine grounded on the beach at Hastings, in front of the Queens Hotel.
    ...
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    Another sad face of poverty. This may look normal at first sight, but the passengers...
  35. Either the report got its math wrong, or its...

    Either the report got its math wrong, or its Engrish.
  36. Yer, beat me to it; on second thoughts close to...

    Yer, beat me to it; on second thoughts close to par for someone who burns their house down.
  37. I thought you legally own land with a chair or a...

    I thought you legally own land with a chair or a sand bottle, or is that only in cities?
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    Weirder and weirder you get trying to be...

    Weirder and weirder you get trying to be discreetly obtuse; have you considered if nobody knows the recipe these things wouldn't exist?

    So, someone obviously knows these secret recipes, and yet...
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    Next time you watch Godfather 1, follow Brando's...

    Next time you watch Godfather 1, follow Brando's eyes when he is delivering dialogue. He rarely looks at the person he is talking to, and this was definitely not in the script!

    Brando was...
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  41. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: What were electric eels called before electricity...

    What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered?
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    How to jump-start a Millennial ...

    How to jump-start a Millennial

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    Scotland refuses to cut the grass for England.
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    Bastards. Thought I could make a fortune by...

    Bastards. Thought I could make a fortune by copying KW's ingenious methodology, googled the coke formula, doesn't even work!
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    What do those numbers add up to, on your...

    What do those numbers add up to, on your calculator, and how specific aren't they?
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    Free money! ...

    Free money!

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    2008, a Russian man named Dmitry Agarkov was sifting through his junk mail, when he came across an offer for a credit card from...
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