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    That moment in the 2nd half when Son was through...

    That moment in the 2nd half when Son was through on goal with Kane in the middle and he threw a slight dummy which Mustafi bought hook, line and sinker and almost slid out of the fucking ground!...
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    Poll: Can anyone translate this?

    Can anyone translate this?
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    Do you.want us to smack your arses again?

    Do you.want us to smack your arses again?
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    Are you on the Schnapps pal?

    Are you on the Schnapps pal?
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    Is there any player in that City back 4 you'd...

    Is there any player in that City back 4 you'd swap for United's?

    Nope.

    Brilliant going forward, but their back line is awful. Is John Stones playing tonight? :smileylaughing:
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    I've no idea what you do with fox dicks, but I'd...

    I've no idea what you do with fox dicks, but I'd be careful about broadcasting it on the Internet, you weird cnut.:)
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    Awful sausages. Fair play to Jack for whipping em...

    Awful sausages. Fair play to Jack for whipping em up at home, but they're some of the worst sausages I've ever eaten. Flavours aren't so bad for me, but the texture is terrible.

    If you want...
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    Sheff Utd 3-0 Chelsea Some clubs can't even...

    Sheff Utd 3-0 Chelsea

    Some clubs can't even be flat track bullies.

    Let's hope Ole's United carry on winning and go 3rd on Monday.

    Come on Unnniiiiiiitttteeeeddd!
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    RIP Jack Charlton

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    Classic grandad on holiday angry at them bloody foriners.

    With respect, an England World Cup winner who built an Ireland side (from mostly English players, btw) that...
  10. I think you would do if the Kremlin told you to,...

    I think you would do if the Kremlin told you to, you brainwashed Commie fool.
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    At least you piped up. Otherwise, there's been...

    At least you piped up.

    Otherwise, there's been a lot of silence from the usual ABU loudmouths.

    I wonder why?

    :smileylaughing:
  12. I believe it's usually polonium in Russia if...

    I believe it's usually polonium in Russia if they're "lucky" enough to have their death recorded.

    If they're abroad and an obvious enemy of the state then it's the country in which they're chosen...
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    The Missing Boy YouTube...

    The Missing Boy

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    Elbow YouTube...

    Elbow

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  15. Half way there?!?!?!?! Is that much better...

    Half way there?!?!?!?!

    Is that much better than nothing there if you've already done great highs?

    You might as well get pissed.
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    Maybe I was right after all then...toilet...

    Maybe I was right after all then...toilet humour...

    ...I'm sure your mate Jeff can educate us all anyway on the cultural impact he has had on Thailand.
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    I honestly didn't know he'd gone away. ...

    I honestly didn't know he'd gone away.

    Bizarrely, my uncle and auntie used to have his cartoons posted in every toilet in their house, so my idea of toilet humour when I was growing up doesn't...
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    I was reading yesterday that the Premiership...

    I was reading yesterday that the Premiership table would see United a point behind Liverpool with a game in hand if the table had started the game after Fernandes signed.

    With Fernandes, Pogba,...
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    :rolleyes: Yeah, apart from... City 1-2...

    :rolleyes:

    Yeah, apart from...

    City 1-2 United
    United 2-0 City
    Utd 4-0 Chelsea
    Chelsea 0-2 Utd
    Chelsea 1- 2 United
    Utd 2-1 Spurs
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    You know United are back on track when the ABUs...

    You know United are back on track when the ABUs start crying about penalties.

    :smileylaughing:

    Seventeen unbeaten now and playing like a side that anyone can see is going places.

    Love it....
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    I know you love a stat so here's one that...

    I know you love a stat so here's one that matters: Rashford and Martial scored yesterday to bring their totals for the season to 20. The first time 2 forwards have done that since Berbatov and...
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    I thought you didn't count Martial as a striker?

    I thought you didn't count Martial as a striker?
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    Ole's United are now 16 games unbeaten.

    Ole's United are now 16 games unbeaten.
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    Chelsea v Watford now

    Chelsea v Watford now
  25. Fucking ell, Nammers, Are you on the keg or...

    Fucking ell, Nammers,

    Are you on the keg or what? :)
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    He sounds like he's done his time to me.

    He sounds like he's done his time to me.
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    Rashford, Martial and Greenwood (54) have now...

    Rashford, Martial and Greenwood (54) have now surpassed Saleh, Mane and Firminho (51) for goals this season.

    By the way.
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    You're a a good lad, Nammers. I can see that a...

    You're a a good lad, Nammers. I can see that a mile away.

    I'd happily have a pint with you.
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    Good performance, mate. Plenty to be happy...

    Good performance, mate.

    Plenty to be happy about there.
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    It is indeed. Especially in these desperate...

    It is indeed. Especially in these desperate times. We all need a fillip.
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    Great win for Arsenal and an even better loss for...

    Great win for Arsenal and an even better loss for United.
  32. Hal knows. I kept Jimenez in though cos I...

    Hal knows.

    I kept Jimenez in though cos I thought they'd score.

    C'est la vie.
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    Green owed mate. I've always got time for...

    Green owed mate.

    I've always got time for proper football fans and Arsenal are a proper club.

    Double green. :)
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    Apropos of nothing: My wife loves the fact...

    Apropos of nothing:

    My wife loves the fact that we have a team called Wolves in the top flight.

    Every time I ask her the scores if I've got home from work and haven't seen them: "the wolf has...
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    you're showing your age, nammers

    you're showing your age, nammers
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    That was a cracking finish. Can you keep it up...

    That was a cracking finish.

    Can you keep it up you hopeless Gooner wankers?
  37. Me? I can't log in a the moment. I had Martial...

    Me? I can't log in a the moment.

    I had Martial captain and Fernandes in my team.

    I said before that I should be this year's real FF winner. Not a City or Liverpool player picked all season!
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    Wolves are such a good side. Well managed,...

    Wolves are such a good side.

    Well managed, hard to break down and good on the break.

    Can you imagine what they're gonna do to West Brom next year in the derby?

    It will be humiliation.
  39. Jesus Christ, hoho. Posting that map? As...

    Jesus Christ, hoho. Posting that map?

    As Latindancer said "any sane person..."

    You're even worse than I imagined. Are you Mao's son?
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    That's me then but, rest assured Nammers, I'm...

    That's me then but, rest assured Nammers, I'm really supporting you.

    Don't tell anyone though. Our secret. :)
  41. I fancy Arsenal today. Edit: Luiz is playing

    I fancy Arsenal today.

    Edit: Luiz is playing
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    Wolves v Arsenal now. This will be...

    Wolves v Arsenal now.

    This will be interesting.
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    It's mental that we didn't sign him back then for...

    It's mental that we didn't sign him back then for a few million extra. Glazernomics, but every time you see him he looks like a proper United player.

    He gives the ball away quite a bit, but he...
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    ^ Mental mate that we see 4th spot as good, but...

    ^ Mental mate that we see 4th spot as good, but that's where we are at the moment.

    This team's going places though.
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    Good game that though. Don't get me wrong: I...

    Good game that though. Don't get me wrong: I prefer Wednesday night to today, but that's a United team in the making that is.

    We score goals and look like we will do every time we have the ball....
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    555 Just seen this. Proper idiot our Chitty....

    555

    Just seen this. Proper idiot our Chitty. :smileylaughing:

    No harm in him though.
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    Sixteen unbeaten now but that was a weird game...

    Sixteen unbeaten now but that was a weird game and we were very careless in possession for much of it. That said, we scored 5 and could have scored 7.

    Bournemouth are going down. That much I know....
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    Yet more Hal told you so. I was telling you...

    Yet more Hal told you so.

    I was telling you all about this lad last year. :)
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    I told you this isn't over :). We've been awful...

    I told you this isn't over :). We've been awful today so far.
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    You're a fucking idiot mate.

    You're a fucking idiot mate.
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