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    If she don't know the next morning someones done...

    If she don't know the next morning someones done a number on her she's used to bigger cock.

    Just sayin.
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    Think it was a bodgy set of plastics tits that...

    Think it was a bodgy set of plastics tits that fucked her over.
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    Would be an issue with your local immigration,...

    Would be an issue with your local immigration, typical not all function the same.
  4. Luckily it was a phone call, moment before I was...

    Luckily it was a phone call, moment before I was watching youtube.

    But yeah them witches hats are a bit hard to see when its dark.
  5. was on the phone this morning coming up to the...

    was on the phone this morning coming up to the toll and typically I dont slow (M tag) at the last minute I noticed the fuckwits barricaded the tag lanes.... took out a few witch hats swerving left to...
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    If you do your 90 in person you are then in the...

    If you do your 90 in person you are then in the system, Don't understand why some make iot so hard for themsleves.
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    Prolly concerned he would drop cloth and lay...

    Prolly concerned he would drop cloth and lay cable in the hallways.
  8. Thread: Dry July

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    Poll: I made it to 5pm.

    I made it to 5pm.
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    Congrats, you can read a calendar.

    Congrats, you can read a calendar.
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    Or the 29th !!

    Or the 29th !!
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    or do it onilne.

    or do it onilne.
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/06/814.j...

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  13. Thread: Dry July

    by Fondles
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    Poll: Nope, just got another 3 months of beer...

    Nope, just got another 3 months of beer delivered.
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    Now that winter is grabbing hold of the Mexicans...

    Now that winter is grabbing hold of the Mexicans i wonder how much of this "2nd wave" is actually wuflu and not a normal flu ?
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  16. So did she sign the car over or just ignore the...

    So did she sign the car over or just ignore the court ruling like they mostly do ?
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    hehehehehe, I see what you did there.

    hehehehehe, I see what you did there.
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    Half dozen big leo's the night before has it...

    Half dozen big leo's the night before has it dribbling out like A1 sauce.
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    I love it, except for the condo part.... no way...

    I love it, except for the condo part.... no way could I own and live in one of them.
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    Yeah lots of empty shop houses for rent in my soi...

    Yeah lots of empty shop houses for rent in my soi now, am thinking of grabbing one if the are cheap enough and have it as a private workshop/mancave and maybe setup up the rooms upstairs for my...
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    With the right texured turd its looks like...

    With the right texured turd its looks like chocolate soft serve icecream in the bowl.
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    Fit an anus grommet and wear a nappy. ...

    Fit an anus grommet and wear a nappy.

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    Poll: Wipe its arse, walk it past the BBQ and stick in...

    Wipe its arse, walk it past the BBQ and stick in on me plate.
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    Call it Cat. ...

    Call it Cat.

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    They pay the import duties ?

    They pay the import duties ?
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    Hate it when the corn kernal was not fully cooked...

    Hate it when the corn kernal was not fully cooked and ruptures the piss tube.
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    pull that cock any harder you gunna tear yaself a...

    pull that cock any harder you gunna tear yaself a new anus.
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    Re-opened June 1st.

    Re-opened June 1st.
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    Drink on the Cheap With Home-Brewed Vegemite Beer...

    Drink on the Cheap With Home-Brewed Vegemite Beer - Eater
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    If the dog is 5' tall/35kg........... she can...

    If the dog is 5' tall/35kg........... she can park that arsehole on my mouth.
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    Maybe not, Purchasing manager at my work, she's...

    Maybe not, Purchasing manager at my work, she's 50 yr's old not ugly but not attractive is about 5'8" and approx 50kg in weight.... visually I'd guess her gap to be about 50mm and is a distraction in...
  32. Do they typically habitat such shallow water ?

    Do they typically habitat such shallow water ?
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    He's technically not a real doctor either.

    He's technically not a real doctor either.
  34. Haha, sucks to be him !!

    Haha, sucks to be him !!
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    Was he drunk when he made that rear gate or is it...

    Was he drunk when he made that rear gate or is it the camera making it look wonky ?
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    Be much easier if they priced it at 0.0011488...

    Be much easier if they priced it at 0.0011488 ZWD per cm2.
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    is there a lot of pics missing ?

    is there a lot of pics missing ?
  38. For a man that is Bi-sexual I doubt the jump to...

    For a man that is Bi-sexual I doubt the jump to exclusive pillow biter is a big leap at all.
  39. Nothing been mentioned about the current border...

    Nothing been mentioned about the current border closure being extended past June 30th, not that it has any relevance to re-scheduling the postponed National Holidays.
  40. I agree, it is a good idea the schedule the 3...

    I agree, it is a good idea the schedule the 3 National Holidays that were postponed.
  41. You think Songkran is all about the (foreign)...

    You think Songkran is all about the (foreign) tourists ?
  42. Resume the school year on the 1st but make it a...

    Resume the school year on the 1st but make it a pupil free day, put the Songkran public holidays on the 2nd, 3rd and 7th with pupils back at school on the 8th.

    Minimal disruption.
  43. Prolly glass.

    Prolly glass.
  44. hahahahaha dumb fucks. Feel sorry for the truck...

    hahahahaha dumb fucks. Feel sorry for the truck driver............. I hope his piss is clean.
  45. cool, be great to duck off to me local massage...

    cool, be great to duck off to me local massage joint on Saturday for a much needed rub and tug.
  46. Was he running from his owner ?

    Was he running from his owner ?
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    G'day.

    G'day.
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    it's not dead, thats what wrong with...

    it's not dead, thats what wrong with it........... fuckin vermin.
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    Be mildly amusing if Dettol was sold in the USA...

    Be mildly amusing if Dettol was sold in the USA but alas it is not.
  50. hahahaha, grunt grunt copper cunts !! Old...

    hahahaha, grunt grunt copper cunts !!

    Old matey in the truck took em out before they could shoot the porka driver.
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