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    Mendip Good to see you have survived another day...

    Mendip
    Good to see you have survived another day and what's more seem to have retained your sense of humour.
    With those gross feet of yours and the tossers on here teasing you with food pictures,...
  2. Thread: Pool Plans

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    JPPR2 Very nice, well done. It is looking...

    JPPR2
    Very nice, well done. It is looking fantastic and seems like you are enjoying it and are happy with it so well done.
    Do the dogs go swimming voluntarily or do you have to make them jump in?
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    Mendip I don't think they will give you a...

    Mendip

    I don't think they will give you a knife as looking ahead to 14 days in solitary you might slash your wrist, better to just jump off the balcony (how high up are you by the way).

    As for...
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    I ain't blind so it was a rhetorical question...

    I ain't blind so it was a rhetorical question with a hint of sarcasm but you might have missed that. I bet Mendip didn't.

    Throughout this thread there have been numerous posts about him not having...
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    Welcome back to Thailand. I hope you have your...

    Welcome back to Thailand.
    I hope you have your jumper on as its been a bit cool here lately.
  6. Yeah but I bet they (the grandkids) are not 27. ...

    Yeah but I bet they (the grandkids) are not 27.

    My sister in law (late 40's) has a grand daughter who is 17.
  7. Here's how i see it. Man A marries Woman A and...

    Here's how i see it.

    Man A marries Woman A and they have a daughter B

    Daughter B marries and has a daughter C.

    Woman A dies and Man A marries Woman D.

    If Man A is 67 and Woman A (now...
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    Mendip I hope you weren't referring to me but if...

    Mendip
    I hope you weren't referring to me but if you were and I will admit my initial guess was a bit frivolous so here is my "serious" guess.

    Through the door at 16:50
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    My guess is 15.15 January 11th 2022.

    My guess is 15.15 January 11th 2022.
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    Mendip said: My last night will be spent...

    Mendip said:

    My last night will be spent again dining alone while trying to finish up the last of my cider and wine box. It'd be a shame to waste it!

    And not one to blow my own trumpet, but to...
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    There is a saying that laughter is the best...

    There is a saying that laughter is the best medicine so thank you Dr Mendip for a dose of the best medicine!
    I can't remember the last time I laughed so much.

    Good luck with the test.
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    No need for one there's only 8 days to go.

    No need for one there's only 8 days to go.
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    As is their right to do so. I am sure their...

    As is their right to do so.

    I am sure their have been plenty of political deaths in countries that are not Communist.

    I believe it is not necessarily the political doctrine but just human...
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    Mendip I feel for you as I had a similar...

    Mendip I feel for you as I had a similar experience once in Singapore when having an MRI.
    I had had them before and no issue but this time I got all the way in but then couldn't handle "it" whatever...
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    Mendip Merry Xmas and Happy New Year to you. I...

    Mendip
    Merry Xmas and Happy New Year to you. I hope everything works out well for you and you make safely back here.
    Try not to get too emotional tomorrow when you speak to your daughter you will...
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    Mendip You have probably said already in a...

    Mendip
    You have probably said already in a previous post why you planned to fly home in February, I think it was so you could go and see your Mum.
    But if it were me I get out of Sweden and back to...
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    Mendip I agree with David here (not the rest of...

    Mendip I agree with David here (not the rest of his moan) and find it hard to understand your dislike of "public transport".
    Surely when you go to Singapore you use their underground rail system it...
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    Interesting that someone her is saying that this...

    Interesting that someone her is saying that this poster is made by someone who doesn't get statistics, I reckon it has nothing to do with statistics but more to do with comparing facts.
    Being a...
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    I had an American friend who used to eat at the...

    I had an American friend who used to eat at the mesh same as me when I was working in Indonesia who, when asked "What's the food like?" would reply, "It'll make a turd!"
    So I guess you, at least,...
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    Mendip You do realise that when you eventually...

    Mendip
    You do realise that when you eventually get back to Korat things won't be the same after all the time that has elapsed.
    Your digs will all bark at you and want to bite you.
    Your daughter...
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    Mendip replied ^ Go for it David, I'm...

    Mendip replied

    ^ Go for it David, I'm intrigued...

    But just so you know, I'm not buying any more socks! :)


    SO
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    I don't give a rats arse about what anyone thinks...

    I don't give a rats arse about what anyone thinks of me.
    If they (Thai's) have a laugh at my expense then that's OK by me as I certainly do laugh at some of the things they do and believe.

    The...
  23. Thread: Pool Plans

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    JPPR2 In the picture above, have you thought...

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    In the picture above, have you thought about using a plank of a different colour (sorry for the spelling) for the short bits on the outer edge nearest to the house I think it would make it...
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    For me personally I don't believe that I should...

    For me personally I don't believe that I should force my beliefs onto anyone so I would only ever say, "I don't think it is right to do that" and then leave it up to them to decide what they want to...
  25. Thread: Pool Plans

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    JPPR2 Couldn't you get the planks long enough to...

    JPPR2
    Couldn't you get the planks long enough to cover the width along the side of the pool in one piece?

    I would use the offset design shown above if it were up to me.

    Can you post a close up...
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    Pragmatic I can't believe you even asked the...

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    I can't believe you even asked the question as you have been living here for some time now and should know better.
    In Thailand if you have a problem, in this case doing homework, and you...
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    Mendip As I have never had a retirement Visa I...

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    As I have never had a retirement Visa I am really not sure what is required but as for re-entry permit/s that is easy. If and when you get your Visa issued or when you get your extension...
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    Mendip Do something special for yourself and...

    Mendip
    Do something special for yourself and instead of chicken for Christmas day order in a Hooker and get yourself laid!!!

    The magnificent feeling might not last long but it would be worth it....
  29. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    Mendip I think your boy (above) must have snuck...

    Mendip
    I think your boy (above) must have snuck up to my place as I recently hatched 12 chickens and every one of them is black.
    Bit suspicious to me.

    60820
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    Does that mean you are going to take a day off? ...

    Does that mean you are going to take a day off? Or are you going shopping after work?

    Don't forget to buy some nice warm socks that don't have holes in them.

    Did you investigate buying...
  31. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    Mendip I think it is actually the hand sanitiser...

    Mendip
    I think it is actually the hand sanitiser spray more than the Epsom salts but it seems to have worked.
    I never did see anything that might have been an abscess or any swelling / redness in...
  32. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    Well it is a good day today I now have 2 hens...

    Well it is a good day today I now have 2 hens laying. I got 2 eggs yesterday but wasn't sure if I had forgotten to collect the previous days, so I waited and today 2 eggs again so all is good in the...
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    KW You do know he's a geologist don't you, smart...

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    You do know he's a geologist don't you, smart and geologist just never go together!

    Mendip
    If you bought a cap like that you would look like a dork, so i suppose you would then be a "daft...
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    Mendip Just change the socks to the other foot...

    Mendip
    Just change the socks to the other foot then the holes will be on the outside i.e. no problem
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    OK I apologise for calling you a miser but I am...

    OK I apologise for calling you a miser but I am now gonna say you are totally daft.
    Cold and need a Jumper, head cold so need a beanie, toes sticking out of the socks so need new socks!!!
    I am...
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    JPPR2 In my long ago past I remember reading...

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    In my long ago past I remember reading about that pools have a non-return valve fitted in the bottom of them to prevent ground water pressure causing them to "raise" out of the ground. Does...
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    Mendip That looks mighty fine and not a bottle...

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    That looks mighty fine and not a bottle of sauce in sight. I think I could really enjoy eating that.
    Well done you're finally being a bit adventurous by foregoing the fish and chips with...
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    Mendip There is still time for you to take...

    Mendip

    There is still time for you to take Friday off and to enjoy some sunshine!

    While I admire your desire to do the right thing by your heroic plant it is also easy to be a problem.
    In...
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    My latest experience with taxi's was 2 weeks ago in Korat.
    I needed to get from the Ford dealers where they were working on my car to the Mall.
    Taxi called jump in and off we go meter running so I...
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    JPPR2 It just isn't Thai style no power boards...

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    It just isn't Thai style no power boards and extension cables laying all over the place what will the neighbours think?

    Actually I think the lights are great and give off plenty of light. ...
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/misc/quote_icon.png...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by Mendip https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/buttons/viewpost-right.png
    I'd already crossed off the jumper as I think I have one back...
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    I have read his posts on TV (if he's the same...

    I have read his posts on TV (if he's the same guy) and he is coming across here as a bit of a different persona.
    I think he must think it is the way to go i.e. being a twit like a few on here.
    His...
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    Mendip I know you lived in Perth so did you ever...

    Mendip
    I know you lived in Perth so did you ever ask for "Durex" while there.
    You might have got a shock if you did.
    We Aussie's call sticky/Scotch tape "Durex".
    I can't believe you were such a...
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/misc/quote_icon.png...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by ootai https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/buttons/viewpost-right.pngmendip

    Take care mate and try to stay positive.





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    Wasp No need for the thanks I did nothing. ...

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    No need for the thanks I did nothing.

    What i would like to know is what did you or should I say Missy do to solve the problem?

    Its good to know you are still alive and kicking.
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    mendip All I can do to help is wish you the best...

    mendip
    All I can do to help is wish you the best and hope the test result is negative.
    If it is you might want to exit Sweden ASAP but where to go to that is the question!
    I was wondering why you...
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    This must be one of those "re-education schools" that the Government use so often to teach people to be obedient and not to argue with authority.
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/misc/quote_icon.png...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/buttons/viewpost-right.png
    I am a progressive voter , and I understand the...
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    It depends on what the Senate is there for. It...

    It depends on what the Senate is there for. It is a house of review and each state has equal numbers of Senators so that each state has supposedly the same representation.
    The Lower house is where...
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