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    :) ...

    :)

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    Got any snaps of your new girlfriend, Simon?:) ...

    Got any snaps of your new girlfriend, Simon?:)

    When you tire of her, you should take her to one of those Asian homemade rocket festivals.
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    As for flags, Malawi's has great significance......

    As for flags, Malawi's has great significance...

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    The best flag though, has to be The Union Jack for me. It does appear on the flags of...
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    ^ I think the only people us Brits rank above ...

    ^ I think the only people us Brits rank above when it comes to hygiene is actually the French.

    I bet we buy more razor blades:)




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    You sausage scoffing, garlic shrimp barbecuing,...

    You sausage scoffing, garlic shrimp barbecuing, laderhosen, birkenstock and white sock wearing, surrender monkey:)
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    ^ Korat fossil museum :)

    ^ Korat fossil museum :)
  7. Thread: Breakfast

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    Talking of Muslim shite. If you go to McDonalds...

    Talking of Muslim shite. If you go to McDonalds here, no one knows what a hamburger is. And if you wanna order a hamburger happy meal, you have to order a cheeseburger happy meal and ask for it...
  8. Thread: Breakfast

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    Less fat and more protein compared to proper...

    Less fat and more protein compared to proper bacon but is an abomination like Turkey ham mentioned above and chicken fuckin sausage.
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    :)
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    Nice one on you finding work, Mendy This...

    Nice one on you finding work, Mendy



    This is what Thai immigration is like at the moment mate...
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    Looks like murder, with chairs going...
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    Sticky: This is the workout thread, not the body parts...

    This is the workout thread, not the body parts you've brushed up against whilst stood in the doorway at school thread.:)
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    Another record for Citeh. The first time Pep...

    Another record for Citeh.

    The first time Pep has ever lost 3 straight away games
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    Bugger
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    Saints 1-0 Ederson lobbed like Seaman:)

    Saints 1-0

    Ederson lobbed like Seaman:)
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    ^ I'm hoping he stays on the bench, I will have...

    ^ I'm hoping he stays on the bench, I will have Greenwood replacing him:) That won't happen though.
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    Citeh panicky at the back and not looking great...

    Citeh panicky at the back and not looking great with de Bruyne on the bench.
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    ^ Good work:) :tumbs:

    ^ Good work:) :tumbs:
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    Ooh dear

    Did they taste better than they look?
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    On the contrary. That's all that Martial is, a...

    On the contrary. That's all that Martial is, a one dimensional striker of the ball after someone feeds him it on a plate. He does have a nice finish in him though.


    Who would you rather play...
  20. The trials and tribulations of being a Gooner

    The trials and tribulations of being a Gooner
  21. Thread: Dry July

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    Poll: I haven't touched a drop since Friday before...

    I haven't touched a drop since Friday before last. So 9 days really.

    Stopping alcohol, for me, is easy compared to packing up IQOS heated cigarettes of which I'm on day 5 cold Turkey.
    That IQOS...
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    ^ Firmino who plays as a false 9 and hasn't...

    ^ Firmino who plays as a false 9 and hasn't scored at home all season taints those remarkable stats.
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    Looking bad for next years Rumbelows Cup as it...

    Looking bad for next years Rumbelows Cup as it stands
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    Up the Arse!!!!:)

    Up the Arse!!!!:)
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    Yep, Wasn't looking anywhere near that before...

    Yep, Wasn't looking anywhere near that before Bruno signed.

    The FA and Europa Cup double would be a great entrance into next season. One would be nice actually:)
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    Looking good.
  27. It's a funny old game.:) shit or bust now

    It's a funny old game.:)

    shit or bust now
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    Oh Bruno!!!! Fucking rampant

    Oh Bruno!!!!

    Fucking rampant
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    Get in Greenwood!!!

    Get in Greenwood!!!
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    If only Tony could hold the ball up and take some...

    If only Tony could hold the ball up and take some pressure off:)
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    Ffs. Take that fuckin Bailly off quick

    Ffs.

    Take that fuckin Bailly off quick
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    Ooh dear... squeaky bum time:)

    Ooh dear... squeaky bum time:)
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    You thought Sterling had scored a hat trick in a...

    You thought Sterling had scored a hat trick in a 5-0 win the other night, Magoo:)
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    I've never seen Lukaku score one like that.......

    I've never seen Lukaku score one like that.... Ciz?:)
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    1 shot all half, 1 goal. He has had a touch...

    1 shot all half, 1 goal.

    He has had a touch every two and a half minutes in this game. That's about twice his normal work rate.

    Ole will pull him off on 60 mins with cramp:)
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    :tumbs: :)

    :tumbs:

    :)
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    She? has bigger feet than Harry Maguire:) ...

    She? has bigger feet than Harry Maguire:)

    And why are you multi nicking?:)
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    I dunno, he should have had a couple against...

    I dunno, he should have had a couple against Sheffield, along with the two assists.

    Tonight may well be his night, now I've dropped him for Jesus:)
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    That's 2/2 teflers on here today who can't...

    That's 2/2 teflers on here today who can't abstain for 2 days.

    God bless those poor Asian kids.:)
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    Put the fuckin bottle down Willie, you're...

    Put the fuckin bottle down Willie, you're torturing me:)
  41. Thread: Dry July

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    Poll: Or try uploading when sober, you alcoholic fuck.

    Or try uploading when sober, you alcoholic fuck.
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  44. Jesus Christ, Halge

    Jesus Christ, Halge
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    Enjoy it again when sober:)

    Enjoy it again when sober:)
  46. Thread: Dinner

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    ^ you borrowed Marilyn's cookbook?:)

    ^ you borrowed Marilyn's cookbook?:)
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    ^ seven

    ^ seven
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    Citeh guard of honour:)

    Anyone remember when Man U won the league and Arsenal gave a guard of honour to a bunch of kids that Fergie...
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    ^ Wheres your saved data from this season and my...

    ^ Wheres your saved data from this season and my 100 ringgit?:)
  50. Thread: Dry July

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    Poll: Nearly completed day 2 with no alcohol or e-cigs....

    Nearly completed day 2 with no alcohol or e-cigs. It's also the 5th day of my 16 hour fasting.

    It's all in the mind, and fridge and larder
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