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  1. Just takes one to kick it off again.

    Just takes one to kick it off again.
  2. I heard in the old days they used to bequeath the...

    I heard in the old days they used to bequeath the lush fields and plantations to the boys and shit beach stuff to the girls.

    That didn't pan out as intended.
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    Sticky: I think it will end with China coming out the...

    I think it will end with China coming out the other end damaged but relatively unscathed, and a lurch in the general direction of what was the trend anyway, toward China as the challenger; won't...
  4. Shit happens, neighbour of mine unwittingly...

    Shit happens, neighbour of mine unwittingly disturbed a nest and ended up in hospital with severe pain, a broken arm and a rather unpleasant 180k bill not including aftercare.
  5. There's only one alternative to being old, and...

    There's only one alternative to being old, and most people try to avoid it.
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    They'll need to nick a few bikes to pay the fine,...

    They'll need to nick a few bikes to pay the fine, when they get out.
  7. Thread: Another FAIL!

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    Another FAIL!

    Man fails after double attempt gold robbery.

    A man failed to get any gold after he attempted 2 times to rob a gold shop. The man was arrested while still inside a gold shop, claiming he wanted...
  8. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Why do kids have to be so effing honest! Met a...

    Why do kids have to be so effing honest!

    Met a young chap yesterday, got chatting, he's well into rescue animals, has loads at home and also carries some of them around the world, with the right...
  9. Agree with all of that, but now in my 20th year...

    Agree with all of that, but now in my 20th year and have been dragged toward cynicism.
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/07/262.j...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/07/262.jpg

    :smileylaughing:
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    It hasn't quite caught on yet, the peasantry are...

    It hasn't quite caught on yet, the peasantry are still hooked on Russiagate, BLM, trying to figure how to cover for top leftists involved in the Epstein saga while blasting any conservative names...
  12. Teacher thoughts on this one: My youngest...

    Teacher thoughts on this one: My youngest constantly complains that he's being punished at school by Thai teachers, even when he's done or thinks he's done nothing wrong. He's old enough and...
  13. Many people, esp those prone not to know too mutt...

    Many people, esp those prone not to know too mutt about the mechanics of driving, don't realise that the vehicle steers in the direction you are looking; which is why rubberneckers are a danger close...
  14. Many farang-type establishments won't be...

    Many farang-type establishments won't be reopening, some landlords gave discounts through the lockdown but it seems not enough to keep the owners interested, while some in Central Pattaya didn't care...
  15. Even so, someone would be posted on approach...

    Even so, someone would be posted on approach waving a plastic bag. Well, when there were plastic bags, maybe the supermarkets could save lives if they weren't so stingy.
  16. Nothing new about this, from about 10 years ago...

    Nothing new about this, from about 10 years ago I've rated that as the filthiest Thai beach I have had the displeasure to visit on several occasions, which takes some doing!

    And stop blaming the...
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    Gripping movie, the book must be better.

    Gripping movie, the book must be better.
  18. Thread: Step One Nears

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    Is 'civil partnership' same as marriage, when did...

    Is 'civil partnership' same as marriage, when did marriage become taboo, and do offenders get jail or banishment?

    Help keep us old folks safe, we need to be updated on current acceptable language.
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    :smileylaughing:

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  20. Trounced by whom, Biden? ...

    Trounced by whom, Biden?

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
  21. It's no freak accident when you mow through...

    It's no freak accident when you mow through people on what should be a clear road, you're either high or intended to kill them.
  22. Hair, hemlines and anthem, fcuking nuts if you...

    Hair, hemlines and anthem, fcuking nuts if you ask me, these obsessives need a cultural makeover.
  23. Bought some before it became controversial,...

    Bought some before it became controversial, nibble like a virgin on her first dick put me off so never used it; does that count?
  24. Never looked at it like that, filth we are and...

    Never looked at it like that, filth we are and always have been.
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    Sticky: Why acid, what's wrong with waving bible pages at...

    Why acid, what's wrong with waving bible pages at the infected!
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    One way to find out.

    One way to find out.
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    Some serious political and medical negligence...

    Some serious political and medical negligence when almost half the UK death toll comes from the care industry.

    And Bojo, like his soul mate across the wet bit, could do well to just stfu.
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    That hurt more than sqwiril's snipes, which I'm...

    That hurt more than sqwiril's snipes, which I'm sure nobody takes seriously. Well, maybe he does.

    I'm not a Trump 'lover', but comparing the two candidates, had the Dems come up with anyone that...
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    Sad but true, many are incapable of thinking...

    Sad but true, many are incapable of thinking beyond their immediate needs and emotions.
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    As mamasan, 20m known $$ from 2007-11 plus...

    As mamasan, 20m known $$ from 2007-11 plus unknowable extras is significant compensation. But I really don't think she has the stomach for suicide, has no wish to be assisted in that endeavour, and...
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    The only thing I know about bats is nobody knows...

    The only thing I know about bats is nobody knows why they always fly left out of their cave, or it may be right, I think left, but could be wrong.
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    Myanmar girl, 5, raped and killed

    Myanmar girl, 5, raped and killed

    A five-year-old Myanmar girl was found raped and murdered on Saturday (July 4) in the forest in Tak province.

    The police went to Muhajireen community in Mae...
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    I never thought I wouldn't touch him/her with a...

    I never thought I wouldn't touch him/her with a 6' pole would become national policy, but here we are!
  34. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Never think you're smart, because you will end up...

    Never think you're smart, because you will end up scratching your head wondering htf did it go wrong!

    The conditions were right, and whatever surprise they had for me was doomed to fail as it was...
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    I think it's in her best interests to fully...

    I think it's in her best interests to fully cooperate with those keeping her alive, now that her protection under Berman was blown and busted, name names and tell them where the possibly literal...
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    I thought so too, and some sources have suggested...

    I thought so too, and some sources have suggested pre-teen, but Sheriff says 17, maybe he meant Maxwell dismissed the younger ones as unsuitable.

    17 it is, Sheriff said so.

    Afaik, if an...
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    Sticky: With scary virus news trickling through and...

    With scary virus news trickling through and 'experts' still in blind conflict, I wouldn't call reopening the Louvre progress, more like folly.

    The urgency to reopen could quickly double the death...
  38. Technically illegal, though I can't imagine them...

    Technically illegal, though I can't imagine them being arrested for overstay, and that's IF the authorities have not installed visa relief measures.
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    I didn't see that bit, where it says the abused...

    I didn't see that bit, where it says the abused girls were 17, which in many parts of the world is legal for consensual sex anyway.
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    Sticky: https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/07/94.jp...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/07/94.jpg

    Add India and Brazil, a few more for rest of the world, and that's a scary picture.
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/07/90.jp...

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    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/07/89.jp...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/07/89.jpg

    Statue of Liberty being built in Paris, 1886.
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/07/88.jpg
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    Sticky: If those numbers are close to truthful I think...

    If those numbers are close to truthful I think we've done extremely well. Much of SEAsia that understand what China represents, started taking precautions as soon as the CPC says don't worry...
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    Other names that keep cropping up are Andrew...

    Other names that keep cropping up are Andrew Albert Christian Edward but we know about him, and that Gates guy, never took him for a kiddie fiddler, maybe he was just a poor judge of character like...
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    I hear the Clintons are shocked and saddened by...

    I hear the Clintons are shocked and saddened by her imminent suicide.
  47. Firearms including assault rifles and grenades,...

    Firearms including assault rifles and grenades, can't think of too many friendly uses for those, esp if the gun lobby succeed in clamping down on legal ownership.

    Interesting also that UK has 10k...
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    :smileylaughing:

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  49. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Just as well you didn't make a profit, they would...

    Just as well you didn't make a profit, they would have shredded you.
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    It narks me to see politicians wearing a military...

    It narks me to see politicians wearing a military uniform; and also that western leaders don't seem to mind.
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