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  1. ^ You'd need a bag of speed to not fall asleep...

    ^ You'd need a bag of speed to not fall asleep around these pompous twats.:)
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    He says he splashed out, but its in fukkin DJ Pat...

    He says he splashed out, but its in fukkin DJ Pat holidaying territory.:) and I'm guessing Farang cooking is not high on their agenda?
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    There'll be more meat on that pet dove

    There'll be more meat on that pet dove
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    On it like a car bonnet next Tuesday... ...

    On it like a car bonnet next Tuesday...

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    :)
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    ^ lay that fukkin quadruple bud and stick your...

    ^ lay that fukkin quadruple bud and stick your furlough on that 11-2.

    This time next year Rodney
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    King Kev out for 6 weeks. Man U's title...

    King Kev out for 6 weeks.

    Man U's title chances have just increased hugely.

    They are 11-2 with the bookies at the moment.

    Lump on.:)
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    ^ What goes well with Captain Morgan rum? ...

    ^ What goes well with Captain Morgan rum?

    Asking for a friend
  8. Thread: Manwiches

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    Thats not my sammich. How rude:)

    Thats not my sammich.

    How rude:)
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    Nope. I'm taking a day off for Mendy... although...

    Nope. I'm taking a day off for Mendy... although I do love the taste of a crisp refreshing Stella when I enter the door and there's no better sound in the world than breaking the scab off an ice cold...
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    ^ And your wingman:)

    ^ And your wingman:)
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    ^If it was decent Tequila, you wouldn't need salt...

    ^If it was decent Tequila, you wouldn't need salt and lime and it would taste quite smooth.

    Whats that American place that moved from 22 to the corner at Ekamai?

    They sell nice tequila that...
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    ^ He's played that stealth wank game before......

    ^ He's played that stealth wank game before... and lost:)

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    Fish Friday... mmmmm:)
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    I heard you can use the pool from day 11...

    I heard you can use the pool from day 11 onwards, Mendy. You have got one there, right?:)
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    ^ i doubt that'll download on his monitored hotel...

    ^ i doubt that'll download on his monitored hotel wifi
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/01/674.j...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/01/674.jpg
    :)
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/01/673.j...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/01/673.jpg
    :)
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/01/672.j...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/01/672.jpg
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    How big has your arse become ? You can buy...

    How big has your arse become ?

    You can buy box sets of what us slimmer fellas call 'briefs':)

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    There's 14 in there, although you can get...
  19. Thread: Manwiches

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    Marvellous ...

    Marvellous

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    ^ said the 25 time TD flounce champion:)

    ^ said the 25 time TD flounce champion:)
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    We're not fat Mendy,we are big boned. Get your...

    We're not fat Mendy,we are big boned.

    Get your laughing gear around this...
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    I'm sure I saw thst photo last year somewhere:)

    I'm sure I saw thst photo last year somewhere:)
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    I've been trying to get a weightbench and...

    I've been trying to get a weightbench and weights.

    Sold out everywhere here due to Covid.

    Those cable things are shite Mendip, you are better off and will see much better gains with free...
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    ^ Show us your muscles then Eddie:)

    ^ Show us your muscles then Eddie:)
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    A 3 hour detour around Pattaya's Siamburis,...

    A 3 hour detour around Pattaya's Siamburis, Corner shop and Siam Expat will put that right. Probably have Easter eggs in now too and peas are a given. Top up on the best steak and kidney pies at...
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    Sticky: How did we get it from bats then?:)

    How did we get it from bats then?:)
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/01/601.j...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/01/601.jpg
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    He's not been going through the little uns advent...

    He's not been going through the little uns advent calendar too?:)
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    I had a funny dream about United winning the...

    I had a funny dream about United winning the league:)
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    Ruben Loftus Cheek and Lookman will keep them up

    Ruben Loftus Cheek and Lookman will keep them up
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    Phew. Get In:)

    Phew.

    Get In:)
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    Ooh la la, lar:)

    Ooh la la, lar:)
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    Just one more mucker:)

    Just one more mucker:)
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    Every time, without fail:smileylaughing: Bruno...

    Every time, without fail:smileylaughing:

    Bruno turning it on now.
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/01/594.j...

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    Cyrille, United's 12th man tonight:)
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    Cheatin kunts

    Cheatin kunts
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    Villa peppering that City goal:)

    Villa peppering that City goal:)
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    I expected more Jeff, along the lines of starting...

    I expected more Jeff, along the lines of starting smoking cigarettes or opium
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    Disclaimer- Theres about a 50 year stint in jail...

    Disclaimer- Theres about a 50 year stint in jail in Tingtongland for distilling your own booze:)
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    Shit just got real Mendy. Order some peas...

    Shit just got real Mendy.

    Order some peas tomorrow, use those 50 sachets of sugar they gave you and improvise some of your manky foot yeast and Viola... Heavenly Homemade Pea Gin:)


    Pea...
  41. Thread: Koh Chang

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    Yep, nice one. Greened. Love Koh Chang. Great...

    Yep, nice one. Greened. Love Koh Chang. Great pics and write up.
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    Take up football like Armstrong, he must be about...

    Take up football like Armstrong, he must be about 8 stone soaking wet. He talks of drinking beer all the time and eats worse than Chitty)
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    How far is the school away? Walk to it whilst...

    How far is the school away? Walk to it whilst your daughter cycles.
    Hang on, aren't the kids off school?






    You'll burn even more calories in that and all those rabbid soi dogs aren't so...
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    ^ Its only 100 baht a day to hire a scooter:)

    ^ Its only 100 baht a day to hire a scooter:)
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    Dont listen to Cyrille about BMI or whey. Wait...

    Dont listen to Cyrille about BMI or whey.

    Wait til Spring, and you can follow my Dilph Lungren thread

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    Go slow, catch monkey
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    I can't believe how strict that 2 week isolation...

    I can't believe how strict that 2 week isolation you are going through is.

    Fuck that for a laugh
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    Its brisk 10k walks you need mate, slowly built...

    Its brisk 10k walks you need mate, slowly built up so those cankles can take it.:) and a nutritionist and possibly your stomach stapled.

    I'll join you in Spring when I come out of hibernation:)
    ...
  48. Thread: Manwiches

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    I dunno mate. I wouldn't kick you out a bed for a...

    I dunno mate. I wouldn't kick you out a bed for a few crumbs from your half:)
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    Was gonna buy a lot of poncey ciders but Magners...

    Was gonna buy a lot of poncey ciders but Magners are on offer at 10 for 200 baht, so just bought the one Rattler, which hit the spot in this balmy 10 degree freak heatwave we're having:) It also...
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    Hey Sherlock, he's been a member here for 13...

    Hey Sherlock, he's been a member here for 13 years:)
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