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    Not knocking Pat (well, I am, but I'm not), but...

    Not knocking Pat (well, I am, but I'm not), but how long do you think he will keep this up for until he runs out of material.

    I'm guessing he is doing this for monetary reasons and not for love as...
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    ^^ That's what I was thinking, but didn't want to...

    ^^ That's what I was thinking, but didn't want to look silly. :)
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    Has everyone missed the elephant in the room? ...

    Has everyone missed the elephant in the room?

    https://teakdoor.com/attachments/the-kitchen/65328d1614776114-baked-bean-thread-img_20210303_214713-jpg

    Why hell are you using an ice-lolly stick...
  4. Thread: The UFC thread

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    ^ Zero guard. Nearly every punch got through....

    ^ Zero guard. Nearly every punch got through. Didn't matter where they came from, they mostly landed.

    Looking again, she walked into most of them.
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    Looks fantastic.

    Looks fantastic.
  6. I have to pay an entrance fee to spend money at a...

    I have to pay an entrance fee to spend money at a night market?

    What do you get for this fee?
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    ...I wonder how many of you perves clicked play...

    ...I wonder how many of you perves clicked play and went straight to 8:52? :rolleyes:
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    ^ I liked it when Samri got her knockers out at...

    ^ I liked it when Samri got her knockers out at 8:52 :)
  9. Thread: Dinner

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    Looper - How would you eat him? Chinese Girl -...

    Looper - How would you eat him?

    Chinese Girl - How?

    Looper - Yeah, how would you like him cooked?

    Chinese Girl (in the voice of Attenborough) - How? Rare.
    ...
  10. Thread: Dinner

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    Bloody hell, I know they eat bats and stuff, but...

    Bloody hell, I know they eat bats and stuff, but you need to tell her that eating an Attenborough is off-limits.

    The bloke is a Demi-God!
  11. Probably the old girl forgot. If she can't...

    Probably the old girl forgot.

    If she can't even remember what day it happened, then it seems the brain cells are diminishing.

    ...or she lost 400 at cards and told this story to her husband?...
  12. Thread: Breakfast

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    On a diet? :)

    On a diet? :)
  13. Thread: Airline News

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    ^^ Just looking for confirmation. So no RR...

    ^^ Just looking for confirmation. So no RR engines were involved?

    --EDIT--

    Reconfirmed the info that I was looking for...

    UA328 was operated by 777-200 registered N772UA. It is the fifth 777...
  14. Thread: Daily Moan

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    ^ Settings - Device care - Storage You will...

    ^ Settings - Device care - Storage

    You will then see what is eating your storage (docs/images/vids/audio/apps) and delete the bastard from there.
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    Slowly looks around the room and realises you're...

    Slowly looks around the room and realises you're talking about me. :rolleyes:
  16. Thread: Daily Moan

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    ^ Sorry ootai, No Bogon Tip for that one. ...

    ^ Sorry ootai, No Bogon Tip for that one.

    Hopefully, Harry or some tech-savvy poster will give you a heads-up.
  17. Thread: Daily Moan

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    If Android... Settings - Apps - look at the...

    If Android...

    Settings - Apps - look at the size of the apps and click on the ones that are a large size (over XXXMB or anything over a GB).

    Click on Storage and clear cache.

    Should free up...
  18. Area traffic control (ATC) systems process signal...

    Area traffic control (ATC) systems process signal timing plans according to traffic demand throughout the day. However, the existing ATC systems in Thailand are a pre-timed control with fixed timing...
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    Friends suggestion and well worth the small...

    Friends suggestion and well worth the small amount of investment for such an amazing return .
    Over the messages for only 2 days then video chats. Met at Bangkok Airport, it was love ❤️ at first...
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    ^ Racist. Bottom left of the chalkboard. :)

    ^ Racist.

    Bottom left of the chalkboard. :)
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    dollop is a natural rotational ambigram. ...

    dollop is a natural rotational ambigram.

    Basically, you can rotate the word 180 degrees and it will still be the same.

    --Example--

    dollop (spelt normally)

    dollop (after being rotated 180...
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    Stuff that. If I found a spider that big on my...

    Stuff that.

    If I found a spider that big on my property, I would be selling the place and moving at least 2 provinces away.

    *taking the missus would be optional. :)
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    Poll: Always wanted to learn Jeff Only 1 known...

    Always wanted to learn Jeff

    Only 1 known native speaker of the language, HuangLao.
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    Racist. What's the matter with Asian chopsticks?...

    Racist. What's the matter with Asian chopsticks? What makes the Irish ones so much better?
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    Trick question. Not in Brum. Were you visiting...

    Trick question.

    Not in Brum. Were you visiting family?
  26. This is the method Richard Pryor used to get rich...

    This is the method Richard Pryor used to get rich in Superman 3.
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    The 3500 actually. Latest upgrade.

    The 3500 actually. Latest upgrade.
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    Nice one Withers You due a trip to Bangkok...

    Nice one Withers

    You due a trip to Bangkok soon?

    Just purchased Bogon Mansions 2.0. She is twice the size as the old one and got the interior designer to put a bar in. Hope you can come and...
  29. Thread: RIP Bitcoin

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    Why are you putting all your eggs in one basket?...

    Why are you putting all your eggs in one basket?

    Why not buy $4k of 4 different shares with $1k held as cash to use to either average up or down?

    There are numerous good plays at any time, and...
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    1. Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads....

    1. Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads. Back to the fututre
    2. It's not personal Sonny, it's strictly business. ???
    3. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill....
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    *bowels

    *bowels
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    Nice one AO. Out of greens.

    Nice one AO.

    Out of greens.
  33. Bogon Tip #842 Move the pan down and left a...

    Bogon Tip #842

    Move the pan down and left a bit. The eggs will cook quicker.
    ...
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    Mendip watch --UPDATE-- He seems to be...

    Mendip watch

    --UPDATE--

    He seems to be creating a bit of a stir in the Soi 7 Biergarden.

    https://teakdoor.com/clear.gif
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    Mendip watch Spotted getting pizza around Soi...

    Mendip watch

    Spotted getting pizza around Soi 4 area.

    https://teakdoor.com/clear.gif

    https://teakdoor.com/clear.gif
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    Enjoy civvy street Mendip.

    Enjoy civvy street Mendip.
  37. ^ You could probably still take a zero off that...

    ^ You could probably still take a zero off that Harry.

    The bloke is supposed to be an alpha male. If you call bullshit, then it needs to be backed up.

    I have the proof on 3 clicks of my mouse....
  38. ^ I would, but I like the thought of a $500 bet....

    ^ I would, but I like the thought of a $500 bet.

    Not big enough to scare him off or not to pay up.
  39. ^ Want me to post up a screenshot? Obviously,...

    ^ Want me to post up a screenshot?

    Obviously, this is a bet, so how much do you wanna put down?

    --EDIT--

    I will even give you the number of a small trade of GME i sold 2 days back for...
  40. I went on with how much GME stock I had, and what...

    I went on with how much GME stock I had, and what I paid for them.

    I've told a few people the past few days this info and if they are members here, then my identity would be rumbled and the...
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    Best read the title. It says you only have 20...

    Best read the title. It says you only have 20 minutes.

    How fast is your PC?
  42. --DELETED-- I gave too much personal info...

    --DELETED--

    I gave too much personal info about myself.

    Sorry.
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    Wearing them sandals might give you the power to...

    Wearing them sandals might give you the power to turn water into wine.

    They did say that Jesus would come in a different form.

    The second coming is upon us.
  44. ...and a poo to finish off.

    ...and a poo to finish off.
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    ^^ I think it's the tongue.

    ^^ I think it's the tongue.
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    Nice design Dirk. ^ If evenly spaced, then the...

    Nice design Dirk.

    ^ If evenly spaced, then the 160cm measurement should be 164cm.

    Material 2cm thick and 84cm from bottom of 1st shelf to top of 2nd shelf.

    Gap from top of 2nd to bottom of...
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    Orange is the new black Who killed Gilbert Grape...

    Orange is the new black
    Who killed Gilbert Grape
    Appleocalypse now

    ...or any Melon Gibson film
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    ^ It's my council estate upbringing shining...

    ^ It's my council estate upbringing shining through. :)
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    Bogon Tip #953 After simmering, put them in...

    Bogon Tip #953

    After simmering, put them in the oven or under a grill for a few mins. Toughens the skins up and gives it the chip shop effect.
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    It's 40k per month or 400k lump sum. If using the...

    It's 40k per month or 400k lump sum. If using the lump sum route, the wife transfers 400,000k of her savings into your account no less than 2 months before your application and you give it back to...
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