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  1. No need to play catch-up, being tooled up is good...

    No need to play catch-up, being tooled up is good enough.
  2. You obviously missed it, immigration solved the...

    You obviously missed it, immigration solved the lack of tourists by insisting that everyone entering the Kingdom must have $100k insurance that covers CV19. If that doesn't have them rioting to enter...
  3. Thread: Daily Moan

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    UNFAIR, we need more repo, I keep running out of...

    UNFAIR, we need more repo, I keep running out of it on the sexy gifs thread!
  4. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: Can't get Jimmy to voluntarily enter the pool,...

    Can't get Jimmy to voluntarily enter the pool, and he panics for the steps when I dunk and support him; any special tricks?
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    Koh Lan open, but not accommodation providers;...

    Koh Lan open, but not accommodation providers; maybe I've been in LoS too long, but anyone know whose bil owns the ferries?
  6. Agreed, with no new outbreak and a blinding...

    Agreed, with no new outbreak and a blinding overall result compared with far more advanced countries, there's still the matter of control to address, to let the people know that their glorious...
  7. Thread: Joe Biden

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    ^up there Trump will be chuffed to know he's...

    ^up there
    Trump will be chuffed to know he's racing against Biden and Pocahontas.
    Probably won't bother harvesting votes till Nov 2.
  8. Armstrong where are you?

    Armstrong where are you?
  9. They must have got the schematics from the...

    They must have got the schematics from the internet, or maybe from the Pentagon.
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    Gov schools were supposed to open, teachers...

    Gov schools were supposed to open, teachers called in to prepare with measures of the day, then last I heard they got the next two weeks off because nobody has a clue what ministerial diktats are...
  11. Good that our glorious leaders allow people to...

    Good that our glorious leaders allow people to visit porn sites; as the world progresses it's only a matter of time before they allow prostitution.
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    Can't see anything wrong with that, after what's...

    Can't see anything wrong with that, after what's happened to the world this complements other recent cunning immigration plans to restore the Thai tourism industry.
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    :smileylaughing:
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    Sticky: The way govs have scrambled to do what they think...

    The way govs have scrambled to do what they think is best for their own people and to hell with others, I'd say whoever gets it first will be the most favoured, feared, and however they dish it out...
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    Sticky: 5 Masseurs + Qatar? Looks like they picked it up...

    5 Masseurs + Qatar? Looks like they picked it up from unidentified infected clients that have been or still are spreading it to others, and probably shared it among an unknown number of other clients...
  16. That's part of the long game 'arry, sure they can...

    That's part of the long game 'arry, sure they can wait for 2047 but what a coup if they can get the claws in sooner.

    If this current play earns China any progress or concessions at all, they win,...
  17. I don't write them for you, it's adult stuff. ...

    I don't write them for you, it's adult stuff.

    this. one. is. for. you. or. of. course. you. could. simply. scroll. on. but. if. you. really. have. nothing. more. exciting. to. occupy. your. life....
  18. Not having a go, just saying, we're all adults...

    Not having a go, just saying, we're all adults here: You are playing a short game, you will be dead in 4 or 8 years, and until then have established rules that you must continuously observe under...
  19. Ditto, get it that China is playing a long game...

    Ditto, get it that China is playing a long game and qf doesn't care a toss what polite people think; you may be pissed off but won't stop buying their gear.

    They're a fine upstanding member of...
  20. Thread: Joe Biden

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    When you're bored, I mean so bored that you don't...

    When you're bored, I mean so bored that you don't mind watching a random potus appearance, would you prefer to watch Boosh or Trump?
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    Sticky: ^ Those estimates are with 5-12 day lags. ...

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    Those estimates are with 5-12 day lags.

    This big whoosh is from uChicago with a 5 and 8 day lag:

    https://bfi.uchicago.edu/wp-content/uploads/BFI_WP_202037.pdf
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    Sticky: Coming up to 6m confirmed cases, and aside from...

    Coming up to 6m confirmed cases, and aside from questionable reporting protocols I'm left wondering how relevant this figure is against the number of infected unknowns gaily spreading it around.
    ...
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    Sticky: I thought there must be a limit to your...

    I thought there must be a limit to your foolishness, but credit where due you are quite terminal in that respect.

    So go ahead and fantasise about my ulterior and dishonourable motives, prejudices...
  24. Thread: Joe Biden

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    ^ ^^ Clearly missed the message, but well done...

    ^
    ^^
    Clearly missed the message, but well done finding the postscript.
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    I'm clear, yeah! ...

    I'm clear, yeah!

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/05/719.jpg
  26. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: What happened to Gandhi, he only made one film!

    What happened to Gandhi, he only made one film!
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    Sticky: How often do you see 'individual adult' Chinese...

    How often do you see 'individual adult' Chinese tourists, other than several of them following the leader?
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    Sticky: ^ I suspect when easing happens they'll be the...

    ^
    I suspect when easing happens they'll be the first major group to arrive in droves. Aside from tourists herded over to keep the Chinese businesses ticking over, some might wish to see how their...
  29. Problem that there isn't always someone recording...

    Problem that there isn't always someone recording the event; sad that it's needed but good on the black guy for being clued in.
  30. Thread: Dash cams?

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    The box?

    The box?
  31. Thread: Joe Biden

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    I don't fancy Biden one bit and I like his...

    I don't fancy Biden one bit and I like his chances even less. Aside from that who knows a soggy paper bag or two might fall off his trailer causing him to stumble, and he no longer has the stamina or...
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    Apologise and get on with it; if we slaughter...

    Apologise and get on with it; if we slaughter leaders for every poor choice we'd be running the country ourselves, and never mind the 'we can do it better' mob it won't be pretty.
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    There's a half dozen effing large cats roaming...

    There's a half dozen effing large cats roaming our village, not sure who feeds them but apparently they're there to search and destroy rats and snakes and other worse than cat creatures. And I've...
  34. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/05/679.j...

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    True Romance, watch it several times, never gets...

    True Romance, watch it several times, never gets old, stellar performance all round esp by Brad Pitt the dopehead.

    keeniow imdb gives it 7.9, more like 8.5
  38. Thread: A Ferkin Fanook

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    I thought the early GFs were brilliant, then they...

    I thought the early GFs were brilliant, then they started padding toward the end. Sopranos great all the way through; I still don't know who killed him, and don't want to know unless the spoiler can...
  39. In the end the CPC will get all or most of what...

    In the end the CPC will get all or most of what they intend for HK, and the residues later on, through dogged persistence, by stealth, piecemeal, disregarding agreements, and making it near on...
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    Sticky: If you were to turn China upside down and empty...

    If you were to turn China upside down and empty its pockets, how many of the Assembly's member states would fall out?
  41. Thread: Joe Biden

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    Doesn't matter, on his next series of public...

    Doesn't matter, on his next series of public appearances there will be more blacks than usual padding the background.
  42. On several threads, it's interesting to watch as...

    On several threads, it's interesting to watch as new rules are introduced for libraries, massage parlours, restaurants, transport, salons, malls etc, and worth keeping an eye on them because many of...
  43. Are those rulez for regular massage or happy?...

    Are those rulez for regular massage or happy? Asking for a friend.
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    Bollix, this is Thailand, couldn't happen here;...

    Bollix, this is Thailand, couldn't happen here; some people...!
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    Poll: >8500 posts and they're still at it, must be a...

    >8500 posts and they're still at it, must be a record, even for TD.

    Just as well it's been proven the first man on t'moon was a Hollywood mockup.
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    Sticky: They're not afraid of an investigation, as long...

    They're not afraid of an investigation, as long as it's conducted by an independent and impartial body like the WHO.

    :smileylaughing::smileylaughing::smileylaughing::smileylaughing:
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    Lots of good stuff up there, utorrent...

    Lots of good stuff up there, utorrent spluttering, ta much.
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/05/606.j...

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    plume
  49. May be fcuked up but no more than normal, numbers...

    May be fcuked up but no more than normal, numbers are meaningless, someone thinks of them and they become law, which is why strolling on an empty beach is worth half the fine and 10% of the jail term...
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    :smileylaughing:

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