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  1. I can appreciate that a agent bribe can be...

    I can appreciate that a agent bribe can be efficient, but it's still money chuckin' at problem that shouldn't need it. You get sick of being shaken down. Like with a biz visa for indo... the fee...
  2. Isn't Indo even less user-friendly? I've only...

    Isn't Indo even less user-friendly? I've only ever done the long business visa and VoA there, so I dunno about the ins and outs of KITAS.... Aceh is not my cup of tea.
  3. You're welcome to phone me and hear me call you a...

    You're welcome to phone me and hear me call you a bellend in mandarin if you want - I had plenty of practice doing that at Chaengwattana.

    Why do you think it's strange that someone has connections...
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    The kid without a passport was allowed to cross...

    The kid without a passport was allowed to cross into Laos without by being appended to a 3-day border pass on my wife's passport.
    Unexpected, but interesting. It might be useful for someone to know...
  5. How is that personal? I didn't know your name was...

    How is that personal? I didn't know your name was сunt.
    Gimme your number - I'll pop over and scribble it on your face. :D
    Ant Might give you my number, he's been stalking me for years hoping that...
  6. which country is that then?

    which country is that then?
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    The UK needs a proactive emigration and...

    The UK needs a proactive emigration and deportation programme, not a path to citizenship. Something more like Switzerland, where you have a robust and open work-permit system and after 10 years of...
  8. Thread: Curious

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    Well, if you get income paid monthly outside the...

    Well, if you get income paid monthly outside the country, and you happen to perfectly legally transfer your own money between your accounts in different countries, paying a Thai bank a transfer fee...
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    I don't have any. Don't need any. I'm incredibly...

    I don't have any. Don't need any. I'm incredibly relaxed about Brexit. Let the noise subside, and reality set in.
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    That's utter bollocks, and you know why? because...

    That's utter bollocks, and you know why? because the economics says otherwise... unprecedented mass immigration has been an economic disaster for the UK, and has fomented and ingrained a strong...
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    ahh... yes one hasn't got any passport at all,...

    ahh... yes one hasn't got any passport at all, and is unable to walk, but I don't think we're taking the hire care over, just do the hokey cokey.
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    Thai passports get at least 14 days visa free in...

    Thai passports get at least 14 days visa free in Cambo and Laos I'm sure... the point is to wheel them up to the consulate and say, 'ere you go... they can't speak thai but they got a Thai pp, birth...
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    ta... I'm going with the missus and some kids......

    ta... I'm going with the missus and some kids... we will share the driving... the only snag is that one of the little conts hasn't got a passport, so we have to workaround.
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    I know that, I just didn't delete it in time. The...

    I know that, I just didn't delete it in time. The old translation of the K.R.3 is only for UK home office bollox.
    I'm not going to Vientiane, I'm driving to Mukdahan to go over to Savannakhet...
  15. Fuck off, сunt.

    Fuck off, сunt.
  16. YouTube...

    YouTube
  17. I can't wait to the influx of those 3,000...

    I can't wait to the influx of those 3,000 Jamaican and Bajan native-English speakers

    YouTube

    YouTube

    Wappan bladclaart... here me nah... hacktyually me have a Thai rasta livin daan me street...
  18. I've often felt the same way, but never seem to...

    I've often felt the same way, but never seem to be high enough up. I wish they'd stop making life so difficult in Toyland, why aren't there AR-15 vending machines? I've spent the last three weeks...
  19. Obama's diplomatic incompetence is the reason...

    Obama's diplomatic incompetence is the reason Syria and Libya collapsed, blood on his hands, and on Merkels, two of the most incompetent leaders in world history. Arab Spring? Whoops... didn't mean...
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    Doesn't stop you from renting or borrowing other...

    Doesn't stop you from renting or borrowing other people's bank accounts, if the powers that be are trying to supervise or nanny us who vote for those that control them.
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    They have a skintness problem, when up to 80% of...

    They have a skintness problem, when up to 80% of people work in (subsistence) agriculture and tourism (that they seem to be doing a good job of shooing off), and maybe a few factories; and most of...
  22. What's the difference again? I checked for...

    What's the difference again?

    I checked for self and punraya recently, and we both have something there, that plus my bit of civil serpent stuff, I might even have enough to retire on now... there...
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    Thanks. So have to be there to submit it by...

    Thanks. So have to be there to submit it by Thursday morning.

    Looks like a bumpy tedious drive across Isan (rather than bus or flight). Off to the Lao embassy tomoz then. I guess they do VoA for...
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    Thai visas in Laos

    Does the Thai Embassy in Viengchan/Vientiane do Multi-Entry Non-Immigrant O Visas, or is it only Savannakhet?
    If so, do they do them same day?
    Cheers.
  25. Thread: Curious

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    Curious

    Just curious...

    ...when they look at your 40,000THB a year the "ngern fahk", are they just looking for a list of months with about 40,000 being dropped in, and not bothered if it all stays there?...
  26. Limited choice really. The nature of work is that...

    Limited choice really. The nature of work is that they suddenly change minds and flights for whatever reason suits them, and you just have to work around it, sometimes at short notice. Best I can do...
  27. I was there today. Twoz shit. Fortunately I can...

    I was there today. Twoz shit. Fortunately I can speak enough Chinese to tell them to fukc off when they start trying to push in. Managed to get seen just before closing time, where my favourite...
  28. America is weird. People like him with little...

    America is weird. People like him with little technical knowledge or charisma could only succeed there where epic bullshitting and getting other people to do the work is king.
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    This foucking petard has rather fanned the...

    This foucking petard has rather fanned the flames... all that bollox about invented nomenclature for people that forced Jordan Petersen into the limelight.
    These fokkin idiots are out of control and...
  30. It's not that hard to blockade the gulf of...

    It's not that hard to blockade the gulf of Hormuz, which seems the least destructive option.
    I've been through there, and you can see both sides (though admittedly ships tend to stay closer to the...
  31. I guess Iran can hypothetically get oil and gas...

    I guess Iran can hypothetically get oil and gas to China via Russia and Kazakhstan and maybe via Pakistan and India.
    Russia is a funny one, as they're not exactly matey with China, are they?
    ...
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    safely arrest felonious elephant ladyboy yearnings
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    I want to see the one where he tries to resume...

    I want to see the one where he tries to resume his British citizenship, after being forced to promise in writing to give it up. I mean, the UK government says you can, but, it used to sound a lot...
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    Or he could just pretend that he knows something...

    Or he could just pretend that he knows something really important that they won't get to know about unless they do a deal to maroon him on St Helena or something.
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    5,000 baht for what? The 3-5 years of various...

    5,000 baht for what? The 3-5 years of various visas and visa run costs and lawyers fees and Thai language exams and whatever else? I bet it costs more than that really.
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    I do like a nice cottage pie, but not if it's got...

    I do like a nice cottage pie, but not if it's got any cock in it.
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    It's not my favourite one, that was just a...

    It's not my favourite one, that was just a throwaway. When you say "cleaned up", you mean like a Stalinist left-wing purge of EU dissenters?

    Well they've wrecked this thread now... mods to the...
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    I can remember the first bit, but the podgy...

    I can remember the first bit, but the podgy cross-eyed thread vandaliser will now force us all to copy our text before submitting it and repost it over and over again until it stays.


    It took...
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    For once I agree... I dunno what they did, but I...

    For once I agree... I dunno what they did, but I didn't do it.
    Whatever saggy-titted mong has their fat greasy pizza-covered fingers on the vbulletin admin buttons they're killing the site as well...
  40. It's funny how they act like you should be...

    It's funny how they act like you should be reverential towards Chulalongkorn uni...




    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2019/09/methodology_2edit-1.jpg

    :Thinkingof_::shrug:

    I reckon...
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    After you, matey... show us how it's done...

    After you, matey... show us how it's done...
  42. China's aggressive expansionism is hiding a...

    China's aggressive expansionism is hiding a bigger problem at home... the day they go too far and prompt a reaction, their humpty-dumpty economy will fall.
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    Just dig a hole in the ground... and put an...

    Just dig a hole in the ground... and put an airport on top of it? eh? eh?
    Mebbies they could build a big wall around Bangfuck and and big moat around that and let it all flow around?
    From...
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    Mutton dressed as spam. Why on earth does this...

    Mutton dressed as spam.

    Why on earth does this silly Thaiger rag want to recruit sympathy for her?

    Do they imagine they might get to dip their wick in that bipedal plastic recycling centre?!
  45. Thread: Breakfast

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    Cornflakes, toast, and coffee from Makro, I'm...

    Cornflakes, toast, and coffee from Makro, I'm such a lazy cont.
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    I'd rather buy Cambodian citizenship than go...

    I'd rather buy Cambodian citizenship than go through all that.
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    No the EU is all about protectionism, that's what...

    No the EU is all about protectionism, that's what I said.


    That's about as strong as the average remaintard's debating skills get.


    Fact is there was no case for joining the EU, just a load...
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    New Labour did unforgivable damage to this...

    New Labour did unforgivable damage to this country with their diversity agenda, emergent police state, and unprecedented mass immigration. They did it on purpose for puerile ideological reasons too....
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    Maybe you didn't, but SA certainly prattles on...

    Maybe you didn't, but SA certainly prattles on about that.

    ...the EU are the Tories... they are exploiting workers and lining their own pockets, and helping big business... why can't you see...
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    That's not even a coherent sentence, never mind...

    That's not even a coherent sentence, never mind thought. How many times are you going to repeat this dreary limited vocabulary.
    Increased demand was neglible, and patchy at best, and was not fed...
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