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  1. :chitown:

    :chitown:
  2. I wonder how Thailand retaliated. Could there...

    I wonder how Thailand retaliated.

    Could there really possibly be a link here to QZ8501 or is that completely irrational?
  3. Czech Mate.

    Czech Mate.
  4. Oh I remember now. Think I knocked out Hey Jude...

    Oh I remember now. Think I knocked out Hey Jude as well.

    Back in stinky Bangkok now, let's do all that again next time.
  5. Thankyou Loy Toy. I will eventually catch up...

    Thankyou Loy Toy.

    I will eventually catch up with you one of these days. Let me know when the next big meet up is.

    I don't know what I sung, I vaguely remember addressing the crowd in an...
  6. For the record, it was a pleasure. Thank fuck...

    For the record, it was a pleasure.

    Thank fuck I woke up, and didn't wet the bed or anything.
  7. It's all so vague KW, it's all so fuzzy. So...

    It's all so vague KW, it's all so fuzzy.

    So wait, you took me home in your limo? ..Or saw me to a taxi?

    I should be packing right now but I have my headphones on and I'm dancing to Chicken...
  8. What a shithole. This place should be twinned...

    What a shithole. This place should be twinned with Manila.

    KingWilly spent all night trying to kiss me and touch me, like a gay homosexual poove.
  9. Where The Fuck Is My Money??? How Did I Get...

    Where The Fuck Is My Money???

    How Did I Get Home?

    Where Is My Kiwi Polish???
  10. It was just 13.99 for shipping on the UK receipt....

    "Shipping" usually means carriage/postage so if you were charged 25 for postage and another 13.99 for shipping it seems as though you need some "clarification" of their costs...and a VAT refund...
  11. Okay so the receipt says 13.99 UKP for shipping,...

    Okay so the receipt says 13.99 UKP for shipping, which I assume means par avion, so basically I've been charged twice and need to address this issue with Amazon?
  12. How hot is it in Jakarta right now? It's so...

    How hot is it in Jakarta right now?

    It's so hot in Bangkok they are selling shade.

    94 here.
  13. I miss Butterfly.

    I miss Butterfly.
  14. Long time no see my friend. No I wasn't, the Thai...

    Long time no see my friend. No I wasn't, the Thai man did it himself and got me to sign it after inspecting my passport.



    No.
  15. Okay so perhaps I should address this issue with...

    Okay so perhaps I should address this issue with Amazon. Thanks Thomaturge.

    Rupert, Sandra is working in a nail salon in Doha and it was her birthday yesterday. That's all I know.

    Since 2008,...
  16. Scampy's double gusseted Loakes held hostage at Bang Na post office.

    I paid about 25 English pounds for postage when I ordered them so why were they not delivered to my apartment, or at least the post office opposite. They were not even at the next nearest post...
  17. I'm selling the Czech Republic.

    I'm selling the Czech Republic.
  18. Both religion and Russell Crowe take themselves...

    Both religion and Russell Crowe take themselves way too seriously.

    I'd rather watch anything else.
  19. From what I've seen online and heard people say,...

    From what I've seen online and heard people say, it's like a muslim Bangkok circa 1998, only with more traffic.
  20. Scampy coming to Jakarta for first time

    I'll be there just three, maybe four nights for work.

    Which area would be a good place to spend my 4th night?

    Suggestions or a personal message from Kingwilly most welcome.
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    What is that on the side? It doesn't look like...

    What is that on the side? It doesn't look like Winnie the Pooh.
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    Thais in space

    Well one Thai, next year.

    Look at the vacant and unenlightened expression on her face - 'Happee fly-ing', 'Happeee, spaye twawel', I can just imagine her taking selfies on the moon in a space suit...
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    If this is true then how can they have any...

    A lot of barsluts, bargirls, whores, whatever you want to label them, will be pushed into it at a young age by their own parents who they send the money back to.[/QUOTE]

    If this is true then how...
  24. I met Erco a couple of times. Sorry to hear he's...

    I met Erco a couple of times. Sorry to hear he's dead.

    Any details available?
  25. I just thought it would be a catchy title. I...

    I just thought it would be a catchy title. I fabricated the whole thing because i'd been drinking. My apologies for any wasted anticipation.
  26. I invited The Gent out in 2008 and I can only...

    I invited The Gent out in 2008 and I can only assume that his non response was a declination. It's been six years.
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    Just realized that I could have just said what I...

    Just realized that I could have just said what I felt in this thread instead of starting a new one.
  28. Hate the word 'tapas', it's just fucking...

    Hate the word 'tapas', it's just fucking pretentious, like 'cous cous'.
  29. I got arrested for tea-bagging a Dyson Airblade, and I don't care.

    I apologize folks, I'd had a few drinks.

    My abstinence from alcohol and Teak Door had been going marvelously but I relapsed and got a little tipsy and logged on to see if there was any news about...
  30. Did Europe not feature on the list?

    Did Europe not feature on the list?
  31. Emotion?

    Emotion?
  32. If the country ever was united it was before...

    If the country ever was united it was before western influence showed them how to be greedy.
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    Who could blame her.

    Who could blame her.
  34. What is your source? An American guy in The...

    What is your source?

    An American guy in The Robin Hood told me about the gender imbalance. It seemed feasible. Maybe Indian men are just stinky, greedy, sub-human scum.
  35. This is what happens when you have a culture that...

    This is what happens when you have a culture that favors male newborns over female ones. You end up with an unbalanced ratio of males to females and sexual desire runs rampant.
  36. 8 ragheads fall over. Real page 1 stuff.

    8 ragheads fall over.

    Real page 1 stuff.
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    Good for them.

    Good for them.
  38. Christophe repeated himself about Mike's...

    Christophe repeated himself about Mike's agitation.

    Skiiing is quite a dangerous sport, never fancied it myself. Hope he recovers. It must have been awful for the guy being agitated instead of...
  39. Where in Thailand is New Hampshire? Thailand...

    Firefighter finds his dying daughter in New Hampshire crash - CNN.com[/QUOTE]

    Where in Thailand is New Hampshire?

    Thailand does not care about road safety. America and the west generally does...
  40. Look, none of you guys give a fuck either so...

    Look, none of you guys give a fuck either so don't vilify me. If you cared then you'd be doing something about it instead of discussing it within this tiny online community, but really the only thing...
  41. I couldn't give less of a fuck how many die on...

    I couldn't give less of a fuck how many die on the roads annually if I tried.
  42. Hand amputation probably would be a deterrent in...

    Hand amputation probably would be a deterrent in cases where evidence was undeniable.
  43. ^^ Not if his hands had been amputated.

    ^^ Not if his hands had been amputated.
  44. That's correct.

    That's correct.
  45. ^^ Pay offs are not exclusive to Sharia Law so...

    ^^ Pay offs are not exclusive to Sharia Law so that's an irrelevant commment.

    Why didn't you just say, 'Good point Taxexile, some aspects of Sharia Law I agree with'?
  46. Well, many things should be. We should all be...

    Well, many things should be. We should all be able to grow our own fruit and vegetables but we can't. We should be able to use public transport without having our eyes and ears bombarded by...
  47. I didn't say 'things' did I. I implied a small...

    I didn't say 'things' did I. I implied a small punishment for human rights idiots who would cry that castrating paedophiles wasn't fair etc...

    I would personally recommend a public annoyance fine...
  48. I absolutely agree. That should be the very...

    The twat should be sterilised.[/QUOTE]

    I absolutely agree. That should be the very minimum punishment for predators like this in any country and it shouldn't be questioned, there should even be a...
  49. Yeah surely just a replacement lead (Thai...

    Yeah surely just a replacement lead (Thai compatible) - I hate MBK, don't suppose Terminal 21 has anywhere?
  50. An American X-Box in Bangkok (blows up - needs fixing)

    Seppo voltage shouldn't be an issue, it hasn't been before, but once unpacked and plugged in this brand new X-Box made a muffled pop sound and tripped the breaker in the kitchen. I have no experience...
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