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    hehehe.

    hehehe.
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    *Belch*

    *Belch*
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    Here is Rhonda when she was just a kitten....

    Here is Rhonda when she was just a kitten. 2002.:)

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    This is a bus. https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif...

    This is a bus.

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    For our slower readers.:)
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif This is Rhonda.:)

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    This is Rhonda.:)
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    Have you tried a bolster...

    They do have a habit of monopolising the duvet.[/quote]

    Have you tried a bolster danbo?https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2006/03/223.jpg
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    In Russian accent this time... This means in...

    In Russian accent this time...


    This means in Russian that...


    Curious lot, the Russians.:)
  8. Allow me... ....................??? ...

    Nah, he would start a quotey post thingy. Lets see how big we can make the boxes, shall we. I will go first.[/quote] Right! Thats me. Who will quote these posts and thus pay homage to the very rude...
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    It times like these that you wish you had bought...

    It times like these that you wish you had bought an upright.

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    Try this one then...A ogni uccello il suo nido è...

    Try this one then...A ogni uccello il suo nido è bello.


    English translation: To every bird, his own nest is beautiful.
    Idiomatic meaning: There's no place like home.

    I think Idiomatic is...
  11. Do they now? *hands on hips*

    Nah, he would start a quotey post thingy. Lets see how big we can make the boxes, shall we. I will go first.[/quote] Right! Thats me. Who will quote these posts and thus pay homage to the very rude...
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    Will you ask her what A pan de quince dias,...

    Will you ask her what A pan de quince dias, hambre de tres semanas. means please? Its about chickens I think.
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    Per f...f...'avor.:p ...

    Per f...f...'avor.:p

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    :p I would prolly get seasick danbo. Just my...

    :p I would prolly get seasick danbo. Just my luck.



    I think that is Espanish too.

    :cs:
  15. Its hard to tell mate.:) Strewth mate, you...

    Its hard to tell mate.:)

    Strewth mate, you blokes are just gonna have ta put in
    some more bloody drains.:p
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    Oooh ooooh....I got one danbo. Its a foriegn one...

    Oooh ooooh....I got one danbo. Its a foriegn one but its very good.

    Zorro used it I think.


    I think its Espanish mate.


    Ole!!! :cs:
  17. Right! Thats me. Who will quote these posts and...

    Nah, he would start a quotey post thingy. Lets see how big we can make the boxes, shall we. I will go first.[/quote] Right! Thats me. Who will quote these posts and thus pay homage to the very rude...
  18. Nah, he would start a quotey post thingy. Lets...

    Nah, he would start a quotey post thingy. Lets see how big we can make the boxes, shall we. I will go first.
  19. You just did old boy.:) Hows Arnhem Land? Its...

    You just did old boy.:) Hows Arnhem Land? Its getting fokking hot here mate.

    Her name was Rebecca if I remember correctly. She had had a dalliance with another backpacker in Samui as I understand...
  20. https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif dib dib dib.

    https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif

    dib dib dib.
  21. :p Did I ever tell you about the solicitor from...

    :p
    Did I ever tell you about the solicitor from Nottingham?
  22. Prolly. Life is just a big whirl at the mo.:mat:

    Prolly. Life is just a big whirl at the mo.:mat:
  23. Oh dear. Thats a bit strong mad_dog.:p

    Oh dear. Thats a bit strong mad_dog.:p
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif No perblem.:beer:

    https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif

    No perblem.:beer:
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    http://www.rupissed.com/ ...

    http://www.rupissed.com/


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    Yippee.:p
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    Spot on Fon Tok.:)

    Spot on Fon Tok.:)
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    Yep!:) Me and 7/11 are gonna lease a bunch of...

    Yep!:) Me and 7/11 are gonna lease a bunch of land out by Nakhon Pathom and grow pigs. She will continue her thesis and I shall be an ajarn at Mahidol University. I shall ride a red step through...
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    [B] 7 years at her Majesties pleasure for doing...

    [B]
    7 years at her Majesties pleasure for doing nought. Personally, I dont think this animosity between Britain and Ireland should run so high. Mind you, the poms did nick all thier spuds.
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    Its nice my absense has been noticed. Cheers...

    burning the midnight oil i see Cap...

    well, this was just to let you know that your abscence had been noted[/quote]
    Its nice my absense has been noticed. Cheers guys. I am in the final week of...
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    Thankyou to all concerned. I have offered...

    Thankyou to all concerned. I have offered reparations to all the businesses that suffered a disruption as a result of my outburst and subsequent bleeding.
    I would also like to thank the Paramedic...
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    hehehhe lah, lah, lah. Says who? *skips off...

    hehehhe lah, lah, lah. Says who? *skips off juggling a rattan sphere*
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    Past Continuous.:)

    Past Continuous.:)
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    :kabong:

    :kabong:
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    ...will return soon Macha. And I will.:) :cs:

    ...will return soon Macha. And I will.:)

    :cs:
  35. I think the man that failed was a totty actually...

    I think the man that failed was a totty actually dog but a great read all the same. Just goes to show, dont it? hehehe:)
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    It's prolly a good thing that we missed the 10th...

    It's prolly a good thing that we missed the 10th of March coz it is SO gay.





    It is also a well known fact that this very conversation gave rise to Bob Dylans song 'I Want You'.
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    It does make you think though. Especially if you...

    It does make you think though. Especially if you were wearing thongs.
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    On this day in history.

    Were you aware that on this day...




    ...and of course the British decided to separate the Muslims in the north and call it Pakistan before fleeing back to Calais to get the ferry back to...
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    It's a little bit funny this feeling inside I'm...

    It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
    I'm not one of those who can easily hide
    I don't have much money but boy if I did
    I'd buy a big house where we both could live

    If I was a sculptor,...
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    Which leads me nicely into the Horribly...

    Which leads me nicely into the Horribly Contiguous Presently.

    :)

    Example: "You are an 'orrendous little oik what I hope will regret 'aving ever been born."

    Another Sensible Grammar moment.:)
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    [/quote]

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    What are you on about dog?

    What are you on about dog?
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    Here is a fekkin bewdy Wal. Guess who mate? ...

    Here is a fekkin bewdy Wal. Guess who mate?



    :)
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    I am gonna take Thai Lessons while I get my hair...

    I am gonna take Thai Lessons while I get my hair cut Wal. I will write stuf down an give you it on Sunday. You brin the grasshoppers. OK?




    :)
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    Dont worry about it Wal. Lets hang out down 'ere...

    Dont worry about it Wal. Lets hang out down 'ere and discuss some toons.:)

    Here is my gal....

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    "White Flag"

    I know you think that I...
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    TO HER DOOR By Mr Paul Kelly They got...

    TO HER DOOR

    By Mr Paul Kelly

    They got married early, never had no money
    Then when he got laid off they really hit the skids
    He started up his drinking, then they started fighting
    He took it...
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    Ooooooohhh nice stuff Wal. Shame you got...

    Ooooooohhh nice stuff Wal. Shame you got modded.:guitar:
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    Are you gay Mrs Q?

    Are you gay Mrs Q?
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    ...and presentingly contiguous. :tips me hat:

    and Present pissed.:)[/quote]
    ...and presentingly contiguous. :tips me hat:
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    Dougal telled me that he wished they had torted...

    I wish they'd tort us English when we was at school.[/quote]
    Dougal telled me that he wished they had torted him English when he was at school. (Reported speesch:))

    ...past imperfect....

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