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That's 8 times the amount Martial has scored:)

^ He will be on here from the Airplane wifi soon, with an update:)

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Shoulda done like Mo and got a Dickens Cider:)
You should fly through that empty Swampy and be in your hotel, with the hand cream out in no...

Grinding 1-0s out at places like Turf Moor... The mark of Champions:)

Thais were free.

Pogbaaaaaa:)

Its not unlike the Man United of the 80's either....but at least they won two cups:)

Mmmmm Mo's meat






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Safe journey bud.

Great save from Martial's postage stamp, although needed some more power

^ He got the ball first:)

We are top of the League!!!!

That'll explain the non-stinging jellyfish.

Yeah, I'm fumin':)

^^ Smog and traffic filmed, out in the sun, pissed on by flies all day, anorexic dried out chicken... Nice:)

^^ I tell you what you'd find, eating steak 3 times in Thailand everyday...


Empty pockets and Fucking WORMS:)


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That's plenty pink...

Leeds 3-0 defeat to Crawley:smileylaughing:

Oh dear, pray tell she hasn't found the gardener's crotchless elf costume:)

You think paedophilia only offends people who go to church?

Apple, beetroot and other salady things:)

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Hmmm

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Slightly overdone 400g Angus sirloin.

The Chitty curse-

3 goals in 3 minutes:)

You moonlighting at Morrisons?:)

I'd have thought she'd need something far more robust than string, to carry the most lightly used conkers on TD.

That Frenchie will think she's back on the rig striking oil.

If it's not crappy enough to first sit through all those shit movies and tv shows, sat there during your breaks in that Indian call centre, when you could have just looked at their ratings on IMDB or...

Its normally some b movie sci fi shit too:)

This thread was made for posters like Arry, who don't understand the word recommendation:)

Review the last film you watched

Oooh...Tonight's probably your last hope of any amour with the Frenchie then, if you can get past Big Mo and his grande saucisson:)


Edith Piaf - Non, Je ne regrette rien - YouTube

How fast exactly do you walk without a coat on?:) You made a snow angel yet?:)

Got a nice little dusting here last night.

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You'll miss it...

^As blokes cookery goes, I wouldn't be helping you roast that old carcass, sport:)
(Or is it a bad pic?:))
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Slam in the lamb

I just read Horse chestnuts are poisonous to horses funnily enough... but some deer and wild boar can stomach them. Doubt they'd be good around your mutts...
Can You Eat Conkers? And Other Conker...

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Its like Mr. Tickle with a bit of Luigi going on:)

^ Sasquatch, Melbourne, Panama

:)

Can someone bookmark this thread.

These January ones are forgotten about when the end of year Edscars are handed out.

Mine is Marie btw

Here he is...
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Wheres Bruno.... :)

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Ole the fukkin nearly man. OUT!!!:)

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Black Lamb Matters.:)

^Didn't you try your hand at air fried chips not long back?

Has Bangkok Pat been unearthed as his bastardised love child yet?

I can't help but think of 'penis extension' when I see this thread.

I only ever found those air fryers good for frozen foods and re-heating Maccy D's chips and nuggets.:)

^They look good though.

:)

It said to cover it, but I had no lid, so I stuck a baking tray on top of it.:)


A lot of it was salvaged though and went down quite well, although I don't remember tasting any raisins
...

:sexy:

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Sheeee iiiiit

theres another you're missing...

Spotted dick

Hehe

You said in any form:)

Thats weirder than Snubby not liking heinz beans.

Just thinking what else you are missing out on...

Bread and butter pudding, muesli, picnics, fruit cake, christmas...

so you don't like wine?:)

Mmmm pizza

Its just a big round cheese sandwich really


Chitty, get round here with the works fork lift:)

Come on, everyone knows...

Feed the goat and he will score
Feed the goat and he will score


:)

^ The desription is even better than the finished article, which looks great... although...mountain fukkin salt?:)


Tonight Matthew, I'm gonna have a Moroccan Lamb casserole with apricots and...