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  1. Whispering Grass - YouTube...

    Whispering Grass - YouTube
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    Our kids deserve better ...

    Our kids deserve better

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    It's fine , you've come to te right place the...

    It's fine , you've come to te right place the siam center for slow earners

    Guess what nationality their daily pasties were. (hint Apple Danish)

    What are teh first 2 letters of Heil Hattler?
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    Rejoice lads I'm the biggest loser in life if not...

    Rejoice lads I'm the biggest loser in life if not the weightossers championship , I yeiled to your superior willpower/lying.
    For depsite losing 20% of buddy mass and that 44 kg wasn't her indoors.
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  6. Thanks for the heads up Misskit, your sterling...

    Thanks for the heads up Misskit, your sterling work is appreciated
    Time to restore the land of Smiles.
    Tragic and will continue while ready acces to firearms, lax, lazy, incompetent or corrupt...
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    Perhaps you need to try this new gangled GO Ogle...

    Perhaps you need to try this new gangled GO Ogle prog some of the youngsters use it every month.
    Send me a pm when sober and I'll send you an invite, Somme nam na
    .
    I have it on my mobile...
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    Luxury I 'd moored up from Lisbon on a far less...

    Luxury I 'd moored up from Lisbon on a far less luxurious tub the Tagus River , some American coleagues told us of first one we all went to their office where they had CNN thinking it a tragic...
  9. Thread: Best Poster ?

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    Losing your oldest ally by faili to signal in...

    Losing your oldest ally by faili to signal in advance seems like a double diplomatic error.

    Oe thing you can say about teh Thais they understand how a well stuffed envelope saves loss of face.
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    From Central Tontime of Xi Shoppong's Chinkistan,...

    From Central Tontime of Xi Shoppong's Chinkistan, news for ASEAN colonies.

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  12. Thread: Eating Pussy

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    Eating Pussy

    Tarrare , spy, soldier , showmanThe Man Who Swallowed Cats Whole

    The Story Of Tarrare, The Insatiable Glutton Who Ate Everything From Human Flesh To Live Eels





    By Mark Oliver | Checked...
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    I think it was Wellington the French soldiers...

    I think it was Wellington the French soldiers never very good after lunch, I think Brits concerned about teh French whose Exocets created havoc in the Falklands War and of course their brave murder...
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    New BBC series Ridley Rd starts soon Trailer...

    New BBC series Ridley Rd starts soon
    Trailer looks promising

    On the receiving end of Millwall thugs I recall that non PC era where NF and BNP marched the streets with some support on the Monday...
  15. An in depth probe into the subterranean fumblings...

    An in depth probe into the subterranean fumblings will be screened tonight

    Emanuelle in Miffland. those devious Anglos have done him like a ....Kipper?

    If this is the inflexion point we may...
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    Scomo's Double Bubble pulls of Biden+Boris

    While satisfying the puppeteers in Washington, Langley and the Kangeroo tamers/userers in City of London the Okker regime has also managed to frazzle the frogs and torpedo major trading partner.
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  17. Expensive, moist, holey trinity.the rats are...

    Expensive, moist, holey trinity.the rats are really pumped.

    If you promise not to let on , its actaully an ULTRA cleared Submarine hub.As a drainage expert explained the "PEN" is mightier than the...
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    It is stamped on the backsides rasher one's, the...

    It is stamped on the backsides rasher one's, the brexshite version are called Gammons by Palmer hams.

    You should've seen my cartoons on Arhus Sanckbar in Jyllands Pist

    Wild crowds of monkeys...
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    med Sjaellandsbro til Sydney? hvad med...

    med Sjaellandsbro til Sydney?

    hvad med Sjaellandsbro til Sydney, jeg holder fast i skibet, der hedder Christian's Huffing Camel

    Kim Larsen Christianshavns Kanal - YouTube

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    hEY NONNY NON u r knot wong Cannot green sent...

    hEY NONNY NON u r knot wong

    Cannot green sent last of my ammo to Cu to cheer him up. I'll have one of my chaps insert a zuchini thru yer Katverflapper as required, aub
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    MANY WRIGHT'S PIES AGO WHEN YOUNG WIVNALL WAS...

    MANY WRIGHT'S PIES AGO WHEN YOUNG WIVNALL WAS POLISHING HIS CHOPPER FOR THE PAPER ROUND, I WOULD AROUSE THE CHESTERTON MINERS IN TEH LONG DEFUNCT MAGNET ALE EMPORIUM OF THE DUNKIRK A LURID SHABHEEN...
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    MARY AT HE DAIRY REPORTS 98.68% votes counted...

    MARY AT HE DAIRY REPORTS

    98.68% votes counted and a surprisng majority decided from Sunday closing time

    South Island and their barely comprehensible Hiberno-Jock ruggbugga brogue
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    LBW That's not Cricket mate, now get back your...

    LBW

    That's not Cricket mate, now get back your job-in-hand, the sober here know I'm only joking

    Lady Boy Waiting

    P.S.

    I've received your postal order and Lazada are sending you the quick...
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    I am not an expert Im sure Harry /Baldrick or...

    I am not an expert

    Im sure Harry /Baldrick or one of many PC monke swill correct in depth

    In essence the Blockchain used by Bitcoin unlike proposed Libraa/Diem requies a shared ledger

    This...
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    I'm in shock lost 2kg and can now see my toes...

    I'm in shock lost 2kg and can now see my toes without a mirror.
    Good luck everyone those weasal coffee enemas are nothing compared to cutting out the snacks, no biscuits, cakes just fruit and on...
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    Rare wide minded racist yobs all gone, some of...

    Rare wide minded racist yobs all gone, some of teh went to Mexico.

    Surface to say once renamed I think revisionsts looking back shall call it Ant Arrears land.

    Haven't puffed the long white...
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    Really Hertz, I told them i could do Breast...

    Really Hertz, I told them i could do Breast stroke but my HIV licence didn't cut the mustard.Good news the English famine may reduce waistlines, waste lines and heart failure.
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    Asser Marrowfat from the Vestbank suggested ...

    Asser Marrowfat from the Vestbank suggested

    Changuzzlia

    or
    Poplar Front of Policestan

    Outer Bungholia is deemed both vulgar and accurate
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    Thunlks fur ihre belle respondu Tovarich,...

    Thunlks fur ihre belle respondu Tovarich, Pissperanto is becoming ink ricing lee pupular way to communikatie due to texting and TokTikory.

    My stub editor in West Hollandywood has ecresed the...
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    Countries rebranded tat official hub pole

    TIME TO REFRESH

    Our hosts

    Land of Smiles seems so yesterday?

    So here's a few monickers to kick aboot.

    SLYAM
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    The peoples of they lovely friendly isles New...

    The peoples of they lovely friendly isles New Zealand should do what they want.Many of them have advanced Ovophilia.Remeber fold safe sex , Show ewe love her by wearing a condom or Mutton doin.

    As...
  34. You have obviously not encountered my teeraks Doi...

    You have obviously not encountered my teeraks Doi Change mounting reserve turkey baster enema, in addition to the caffeine buzz,slimming claims, it will get you posting like a rancid Squirrel as far...
  35. Beat me to it Irony is is with Rod of God,...

    Beat me to it

    Irony is is with Rod of God, drones and the tokamak fusion on the horizon most subs likley be redundant by the time of sea trails 2029-2035 horizon but of course Boris will have...
  36. UK defence Minister has a agreed in a diplomatic...

    UK defence Minister has a agreed in a diplomatic thrust to assauge Gallic dissapointment that the galley and heads lined be supplied by French master weavers Oubliette et Disparu provide the logo is...
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    A Frank Exchange ?

    A Frank Exchange ?
  38. Thread: Drip Advisor

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    First red in a decade so time to stop, sorry for...

    First red in a decade so time to stop, sorry for teh convenience musn't upset Cy

    Latest Reputation Received (44707429 point(s) total)


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  39. Thread: Drip Advisor

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    Drip Advisor

    Tired of

    Corrupt leaders and their mistresses
    Uncomfortable weather
    Sluttish Trollops accosting on every corner
    Unhygenic restaurants and
    Inimical Visa and Passport regs
    Wailing Welchers...
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    Reboot Afghanistan...

    Reboot Afghanistan ? COBBLERS
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    TERRIbly confusing, there are 2 Terry's Can's one...

    TERRIbly confusing, there are 2 Terry's Can's one is not stuck with his tool in a "handbag"

    While unlike me the Hoser Poser "The poet of Perth "is probably a lovely larrrikan who has twisted many...
  42. Thread: Rage Quitting

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    I recall the Teller? or is depost assistant at...

    I recall the Teller? or is depost assistant at the spermbank walked out, pointimn to a sign that read

    Donors are not allowed in the back Office nor to come across the counter without an...
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    You'll have no future in "Bespoke Tailoring"

    You'll have no future in "Bespoke Tailoring"
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    Wife grew lovely tiny cherry tomatoes, no bigger...

    Wife grew lovely tiny cherry tomatoes, no bigger than a grape, very tart but tasty fried with breakfast, I'll try find a picture, none at present but we live in far North where while hot in day cool...
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