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  1. She can't cook mate... deleted... (although...

    She can't cook mate...

    deleted... (although true) crass even for the evil scoundrel :yerman:

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  2. I wonder if za would dent my Mark X bonnet? hmmm

    I wonder if za would dent my Mark X bonnet? hmmm
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    ^ Couldn't agree more, KD. Although I have...

    ^ Couldn't agree more, KD.

    Although I have just recently substituted raw garlic, with Kyolic aged garlic... oh, if you take vitamin C, take it with your garlic, it releases 200% more nitric oxide,...
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    On ya Wasp...:)

    On ya Wasp...:)
  5. R.I.P

    R.I.P
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    Nah, in all seriousness... good on ya Dill, for...

    Nah, in all seriousness... good on ya Dill, for quitting the cigs mate!... :fing02:

    now, if ya can just quit the fags... :butters:
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    RIP Stephen... one of the greatest minds of our...

    RIP Stephen... one of the greatest minds of our generation.
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    Didn't know you smoked, Dilly... (aside from...

    Didn't know you smoked, Dilly...

    (aside from cock of course)... :chitown:


    just smoke meth brah.... much more healthy innit....:)
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    All good guys... I just ignore him/it. :kma: ...

    All good guys... I just ignore him/it. :kma:


    This is/was my bitch, "Lucky"... lovely dog, my best mate... RIP....


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    55 ^ cheers HG... no worries mate...:)

    55 ^ cheers HG... no worries mate...:)
  14. Thread: Pad Thai

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    I love Pad Thai, hard to believe it's so...

    I love Pad Thai, hard to believe it's so unhealthy though... :chitown:
  15. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adgx9wt63NY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adgx9wt63NY
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    ^ I don't think Dave meant anything evil with his...

    ^ I don't think Dave meant anything evil with his jibe.... he seems to be a pretty reasonable chap.

    Us Farang take jibes all the time... good for the goose, good for the gander no?
  17. I wonder if the pigs were paid off, to let them...

    I wonder if the pigs were paid off, to let them go? looked like a piss poor performance to me...
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    my Thai bitch was always faithful... RIP...

    my Thai bitch was always faithful...



    RIP Lucky... :(
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    Beautiful dog. Definitely my favorite animal,...

    Beautiful dog.

    Definitely my favorite animal, mainly because of it's faithful, loving nature.

    Pity most humans don't share that noble trait.
  20. yummy! me like:bananaman: spreads well on me...

    yummy! me like:bananaman:

    spreads well on me Baguette :chitown:
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  22. Thread: Manwiches

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    TD gold..:rofl: reading that right there,...

    TD gold..:rofl:

    reading that right there, makes all the snore fest, shit fights, pale into insignificance...on ya Fluke! :chitown:

    admittedly, I did vomit a bit into my mouth....but hey,...
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    I'm with Chico, on this rare occasion. *Dill,...

    I'm with Chico, on this rare occasion.

    *Dill, don't even think about doing a photoshop with me and Chic..
  24. Bite me, Chico... Za dude, is my strap-on......

    Bite me, Chico...

    Za dude, is my strap-on... ei ei



    me not scared of dem beetches snake... she just wants sum more of lil' dick's SPOOGE...:bananaman:
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    Lil' big dicky happy to lend my services ladies....
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    Very nice lads! I hate flat chested women...

    Very nice lads! I hate flat chested women...
  28. I know he was stupid (lapse of judgement) but sad...

    I know he was stupid (lapse of judgement) but sad all the same... RIP.
  29. She thought it was a deserted house (my arse she...

    She thought it was a deserted house (my arse she did).

    “I just parked there for a short period of time. Why couldn’t she wait?" (The arrogance and indignation of 'some' Thais, truly is...
  30. Too deep and meaningful for this kiwi boy... ...

    Too deep and meaningful for this kiwi boy...

    then again... so is connect 4.
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    get sum Kiwi in ya!! yeah bro!! ...

    get sum Kiwi in ya!!

    yeah bro!!

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    My parents divorced when I was 5 ish... remember...

    My parents divorced when I was 5 ish... remember them fighting one day, throwing glasses at each other... mum picked up a shard of glass and slit her wrist... I ran tried to stop her, she's really...
  33. ^ Have to agree... don't be a dick, DJ (that's my...

    ^ Have to agree... don't be a dick, DJ (that's my job).



    RIP to the guy.. very sad indeed.

    Condolences to his wife and son.

    Some of you lads are too cynical and callous 'jai rai, jing...
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    Just watch "2 girls, 1 cup", for a full...

    Just watch "2 girls, 1 cup", for a full explanation...

    No, 2nds thoughts, for the love of god, don't watch it... *we need a vomit emoji... I would spam the fugger like mad... just have to stick...
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    RIP...

    RIP...
  36. Thread: Poll

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    Poll: who is the munter in question?... and don't...

    who is the munter in question?...

    and don't say it's me... cause I'm the cock womble...
  37. Face like a dropped pie.. I would...heh

    Face like a dropped pie..



    I would...heh
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    Sorry to hear about your loss, Bower... hope it...

    Sorry to hear about your loss, Bower... hope it all works out well for you.
  40. ^ I think I'll stick to eating pussy,...

    ^ I think I'll stick to eating pussy, thanks....:chitown:
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    Japan's Nao Kodaira sets Olympic record en route...

    Japan's Nao Kodaira sets Olympic record en route to 500 meters speed skating gold








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    Sports Winter Olympics: Yuzuru Hanyu makes figure...

    Sports Winter Olympics: Yuzuru Hanyu makes figure skating history A three-month layoff had cast doubts over Japanese skating star Hanyu's appearance at the Olympics. But the "Ice Prince" became...
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    ^ Points taken. The chair he's sitting on,...

    ^ Points taken.

    The chair he's sitting on, certainly looks regal...
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    Who are we to judge his reasons for his...

    Who are we to judge his reasons for his philanthropy as being selfish, or otherwise.

    For all we know, they might simply just be decent people, wanting to give back to people less fortunate than...
  45. Thread: raw milk

    by NZdick1983
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    Dill will be along shortly... he's the milk...

    Dill will be along shortly... he's the milk man...

    where are ya jizz boy!!??
  46. yup... 5 cream cup's bud...

    yup... 5 cream cup's bud...
  47. raw Dicky milk... heh :bananaman:

    raw Dicky milk... heh :bananaman:
  48. I collect deranged, obsessive, manic stalkers.......

    I collect deranged, obsessive, manic stalkers.... anyone wana swap collections - be my guest... ei ei
  49. Thread: raw milk

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    Ahhh my home town girl, Rachel Hunter.... short...

    Ahhh my home town girl, Rachel Hunter.... short stumpy arms on her....
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