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  1. Well whadda you got big fella ? Are you gunna...

    Well whadda you got big fella ?

    Are you gunna snipe cattily from the sidelines or dazzle with brilliant wit and repartee ?


    Thought so. Pussy.

    See ya round folks.
    I'm outa here.
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    Nah the paw would be soft and clean.

    Nah the paw would be soft and clean.
  3. It isn't commonly known, but farmers became...

    It isn't commonly known, but farmers became warriors when they got tired of the constant bitching and oneupwomanship at home.
    Some bright lad thought 'Hey, if we go over the hill to the other mob's...
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    graphs resolve all possible hysteresis scenarios...

    graphs resolve all possible hysteresis scenarios

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    Ecstasy comes swiftly, then a short yearning

    Ecstasy comes swiftly, then a short yearning
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    Nah. Push it in.

    Nah. Push it in.
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    I don’t think I’d get it up for him but I’d tear...

    I don’t think I’d get it up for him but I’d tear him apart with a strap-on.
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    Aced it

    Aced it
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    Or you could try - ...

    Or you could try -

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    Transvestite

    Transvestite
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    English natives generally like Irish staying home

    English natives generally like Irish staying home
  14. People have been warned of the dangers of...

    People have been warned of the dangers of marijuana for many years.
    If they won’t listen then they should be shot for their own good.
    This way the wacky backy can’t hurt them anymore.
    It’s only...
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    Total idiot. Vote !

    Total idiot. Vote !
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    Night intercourse gets horribly trite

    Night intercourse gets horribly trite
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    Patpong amateurs take precedence over normal...

    Patpong amateurs take precedence over normal gentlemen
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    Do they do toy lampshade frames too ?

    Do they do toy lampshade frames too ?
  19. Maybe because it has even more sugar than Coke...

    Maybe because it has even more sugar than Coke ....
    But yes, it's good.
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    raywartdill ? raymoledill ? rayzitdill ?...

    raywartdill ?
    raymoledill ?
    rayzitdill ?
    raylumpdill ?
    raypimpledill ?

    hmmmmm .............
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    Trump gets stuff d

    Trump gets stuff d
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    pffft It's obviously 'downcouplesunrayswartdill'

    pffft
    It's obviously 'downcouplesunrayswartdill'
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    So the micks are gunna sell off their vast wealth...

    So the micks are gunna sell off their vast wealth and help the poor starving lepers ?
    About time.
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    Pack the presidential crack pipe.

    Pack the presidential crack pipe.
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    To pay the bills and feed my wife

    To pay the bills and feed my wife
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    I was born in 1959 (or around 2502 for some) so...

    I was born in 1959 (or around 2502 for some) so that era's ethic was 'here for a good time, not for a long time'.
    Which I did. As an apprentice earning very little I learnt to spend what I had, and...
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    Interpret these - 58349 58350

    Interpret these -

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    Good on you Dr P - the world needs more people...

    Good on you Dr P - the world needs more people who tell it like it is.
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    They must have Keith Richards at the controls of...

    They must have Keith Richards at the controls of the blood changing machine.
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    defeat emphasizes fear, especially after a...

    defeat emphasizes fear, especially after a trouncing
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    Taking Solo Man lessons from his tough-guy buddy...

    Taking Solo Man lessons from his tough-guy buddy Putin ?
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    emojis messaged objectionable jihadists in secret

    emojis messaged objectionable jihadists in secret
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    Noooooooooooooooooooooo ...........................

    Noooooooooooooooooooooo ........................ it lives.

    'Oh and Melania said to say that she just loves Murica'.
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    The local rubbish tip shop doesn’t look vastly...

    The local rubbish tip shop doesn’t look vastly different ...

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    58270 world to trump .......

    58270

    world to trump .......
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    boner

    boner
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    Be still his beating heart

    Be still his beating heart
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    double u = w plus anchor = wanker =...

    double u = w
    plus anchor
    = wanker

    = backdoor's only moment of happiness
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    Yardage astonishes randy duchess and gagging...

    Yardage astonishes randy duchess and gagging ensues
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    Nice is in France is it not ? Erbazzone...

    Nice is in France is it not ?

    Erbazzone revolted balloonists aboard zooming zeppelins - obviously none eaten
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    So putting on a mask would have been the right...

    So putting on a mask would have been the right thing for the turnip to do ?
    I say no.
    Putting a plastic bag tightly over his head and leaving it there would have been the right thing to do.
    It...
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    Economy creates outrageous numbers of millionaire...

    Economy creates outrageous numbers of millionaire yachtsmen
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    I hope Ivanka and Jared and all the rest of the...

    I hope Ivanka and Jared and all the rest of the idiots are giving him lots of hugs.
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    Why are lawyers buried and not cremated ?...

    Why are lawyers buried and not cremated ?
    Because they’re really very nice deep down.
    Hyuk hyuk

    I’ll see myself out.
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    could well be

    could well be
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    16) many feet underground 18) he's not himself ?...

    16) many feet underground
    18) he's not himself ?
    19) backward glance
    21) GI overseas ?
    22) space program
    23) see-through blouse
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    Thoughts and prayers. Fingers crossed. Voodoo...

    Thoughts and prayers.
    Fingers crossed.
    Voodoo doll and pins.
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    10) freezing (zero degrees), 11) hmmm .... yeah...

    10) freezing (zero degrees), 11) hmmm .... yeah stumped for the moment
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    dalliance and louche living indicates a nicely...

    dalliance and louche living indicates a nicely crooked enterprise
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