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    Is this whilst your Penis is lodged in their...

    Is this whilst your Penis is lodged in their throat?
  3. Thread: Koh Chang

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    Great pics JP. Idyllic! Must be great having...

    Great pics JP. Idyllic!

    Must be great having the place to yourself, or does that get boring after a while? I guess they've cut down on their staff and the reason for those sandflies is because...
  4. Are you over 60, finding yourself getting...

    Are you over 60, finding yourself getting increasingly annoyed and posting 50 times a day in reply to embarrassments, idiots, cretins, retards, cockwombles, halfwits, morons, fucktards and people...
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    BRUNITED!!

    BRUNITED!!
  6. Thread: Breakfast

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    ^ I did drink most of that. She's a terrible...

    ^ I did drink most of that.

    She's a terrible cook. If it wasn't for those fun bags......

    :)
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    You fukkin animal.

    You fukkin animal.
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    The closest I'll be getting to flamingos, real life or inflatable, this year :sad:
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    The graveyard shift:)

    I saw an icecream van out on its rounds today.

    It was eleven degrees but feels funking warm after that cold snap....
  10. Thread: Dinner

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    Valentine surprise:)
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    It's nothing Nige would get excited over. :) ...

    It's nothing Nige would get excited over. :)

    Just eggshell, magnolia and some walls.

    Forgot how hard manual work is.:)
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    ^^ Taking a busmans holiday Ahay!!:)

    ^^ Taking a busmans holiday

    Ahay!!:)
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    Been painting all week. Relaxing now though, like...

    Been painting all week. Relaxing now though, like that Baggies defence:)
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    Every week Bruno carries that shit United team.

    Every week Bruno carries that shit United team.
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    What a volley!:)

    What a volley!:)
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    Where's delusionHal ...

    Where's delusionHal

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    Ofukkinlegendmyarse

    Ofukkinlegendmyarse
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    Found out this morning that hand sanitiser is a...

    Found out this morning that hand sanitiser is a great de-icer:)
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    Still celebrating The Beating Southampton Cup:)

    Still celebrating The Beating Southampton Cup:)
  21. ^^ Reading that reminded me of Stand by Me and...

    ^^ Reading that reminded me of Stand by Me and Ice road truckers.. with a couple of companions to keep you warm

    :)





    Let's get back to funking that ozone up. Gonna go burn a couple of...
  22. That and your condo overlooking Boystown, you...

    That and your condo overlooking Boystown, you depraved old bastard.:)
  23. Does anyone really love the cold and grey? I see...

    Does anyone really love the cold and grey?
    I see a lot of joggers and cyclists out there though in all weather.

    She hasn't complained about it, loved the snow. There's loads of parks and greenery...
  24. When was the last time you visited the UK mate?...

    When was the last time you visited the UK mate? :)

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  25. Yeah, it's funny what some of us shut out of our...

    Yeah, it's funny what some of us shut out of our lives from our childhoods. I'm guessing it happened on a school excursion and will explain your love and vocation of studying and handling rock:)
    ...
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    This And that. Possibly The Wingman

    This


    And that.




    Possibly The Wingman
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    Watching United without Bruno is like watching...

    Watching United without Bruno is like watching Spurs without Kane.

    Good night Johnboy
  28. I know. They won't do it though because they say...

    I know. They won't do it though because they say it's a distraction and using a smartphone or smartwatch in the cab will quickly get you the sack.

    There are cameras all over the buses, if you...
  29. Other things I do quite regular, trap passengers...

    Other things I do quite regular, trap passengers in the front doors. If you are quick pressing the open button it will hardly squeeze them. It's never good when it's the elderly or someone's child...
  30. I haven't gone up a highway yet, but have taken a...

    I haven't gone up a highway yet, but have taken a few wrong turns... That's when you quickly need to think of low bridges:)
    The worst one was with a load of schoolkids who gave me a load of shit....
  31. I do that quite a bit, daydreaming mainly but...

    I do that quite a bit, daydreaming mainly but sometimes when I'm bored:)...and it's quite a lonely job...the ones who sprint to the bus stops, screaming and waving there arms up and down... I will...
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    There's loads to do here. I have 3 jobs that i...

    There's loads to do here. I have 3 jobs that i fit around each other. It's my day off bus driving today, so I'm off delivering soon.

    It's not guided tours or fluffing pornstars like you but its...
  33. There's WiFi and charging ports on some and 5G in...

    There's WiFi and charging ports on some and 5G in parts of UK now.

    Not this old E400 I'm driving today though. That one my mate Steady was on last week:)




    Soon be Spring. Besides it's...
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    You'd be lucky to get a Kinder Egg in Siamburis for this...

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  35. :) Yeah about 15 mins

    :)

    Yeah about 15 mins
  36. A hairy arsed bus driver's outlook on the UK

    Blizzards and more pricks than Cam 02

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    Bore draw

    Bore draw
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    You'd think she'd lived here all her life. If you...

    You'd think she'd lived here all her life. If you ask her where the best place to live is, she will tell you England over Malaysia and Thailand. The cold doesn't phase her at all, unlike her mother:)...
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    I have a pool...come down:) ...

    I have a pool...come down:)



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    What part of Birmingham is that, Nev?:)
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    ^ another pool dosser. It's no good for you,...

    ^ another pool dosser.

    It's no good for you, too much sun.
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    I hope the gardener over chlorinated

    I hope the gardener over chlorinated
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    Here's a stat for you Cyrille... What shower...

    Here's a stat for you Cyrille...

    What shower of shit is bottom of the league on home form, with a goal difference of minus 24?:)
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    ^ Spurs scored a third of those in one game. ...

    ^ Spurs scored a third of those in one game.

    Any more silly stats?
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    I'm not keen on sweet chili, get some curry...

    I'm not keen on sweet chili, get some curry powder on there PAG.:)
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    ^ Wake in a cheery mood after your Generation...

    ^ Wake in a cheery mood after your Generation Holocaust bingefest?:)
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    You utter kunt:)
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    Rashford is no Beckham. Inconsistent as fuck and...

    Rashford is no Beckham. Inconsistent as fuck and mediocre at times, just like Obellend's team and management. Always looks fucking miserable, possibly because of his bad back or needs a school meal....
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    Yup, its called Cyrille and you spelled fucknuts...

    Yup, its called Cyrille and you spelled fucknuts wrong
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    How many minutes those plebs held a 2 goal lead
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    Bunch of kunts. Anniversary of Munuch too. I'd...

    Bunch of kunts. Anniversary of Munuch too.

    I'd love to buy that naive twat Ole a one way Malaysian airways ticket
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