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  1. Thread: More Pie

    by terry57
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    Jesus Christ Topper, I kicked in to help save...

    Jesus Christ Topper,

    I kicked in to help save ya skank arse and ya started posting up pictures regards the fat ladden shitty burgers you were eating. ?????

    Rather fuking uncool i reckon eh. I...
  2. You plebs are way to serious. Just think about...

    You plebs are way to serious.

    Just think about when NZ legalises the wacky tabaccy and all those sheep shagging fukos are just going to fire one up and float away into happiness.

    It's comin on...
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    Hey Willy, why don't cha do a Video on the art of...

    Hey Willy, why don't cha do a Video on the art of tefling and how one survives on 25 baht a day.

    Oh that's right, you ain't got the money to spend on the extra bandwidth. :smileylaughing:
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    Willy Wanky, Snubby Shitstain and Aunty Nobitson...

    Willy Wanky, Snubby Shitstain and Aunty Nobitson felched each other on U Tube premium for 25 Baht each and a bottle of warm monkey spunk.

    Dirty little fukers eh. :spam2:
  5. So they should do, If the plebs want to come...

    So they should do,

    If the plebs want to come live in the lucky country then learn the lingo and get with the program.

    If not then stay in ya own shit hole, friggin soap dodging Poms invaded...
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    Look here Shifters, If ya got the Filthy lucre...

    Look here Shifters,

    If ya got the Filthy lucre you enjoy fook out of it and just make sure you have some tucked away for when the shit hits the fan like now.

    Or ya can go the other way a be a...
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    Pat has really kicked a winner with his Utube...

    Pat has really kicked a winner with his Utube channel. It's simply very informative and delivered well.

    The fact is some of teakdoors cretins are extremely upset that Pat gave up posting about his...
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    That is quiet a solid principal right there. ...

    That is quiet a solid principal right there.

    The fact is that the vast majority of punters who recieve free money spend it on Drugs, Alchohol and scanky dirty whores.

    The rest is then wasted :)
  9. Thread: I cried today

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    Yer , I gota admit i cried a fookin massive...

    Yer ,

    I gota admit i cried a fookin massive fok orf river yesterday.

    Run out of Mull eh.

    Oh well, i just sucked it up and gettin another bag of top wack shit this arvo.

    Fookin rippa in...
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    Poll: Fookin Oath he shud eh. My mate The Donald is...

    Fookin Oath he shud eh. My mate The Donald is fookin awefookinsum.

    Anyway fukos, you lot have a lovely day innit.

    Ta. :)
  11. Fookin throw the koonta on da Barbie eh. I'm...

    Fookin throw the koonta on da Barbie eh.

    I'm fookin hungry innit. :)
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    I liked Pat much betta when he was telling us how...

    I liked Pat much betta when he was telling us how he busted his cousins blurter.

    On Ya Pat, fookin rippa mate eh innit. :)
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    Hello to me mates on Teak Door.

    Hello fukos,

    My mate Uncle Dave reckons I should tell ya's ta go get fooked eh.

    You lot have a lovely day won't cha' s.

    :)
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    Fookin Hell JJ ya dumb pleb, Aint ya got a...

    Fookin Hell JJ ya dumb pleb,

    Aint ya got a plane to catch ta Darwin or sumptin.

    Fookin fool. :)
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    Update. Fatty has given me his A/C. filters...

    Update.

    Fatty has given me his A/C. filters for free but they were not free and actually cost me 1000 Bht.

    That was my donation to his Burger eating addiction. :)
  16. Oh I bet doin that is gunna clean shit up. ...

    Oh I bet doin that is gunna clean shit up.

    Fookin Monkeys. :smileylaughing:
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    OK fukers, Lets talk about being cashed the...

    OK fukers,

    Lets talk about being cashed the fuk up eh ?

    So I'm worth about 10 million quid and have spent it wisely on mull, Coopers Sparkling Ale , Dark Beer Lao, my cracking 1992 Toyota SV...
  18. The thing is though, Perth has always been so...

    The thing is though,

    Perth has always been so God dam hot in Summer from the get go no one's notices any difference from year to year.

    It's just plain fuking hot.

    Horrible place for three...
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    It's all right for you Dill, You sell ya Arse...

    It's all right for you Dill,

    You sell ya Arse every night on lower Sukumvit and can afford to send ya Brat to the horrendously priced Private schools in Bangkok.

    This will ensure a good...
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    The truth be told though, To enjoy this shit...

    The truth be told though,

    To enjoy this shit house one needs to be in good health, cashed up and preferably not packing any Brats.

    I mean one does not want to treat this shit pit as a serious...
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    Yes , it has affected me in a fantastic way and...

    Yes , it has affected me in a fantastic way and the longer the yellow filth are kept confined to their shit hole the better. :)

    Travelling through KL airport was awesome., no screaming yelling...
  22. It was 44 degrees today in Perth same as it was...

    It was 44 degrees today in Perth same as it was back in 1997.

    No one was bitching on about climate change then ?

    Nothing has changed. :spam2:
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    You Dem voting fools deserve all the angst that...

    You Dem voting fools deserve all the angst that comes your way.

    Watching you wankers argue who is the best chance to beat my mate The Donald is awesome and I salute you all.

    Wasting your time...
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    Yer, But I'm just going on what these other...

    Yer,

    But I'm just going on what these other fuk ups on this forum say about the Thai Public Hospital system and I believe them considering the amount of fukers trying to use them.

    I doubt very...
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    Sticky: Can't argue with that sausage Arse. The filthy...

    Can't argue with that sausage Arse.

    The filthy chinkies are really causing and reaping everything they deserve.
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    Hey shitters, How's that Impeachment working...

    Hey shitters,

    How's that Impeachment working for you ?

    Oh sorry, it's not is it. :smileylaughing:
  27. I thought I was a millium or sumptin. ??? Oh...

    I thought I was a millium or sumptin. ???

    Oh well, who gives a fuk. :smileylaughing:
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    All hail the great man The Donald. 4 more...

    All hail the great man The Donald.

    4 more years eh shitters.

    Fookin brilliant. :smileylaughing:
  29. Don't ask complicated questions mate. It fooks...

    Don't ask complicated questions mate.

    It fooks up the climate change Bitches.:)
  30. Yer, I love slaggin the silly fukers off but...

    Yer,

    I love slaggin the silly fukers off but deep down I love the fookin retards. :)
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    Jesus Christ Snubby, Take a fookin break...

    Jesus Christ Snubby,

    Take a fookin break mate,,

    Ya gunna stroke out eh. :smileylaughing:
  32. The guy may of been a nutters but ya would think...

    The guy may of been a nutters but ya would think the pleb family would of ID'ed his body before cranking up the funeral.

    What a complete and utter fookin gong show lieland is .

    Fooking larf...
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    Many punters talk about people dying in agony in...

    Many punters talk about people dying in agony in some rat infested public hospital in lieland.

    Never can work shit out in this joint.

    Good report by the way.
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    Sticky: But ya Got a call it though. Compared to the...

    But ya Got a call it though.

    Compared to the Septic trash shooting each other in mass killings and Lieland killing 20000 punters a year on the roads these outbreaks are fook all.
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    Sticky: All face saving bull shit of course :)

    All face saving bull shit of course :)
  36. Got a fookin larf eh sausage Arse. They do...

    Got a fookin larf eh sausage Arse.

    They do take the biscuit and get a gold medal for being the most stupid fukers on God's Earth eh.

    It's fookin awesome to read this stuff. :smileylaughing:
  37. Well, it is true that every fuker in Thailand...

    Well, it is true that every fuker in Thailand will suffer through never ending pollution until the current generation of Somchai fukers turn up their clogs.

    These lot are way to old, broke and...
  38. Fookin lovely in KL this week. :)

    Fookin lovely in KL this week. :)
  39. Out of every disaster there is a huge winner. ...

    Out of every disaster there is a huge winner.

    That is the coonts who collect donations from the punting public to distribute to the poor fukos who have lost their shit.

    Been like that forever...
  40. Im doing fook all . Global warming is complete...

    Im doing fook all .

    Global warming is complete fookin Bolliks.

    The joint will still be here when all you fukers are long gone eh.:)
  41. You are spot on with that sausage Arse. The...

    You are spot on with that sausage Arse.

    The average Thai struggles to manage 10 Bht and it's all gunna go tits up not in the to far future.

    But the fukers need to learn a hard lesson eh.
  42. I think we can call this on not being a teacher...

    I think we can call this on not being a teacher but more about being fuking stupid with money.
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    Sticky: The funny thing is Lieland murders 20 K punters a...

    The funny thing is Lieland murders 20 K punters a year on the road and they do not give a fuk. 555
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    Of course it is ,it's only the losers who wank on...

    Of course it is ,it's only the losers who wank on eh.
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    Of course they will ya fukin idiot. 555

    Of course they will ya fukin idiot. 555
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    Losers always wank on when they leave Los Eh.

    Losers always wank on when they leave Los Eh.
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    Jesus Christ, I think I triggered fatty and...

    Jesus Christ,

    I think I triggered fatty and JJ ? Coonts gone into melt down mode. :)

    I asked a very simple basic fuking question ?

    That question was this.

    If Fatty and JJ are shagging...
  48. Oh come on Arry, Nothing wrong with a bit of...

    Oh come on Arry,

    Nothing wrong with a bit of kuntishness to get punters through their day.

    So touchy you PC fukers. :)
  49. Anyway Global warming is so yesterday init. ...

    Anyway Global warming is so yesterday init.

    It's the Yellow Filth who are gunna kill us all and the planet now init. :spam2:
  50. I'm gunna punch my car and van around Arsetralia...

    I'm gunna punch my car and van around Arsetralia on a 20 K road trip and drive at 110 KPH instead of my usual 115 KPH.

    That's will save maybe 2.5 fookin trees. :smileylaughing:
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