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Titty tequila use to be very common in both the Philippines and Thailand bars. Lime on one nipple, salt on the other, you get the picture.

^Have you named that Pidgeon yet? Just trying to guage your true sanity at this point..

His:
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Hers (they do a smaller serve for 200 Baht vs 300 for the full size)
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Cod perfection:
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And they throw in a bit of Christmas cake and custard on Fridays :)
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^I mentioned this before, those apps and ideal weight are fucken bullshit. Your pics show you're a large framed heavy set guy, they're working on people built like marathon runners. Ignore totally.

Good on 'ya Mendip, the TD support group will have your back on this with words of encouragement.

Yeah I started today with some crumpet too :)
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197 cm (or about 6 foot 5) and naturally big-framed but weighing 71kg is ok you say? I'd look like a fucking javelin with Aids.

Yeah I take no notice of these calculators. According to my stats, the lower end of my healthy weight range is 71kg which is 30+ kg under what I actually weigh. I'd look like an Auschwitz survivor...

Anyone know the carrying capacity of a typical Thai Pigeon, preferably in centiliters.

Asking for a friend :chitown:

To be frank, he's fucked up royally leaving that much in the bottle. Just enough to get a light buzz going and really start to enjoy it then BAM!! that's the end of it. The drinkers equivalent of...

^ & ^^Wot? :)

You just fucking know the remnants of what he brought back for his little girl will get necked along with the remaining Scotch later today, my post is only to let him know there's no...

^^Cruel!

Mendip to take your mind off things like food and to re-assure you that the treats you bought for your daughter are replaceable (not that they ever stood a snowman's chance in hell...

^They really really deserved to win the series, an outstanding effort.

Mendip, you can all those culinary delicacies from Siamburi's in Pattaya and they deliver nation-wide now I believe, so do Siam Expat Food. So while surfing those pages and making enquiries about a...

In the off chance she does come to your room and treats you in person, tell her your dick tastes funny too. Follow me for more free medical advice :)

Jeezuz that foot's not good, as mentioned you need to get moisturiser onto them.

Really looking forward to your home cooking pics after parole, I'd imagine you've got your first few weeks meals...

^Dance around it and deflect all you want, there's no getting around the blatantly obvious fact that you're stuck here with no way out and that must really hurt. Pure speculation on my part of...

So the obvious and very simple answer is to move somewhere more to your liking, and she can fly back to Thailand whenever she wants for her family and food fix. An uncountable number of people with...

Slowly? You've been threatening to leave since the sausages debacle which must be 5 or 6 years ago now, maybe more. How many ducks are you trying to line up exactly, must be in the billions.


Oh...

^You were looking at fucking nowhere more like it. Simple reason being despite there being an entire world out there which people married to Thai's can happily move to and live you've somehow managed...

^^Yes because if you marry a Thai, there's strict laws in place that say you're not allowed to live with them anywhere else in the world and must stay in Thailand even if you hate it here :rolleyes:....

^^^Seen that movie before on Pornhub, that's the part where he says that was fantastic!

Felt like something sweet for lap-food while watching the cricket, pancakes with butter and honey to the rescue.

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Crispy skin Sea Bream fillets pan fried in coconut oil & butter, eaten with fingers while watching sports on tv.

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Brazil vs Japan women's beach volleyball.

Deleted sorry, you already mentioned Grab food wasn't possible. Not good mate!

Tried to watch some of it yesterday, lasted about 1.3 episodes before finally giving up in total frustration. The continuous bouncing around between 3 different periods of time, B grade actors, and C...

The rectal thermometer seems a bit weird...

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I actually prefer their Pork snags over the Beef, both are good though. But the Rolls Royce of deli offerings down there is these bad boys, gently simmered and served with tomato sauce on the side. ...

The crack of daylight isn't safe around this bloke :)

Or a driver :)

I turned a local lady with an airport pick-up service onto these flight tracking apps years ago and she still thanks me when we see each other. Fuck leaving Pattaya to pick someone...

You'll need FBI grade software to delete your browser history after that much time in solitary :p

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You don't have to say it mate, we all know you were boning that French piece anyway :)

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Be that as it may, you also don't need a degree in law to know that when 60 (sixty) judges say there's no case to answer it becomes very clear no evidence that's presentable in the eyes of the law...

^Unlike the 60 or so Judges, including those of the Supreme Court (some of whom were appointed by Trump himself), who looked at the evidence presented by Trump's attorney's to see if there was basis...

Damn right, jeez they pulled that one out of the fire against a pretty good bowling attack. Sets up for a good game at the Gabba - hopefully.

^The short story is they grew up with the gun culture it and it's all they've ever known. It'd be like asking an Eskimo how the hell he can be ok with being surrounded by ice his entire life.

Good on them too, it's a Major so the entire top 60 players in the world + exemptions will be there. The only thing going thru Trump's mind would have been hand-choosing 3 of the biggest names to...

^I'm talking about Dilly's steak too, it's way overdone for my liking and approaching that level of done-ness where even good steak goes tough :(

£9.39 Baht per Kilo for New Zealand Tenderloin that is excellent quality and perfectly safe, as all NZ export quality meat tends to be. What are you paying for quality Tenderloin in paradise?

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^No, but you do realise that by even suggesting such an absurdity Mendip's mind will be racing at 100mph and he'll have jotted it down on his things to do list for when he gets home :)

^Yes, leftover peas (and onions and mash) from dinner yesterday! They'll all get used up on the plate with a roasted chicken that'll go in the oven later today.

Yeah I bought a Tefal, looked in a few shops that had a decent range while reading online reviews on my phone and the model we decided on was upper mid range, cost about 3,800 Baht. Couldn't be...

^Must get on YouTube and look at the various ways and recipes for ribs in the Airfryer, they look good!

Unlike my dinner today, looks more like a dogs breakfast but went down nicely :)
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I get all my world news from chinese media, especially when it comes to Covid. The fact that if any reporters printed anything deemed derogatory to china they'd get shot through the temple at...

The smaller footprints look like men's shoes too...

^Would be a far fetch to call Trump or his typical supporters skinny's though :)

^Unbelievable isn't it. If McDonald's stop deliveries to this fucking man-child, I'm actually worried about what could happen to world peace.