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    I agree with most and they represent the vile...

    I agree with most and they represent the vile mentality as elswhere.

    However they are the current largest opposition party just as the NSDAP were once.
    Sachsen was until recently a stronghold for...
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    I hope it clears up,Willy is our expert in that...

    I hope it clears up,Willy is our expert in that Dept of course, whatever tretament you choose don't put your took in a Smeg overnite
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    To Bjork or not to pork that is the question, but...

    To Bjork or not to pork that is the question, but for most preferable to back of Bourke?

    Anyway you seem to have roused something down below, or Van Driversland.
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    Pee Tynem reminds me of Innuit playmate Husly...

    Pee Tynem reminds me of Innuit playmate Husly Elsie

    Velly velly good Khvn Helge

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=76232&stc=1
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    eggsactly my theta eater has removed your...

    eggsactly my theta eater has removed your character from my telephone handset, of course your Aroma lingers on in direct proportion to teh Carlsberg level.

    Per Ardua ad Tuborg
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    I fear you may be may be misunderconfusy ID him...

    I fear you may be may be misunderconfusy ID him with Gerhard Schröder of rapers of the lust park
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    As every peeping Tom knws that is the lintel of...

    As every peeping Tom knws that is the lintel of the bathroom window.

    She Came In Through The Bathroom Window (Remastered 2009) - YouTube

    As I realize you are learning talking a grown up...
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    German Easels, sonst noch?

    The Mister Race will need to get the slide rule out to determins the mating options Monday.

    Not since 1939 has the term Germany goes to the Poles been so moot.

    The soft left have slim semi...
  9. Luckily my Friend Dr Go Ogle reveals Geastrum...

    Luckily my Friend Dr Go Ogle reveals

    Geastrum mirabile Mont.

    It occurs in small amounts worldwide but as you say teh Thai crop wil vanish, I wonder if any notices that a few locals are stoned ,...
  10. thx , ure Ariel fungi

    thx , ure Ariel fungi
  11. Poor old buffers on slippery slop to being...

    Poor old buffers on slippery slop to being railroaded, the soul postive that without a seaport they won't be sShanghaied nver to see their kith kin khao
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    Dearset Sabang I think tasting in situ is...

    Dearset Sabang I think tasting in situ is required, while edible food is a novelty in the S hemisphere. Aside from stody Lamingtons, pie floaters the only famous dish was Peach Melba, there is some...
  13. Lousy Smoked kippers fume at chink impunity.

    Lousy Smoked kippers fume at chink impunity.
  14. Suasage Munchers are winning the Sausage hole dilemma in USA

    As the schleppers and of Eastern Europe schlokk rf tawdry mantle of Marxism the sauerkraut theories of rich Rheinisch Karl Marx and his German backer Engels have seeped into mainstream culture, like...
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    I am a connoisseur of such and is my default...

    I am a connoisseur of such and is my default state, however Khvn Harold there is merit in discovery, don't be sheepish go downunder who knows you might like it, The Quaens Angrit is a minority...
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    Ffffaaaark great stuff can I have some of that...

    Ffffaaaark great stuff can I have some of that whizz yer on , still Thursday up country even the pox, vaccines or my fans reds have'nt arrived.

    A lovely ditty for teh Equinox which is about the...
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    think he means kip , uness that John Bull prnting...

    think he means kip , uness that John Bull prnting press uses linen.
    Last time I was in Laos tho a million kip was the price of a meal for 2!
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    Thanks Simon fascinating. as a child all I knew...

    Thanks Simon fascinating.
    as a child all I knew was my folks went to offices, later I discovered my father had done "Voluntary work overseas"

    Ironically just up the road from here. It was a...
  19. Roubini gave a recent interview re stagflation...

    Roubini gave a recent interview re stagflation debt trap.

    Seems the usual solution inflation by stealth is the only alternative to tryng to get tax from the mobile wealthy.

    Xi's new enthusiam...
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    Nice bike , is that teh bridge to Denmark I sppy...

    Nice bike , is that teh bridge to Denmark I sppy in the background?

    If your tired of rolling your own cheroots, I've got teh solution I can send you my Shan impulse buy as I'm quitting smoking...
  21. New verb for those who eschew Chinese tech while...

    New verb for those who eschew Chinese tech while our Macan and Geordie pals may shour Hua Wei teh lads the generic term is sure to be

    TELETOSSERS, you saw it here first , keep it under your...
  22. Nǐ sh́ shànghǎi de tóngzh́ ma 你是上海的同志嗎Ṣng sānś...

    Nǐ sh́ shànghǎi de tóngzh́ ma 你是上海的同志嗎Ṣng sānś biànsh́ wǒmen yào yùzhī送三四便士我們要預支Await furthur instructions via the app, do not insert charging cable into knob while unde rthe affluence.
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    After a good seeing too? While I'll tolerte...

    After a good seeing too?

    While I'll tolerte derailleur of this serius thread I assure you bangers some of the finest dumplings I have ever got to grips with were in Scandanavia , you may have gone...
  24. schh the tobacco tin bum detectors have been...

    schh the tobacco tin bum detectors have been reporpoised as pie moulds, Hes a bucket half full typo guy, some might even say like Can "He's full of it".Of course some of patents are mainluyaimed at...
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    Amazing had a Stig "working " brekkie near...

    Amazing had a Stig "working " brekkie near Roskilde , the stromgest coffee ever diluted with Gamle Dansk akaavit, I thought I was a relentless wild rover but those Danes drunk me under the table,...
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    We've all regretted a night with a frogman, get...

    We've all regretted a night with a frogman, get over it , scuba do
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    O Slo,Cum to Thailand to have real crabs, don't...

    O Slo,Cum to Thailand to have real crabs, don't be groomed by these speakers of NudeNorsk stick to Bog Mall you know it makes sense.

    Many of these poor turnips and trolls failed to take the...
  28. Thread: Ribeye roast?

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    Oggy as a man with 2 ovens I will offer to cook...

    Oggy as a man with 2 ovens I will offer to cook for free pay and your postage and give an unmarbled report on the taste, , due to lack of transport and shileding from Mad Thai disease we are reduced...
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    Malmo Wednesday basting swedes.

    Malmo Wednesday basting swedes.
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    Dear Harold think it is an Ozzie thingy , when...

    Dear Harold think it is an Ozzie thingy , when they ran out of transported Poms to entertain teh wallabies, Camels and their jockeys were sent to help the many unmarried redcoats reliEve their...
  31. Perhaps they wish to curate these final visitors...

    Perhaps they wish to curate these final visitors as an historical archive of when welcoming locals greeted happy tourists who returned many times with very light regulation.

    I recall wild times in...
  32. Don't shoot the messenger eh I cannot see any...

    Don't shoot the messenger eh

    I cannot see any comment from our tireless newshound, did I miss something.

    I think none will know all the horrors of Myanmar ..yet, are you defendig the military...
  33. Almost indistinguishable from the real thing...

    Almost indistinguishable from the real thing then, fake romance, fake passports, drugs, visas,fake news, fake handbags, fake bomb detectors, some one needs to come up with BMW quality fake bum...
  34. Or as we used to say , sure the cheques "In the...

    Or as we used to say , sure the cheques "In the post".

    There has been sufficient warning.

    I wonder who'll take the biggest haircut the overseas punter or locals.

    We'll soon have a sharp...
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    Shattering Elvis Presley - All Shook up (Audio)...

    Shattering
    Elvis Presley - All Shook up (Audio) - YouTube
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    Troll alert

    Troll alert
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    Early shot from Eastenders ppilot in Blak and...

    Early shot from Eastenders ppilot in Blak and White

    Never been to Queen's Legs at Opening Tim for the happy hour?

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=76030&stc=1

    I prefer...
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    I bow to your superior knowledge I just recall...

    I bow to your superior knowledge I just recall Jyllands post standing up to the Burqalurkers and while Nazi scum were at large It was Danish fishermen from Sydhaven who I met, filmed and interviewd...
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    Escape from Malmo

    The once quit peaceful Malmo I recall is approaching such thirdworld shithole status natives are fleeing to Teakdooristan across teh bridge provide by the Great Danes who they always secretly...
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    ? WE? malmo? Has the Swedish muslim...

    ?

    WE?

    malmo?

    Has the Swedish muslim ghetto be transfeered to the Londistan Caliph?

    Take so mickey
  41. Thread: Daily Moan

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    I've never seen a bone as graft more as an...

    I've never seen a bone as graft more as an opportunity, of course I suppose hallucigenic squirrel shit coffee helps.

    I hope MsKitty will be a gnasherflasher with the best and share a mouthful with...
  42. Try this in the meantime Beat It - YouTube...

    Try this in the meantime

    Beat It - YouTube
  43. With speaker vans teh Pooyai bans Tannoy...

    With speaker vans teh Pooyai bans Tannoy motorcycles backfiring our Slyamese neighbours are pretty crazy too. I've heard rumours they're

    GOING LOCO DOWN IN LOTUS TESCO

    Going loco down in Lotus...
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    An island surrounded by gasfileds full of...

    An island surrounded by gasfileds full of windbags who consume baked beans like frogs snort snails has run outta gas.

    I thought this was odourous nonsense until the Tonic issue highlighted I feel...
  45. If you like Honkers visit any chciken restaurant...

    If you like Honkers visit any chciken restaurant in China give s awhole new meaning to hawker stalls.

    One of those experiences that refutes evolution and we are returning to a more primitive state...
  46. My mate in Pattaya has the solution he's a...

    My mate in Pattaya has the solution he's a leading Pie Smuggler, the real trick is a monks Bucket with a lucky Jat-u-cum on top in a

    HAZMAT YELLOW BUCKET
  47. He was a beaut, sadly most of vids are black...

    He was a beaut, sadly most of vids are black white shakey but those who saw knew he was best at teh time.

    The pitches , balss and fouls were worse than the modern era , so even harder to be...
  48. No prob if you need photo page just pop down to...

    No prob if you need photo page just pop down to my local immigration where my records and all other foreigners are handed out as scrap paper.

    Luckily some entered by the back door on a $500 Cambo...
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    COPPERS PULL PHUKET: A Phang Nga man has been...

    COPPERS PULL

    PHUKET: A Phang Nga man has been arrested and brought to Phuket to face charges for stealing telephone and communications cables across the island and selling them for scrap near his...
  50. I've saved some of the 12 year old single snake...

    I've saved some of the 12 year old single snake yadong for your visit.

    With a Spy Strawberry chaser, as I heard you like a "Ladies Drink" hardly tastes like petrol at all.

    Part of my financial...
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