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    It’s not rocket science. Get rid of the...

    It’s not rocket science.

    Get rid of the thieving scum at the top and the bludging scum at the bottom.
    Everybody contributing to society.
    Fewer people using less energy.
    Manage the...
  2. Reducing economic disparity by the trickledown...

    Reducing economic disparity by the trickledown effect no doubt.
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    Delectable edibles leave example clown tasting a...

    Delectable edibles leave example clown tasting a bit like excrement
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    Yeah right ..... If she's just a silly girl...

    Yeah right .....

    If she's just a silly girl then why do grown men get so wound up ?

    Maybe she frightens them.

    For some reason.
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    Obviously a communist Red Shirt

    Obviously a communist Red Shirt
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    Streak to reveal elderly ability karma

    Streak to reveal elderly ability karma
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    Why should anyone stfu ? Listening isn’t...

    Why should anyone stfu ?
    Listening isn’t compulsory.
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    Striptease to reveal interesting parts that...

    Striptease to reveal interesting parts that excite aged seniors’ essences
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    Richardson - I’m coming home and require dinner...

    Richardson - I’m coming home and require dinner served on napkins
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    A teenage girl is emotional ? Hoooda thought ...

    A teenage girl is emotional ?
    Hoooda thought ...
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    She’s pretty scary for a young midget. Must be...

    She’s pretty scary for a young midget.
    Must be the Viking genes.
  12. Or they won’t - they are retards after all. ...

    Or they won’t - they are retards after all.
    Never trust a man in a silly hat and a dress.
    What to do ???
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    Naked Australians’ knickers excite deviants

    Naked Australians’ knickers excite deviants
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    Go the Aspies !!! Tell it like it is girl.

    Go the Aspies !!!
    Tell it like it is girl.
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    Smells make excited lusty ladies swoon

    Smells make excited lusty ladies swoon
  16. Bugger. Have to invade Russia then ....

    Bugger. Have to invade Russia then ....
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    Saskatchewans ate spiced koala although tastes...

    Saskatchewans ate spiced koala although tastes can horrify environmentalist women and nancy soyboys
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    Stronger Thais repelled old Norwegians grabbing...

    Stronger Thais repelled old Norwegians grabbing excellent rears
  19. Wouldn’t take a great effort to knock over the...

    Wouldn’t take a great effort to knock over the Saudis and the gulf states but Iran is probably a bit too difficult.
    Venezuela is closer to the US and has more oil ....
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    Ha ha ha I’ve defeated the evil sound. It’s a...

    Ha ha ha I’ve defeated the evil sound. It’s a ‘welcome’ sound btw.
    Well fuck me - it’s as welcoming as a dumped gf.
    Manual was useless but Dilly’s suggestion bore fruit.
    Thank you good sir.
  21. The West has had a long time to develop...

    The West has had a long time to develop alternatives or reinvade the oil producers.
  22. Thread: Daily Moan

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    I’ll try it later

    I’ll try it later
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    it’s a Cerato not a Stinger .... Besides, the...

    it’s a Cerato not a Stinger ....
    Besides, the default setting should be NO bloody bells and whistles.
    I’ve managed just fine without musical cars for the last forty years.
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    If it’s got legs and it’s not furniture it’s food.

    If it’s got legs and it’s not furniture it’s food.
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    Vitamin B

    Vitamin B
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    When everybody looks and smells and behaves and...

    When everybody looks and smells and behaves and speaks and thinks the same all the racist stuff will go away.
    Except there’ll be other species to be anxious about.
  27. Couldn’t find UHK on the list.

    Couldn’t find UHK on the list.
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    Musical cars. I’ve got a Kia hire car this week...

    Musical cars.
    I’ve got a Kia hire car this week and when entering or leaving the damn thing it plays a little tune.
    WTF ?
    It might be possible to disable it but the owner’s manual weighs about a...
  29. It’s quite simple - Iranians are arseholes who...

    It’s quite simple - Iranians are arseholes who won’t let women watch football games and who want nukes and want Israel destroyed.
    Saudis are arseholes who run a medieval police state.
    Let them be...
  30. Why not just shoot down a few more Iranian...

    Why not just shoot down a few more Iranian airliners ?
    The USS Vincennes has been decommissioned but the officers who were commended might still be about.
    There’s nothing better than screaming...
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    ‘yams’ are monkey scrotums

    ‘yams’ are monkey scrotums
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    Maybe a bit hard to pick. It’s Lorne. Someone...

    Maybe a bit hard to pick. It’s Lorne.

    Someone else’s turn

    can’t delete photos grrr
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    Yes the GOR but where ?

    Yes the GOR but where ?
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    38647Southern Australia

    38647Southern Australia
  35. South America. The annual production is about...

    South America.
    The annual production is about 2000 tonnes and rising.
    The war on drugs is obviously a stunning success.
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    Vegetated land acts as a sponge, absorbing rain...

    Vegetated land acts as a sponge, absorbing rain and releasing water to moderate flows.
    Concrete doesn’t.
    Politicians also act as sponges, absorbing dirty cash inflows from developers and...
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    Succumbed under constant cunnilingus urging, Mary...

    Succumbed under constant cunnilingus urging, Mary bedded Elizabeth delightfully
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    Yasothonians are selling out to hordes of...

    Yasothonians are selling out to hordes of non-Isaan assailants - nasty stuff
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    you obfuscate unnecessarily

    you obfuscate unnecessarily
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    38603

    38603
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    economists create opportunities no other mortals...

    economists create opportunities no other mortals initiate so tyrants satisfy
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    classic ............ :smileylaughing:

    classic ............ :smileylaughing:
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    Treasurer rorts every Australian sucker using...

    Treasurer rorts every Australian sucker using regulations extracting revenue
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    They were fake. Lots of her was fake.

    They were fake. Lots of her was fake.
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    D’oh d’oh Must get more sleep

    D’oh d’oh
    Must get more sleep
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    Ummm .... no. Never have been, never will be...

    Ummm .... no.
    Never have been, never will be that desperate.
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    I’m not particularly into pottery as such but the...

    I’m not particularly into pottery as such but the inner egghead finds the idea of bronze being made before or contemporaneously with the Middle East quite fascinating.
    The display is a bit last...
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    Yes, the white pants are somewhat fascinating. ...

    Yes, the white pants are somewhat fascinating.
    The airbags not so much.
  49. You can’t label people as ‘victims’ anymore...

    You can’t label people as ‘victims’ anymore because they’ll feel victimised according to the PC police.

    They are now ‘injured persons’ or ‘injured parties’ though I don’t know if they’ll be doing...
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    She is of course another of the multitude of...

    She is of course another of the multitude of self-obsessed bimbettes but I’d imagine that many people don’t know much about passport damage.

    On return to Straya in July the fun police at...
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