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  1. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: I was eating my tea last night when I suddenly...

    I was eating my tea last night when I suddenly thought to my self,
    "This milk must be seriously out of date".
  2. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: Latest Africa Cup results, Ghana 8--Ethiopia...

    Latest Africa Cup results, Ghana 8--Ethiopia Didn't.
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    The Dakar Rally is on there at the moment,seems...

    The Dakar Rally is on there at the moment,seems the Govt is buying a few sporting events to get a bit of good press.
    Seen a few women wandering around the race control area with no head covering...
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    Looper,now that you have checked out her...

    Looper,now that you have checked out her undies,is the next plan to check if the Brazilian has a Brazilian.
    Great having a catapult in Qld,think they are banned in the rest of OZ,make short work of...
  5. Baldrick hit a winner mentioning Les Norton,best...

    Baldrick hit a winner mentioning Les Norton,best OZ tv series of 2019.
  6. Thread: Name That Car

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    Luigi,hoe it's air cooled if you nick it. Joke...

    Luigi,hoe it's air cooled if you nick it.
    Joke is getting old but could not help myself,nice to see the bike is getting a workout.
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    The pants are cut a bit baggy but otherwise........

    The pants are cut a bit baggy but otherwise.....

    Handy if you are into pocket pool,no one would know if you are having a game
  8. How did the tourist board sign off on that utter...

    How did the tourist board sign off on that utter dickhead Adam Hills for this AD.
    He is a ABC protected so-called comic,all shit shows he is in.
    Saw him in the UK show Mock the Week,no wit,looked...
  9. Wonder if Musk will come out with a nasty tweet...

    Wonder if Musk will come out with a nasty tweet over this poor guys death.
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    Kiwis in more shit than a Werribee duck,8/117-350...

    Kiwis in more shit than a Werribee duck,8/117-350 behind.
    NZ must have a 4 day working week because the their cricketers don't seem able to play past that or even come close to it.
    Latham had a...
  11. Thread: Name That Car

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    Steyr-Puch Halfinger

    Steyr-Puch Halfinger
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    Cujo,you must get with the times. Terry now...

    Cujo,you must get with the times.
    Terry now proudly motors around in a flash Holden station wagon,cool for cats.
  13. Thread: Name That Car

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    Might be a 40's De soto,anyway we should have a...

    Might be a 40's De soto,anyway we should have a whip around and buy a lawn bowls hat so Looper can put It on the
    rear parcel shelf so on-lookers would think he is a doddery old bastard who could...
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    Thanks Mr Guzzi.

    Thanks Mr Guzzi.
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    Mr Guzzi,what brand of boots are you wearing.

    Mr Guzzi,what brand of boots are you wearing.
  16. Just as well it did not need coolant or the poor...

    Just as well it did not need coolant or the poor little tyke would be having a sook come Xmas day because it would still be in bits.
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    Just heard that Corbyn has asked for the masses...

    Just heard that Corbyn has asked for the masses to help build a organic Wicker woven wall to be built around Islington.
    It's going to be overseen by some ex-Stazi engineers and Vegans,all in the...
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    I did it a few years back and someBrits were in...

    I did it a few years back and someBrits were in charge so i was not worried,cost a few bob but worth it.
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    I see Lbour dressed Corbyn up in a new suit,bit...

    I see Lbour dressed Corbyn up in a new suit,bit like putting lipstick on a pig,because it still will look like one.
    Same goes for the old commo in a suit,still looks like a 60's throwback would be...
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    The Qld fire brigade has issued a warning that Mr...

    The Qld fire brigade has issued a warning that Mr Warner is on fire and they carn't put him out,bit like the Paki bowlers.
    Labuschagne is heating up as well.
    1-312,Warner 151 not out,Lab 55 not out.
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    Poll: ^ Dali, Yunnan,a nice spot to visit.

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    Dali, Yunnan,a nice spot to visit.
  22. Will.i.AM-aka-No.i.Won't had a Greta moment when...

    Will.i.AM-aka-No.i.Won't had a Greta moment when a crew member asked him to stow his laptop when he was listening to the beats.
    How dare you,don't you know who I am with my dyed blonde hair.
    Qantas...
  23. Decent article in the NY Journal on how the mad...

    Decent article in the NY Journal on how the mad Mullahs made the current turmoil themselves.
    They could of used the cash windfall they received in 2015 nuclear deal to invest in the country instead...
  24. The silly Pom should of done a bit of research...

    The silly Pom should of done a bit of research because Bilharzia is common in
    Zimbabwe-Zambia-Malawi.
    Rule no1 is only swim in flowing water but bit hard when it is stinking hot.
    Known a few...
  25. Thread: Daily Moan

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    ^^^^ The fvcking thing was evil! Home made...

    ^^^^

    The fvcking thing was evil!

    Home made way to nut a cat is grab the bastard then shove him head first into a full length gum boot.
    Grab the ring expander,it's only made for castration,not...
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    Seeing he is now a caring and sharing kind of guy...

    Seeing he is now a caring and sharing kind of guy ,hope he is now a vegan in case he goes nuts.
    If he was one whilst brawling he would not have had a chew on Holifields when he took a chew on his...
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    Ukan,,you are on my xmas card list for the...

    Ukan,,you are on my xmas card list for the Stranglers-Hugh Cornwell clips.
    Saw Hugh playing in OZ a while back,he was following the Cricket tests around the country.
  28. Thread: Name That Car

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    Looks like a early Packard.

    Looks like a early Packard.
  29. Thread: Name That Car

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    The last one is a MORRIS COWLEY 1925. knew it...

    The last one is a MORRIS COWLEY 1925.
    knew it had to be british,took a while to work out the radiator and grill
  30. Thread: Name That Car

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    First one is a 1929 Pontiac sports roadster,i did...

    First one is a 1929 Pontiac sports roadster,i did not even cheat,my mate had 2 Oaklands,same company.
  31. That Bro Bible seems to be the sort of thing J...

    That Bro Bible seems to be the sort of thing J Trudeau,the well known lady man would have on subscription.
    I,like all manly men have always drank my coffee black just like my tea.
    People who put...
  32. ^ And part of the month it would sing that old...

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    And part of the month it would sing that old toe tapper...The East is Red.
  33. Thread: Name That Car

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    Ant's post about what is it,well have you got all...

    Ant's post about what is it,well have you got all night,just the best car of the 20th century.
    A Citroen sm v6,made from 1970-5.
    That one is a USA example,Citroen had to take off the triple...
  34. Serb himself right if has now found out he is not...

    Serb himself right if has now found out he is not shooting blanks.
    Trying to match Sir Punty was always going to end badly.
  35. Thread: MOTOGP

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    Was hoping to be at Buriram for the GP but work...

    Was hoping to be at Buriram for the GP but work plans have stopped that, bugger.
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    Have to admit this Greta is nothing like the...

    Have to admit this Greta is nothing like the other famous Swede Greta Garbo
    who was famous for saying ..I want to be alone.
  37. Mr Bogan, keep the photos coming, quality...

    Mr Bogan, keep the photos coming, quality shots,have been to some of the mentioned areas so brings back memories.
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    Grand Final is done and dusted,i, like many...

    Grand Final is done and dusted,i, like many others just turned the tv off before half time.
    What a piss poor effort by GWS,had perfect playing conditions but they did not seem to know it was a grand...
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    Back for the finals and the good news is that GWS...

    Back for the finals and the good news is that GWS just lasted in beating Collingwood.
    56 TO 52,great last quarter,and even better that Eddie McGuire will be sooking.
  40. Barry Richards the great SA batsman,watched him...

    Barry Richards the great SA batsman,watched him play a few times.
    Up there with the best I have seen.
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    Good test series,average batting except forSmith...

    Good test series,average batting except forSmith and the 3rd test by Stokes.
    I predict my predictions in future will be just as unpredictable as my old predictions were.
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    The much vaunted OZ bowling at Lords turned into...

    The much vaunted OZ bowling at Lords turned into a whimper,could not even get Leach out.
    Warner is a bit rough around the edges but shows true grit,but he will perform with a ton.
    Was reading about...
  43. Thread: Best ever duets

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    A bit left field but Freddie Mercury and...

    A bit left field but Freddie Mercury and Montserrat Caballe singing Barcelona is brilliant.
  44. Foreign aid to Africa only replaces some of the...

    Foreign aid to Africa only replaces some of the money stolen by the leaders.
    Dambisa Moyo ,a Zambian writer said aid should stop so it would make the leaders accountable to their people,
    near all...
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    That's what you get when you ride your pushie...

    That's what you get when you ride your pushie around and calling yourself by your alta ego..Chris Fromme.
    The local floozies can smell the money.
  46. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: The kids said they wanted a cat for xmas, We...

    The kids said they wanted a cat for xmas,
    We usually have a turkey,but what ever floats their boat,i'm happy to oblige.
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    No mojo for Warner,more ducks than a Chinese...

    No mojo for Warner,more ducks than a Chinese farmer,he should of went out there like it was a one match.
    Be hard for him to hold his place now.
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    Broad needs a broader bat,the look on his face...

    Broad needs a broader bat,the look on his face was a cracker when he was bowled.
    Leach hung around like a leech but got a 4,best ever.
    Now we need to see Warner get his mojo back.
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    Good riddance to the murderous communist...

    Good riddance to the murderous communist terrorist.
    If only Bob had not had Josiah Tonongara assassinated during the peace talks,Tonongara was military and pragmatic and wanted a unified govt.
    Bob...
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    Harry,in the great words from the undoubted sage...

    Harry,in the great words from the undoubted sage Darryl Kerrigan,
    Tell him he's dreaming,when the sorry looking Poms need 677 more with one down.
    Don't forget to always type, Mr Smith the all...
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