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^You see old bean, all these big words and pretence of not being just another clueless fucking loser might hold some water if you weren't in the precarious pickle you've put yourself in of hating...

Exactly. Just bacon or sausages with eggs and a cup of coffee is no worries but once it gets to the point of having more than 4 or 5 ingredients that all need cooking at the same time and the...

Watching a pair of crusty old soap dodgers like The Gent and Tax trying to one-up each other with faux intelligence posts is like listening to 2 quadraplegics debating who'd win a 50m Butterfly...

^^Jesus Christ you should have a warning sign attached to your neck when you get let loose onto lower Sukhumvit soon :)

Genuine question (for once) but how do you think your dogs will go when you...

^^^Really should be socks worn with them or they're not the panty-dropper you may expect.

^And shearers. Though when they're asked about it they always say I ain't shearing my sheep with anyone.

Sorry KT that repo was sent accidentally before I got to finish writing Any updates on no-neck Ed :)

Leftover from last night savoury mince (Lamb) on toast.

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^That's a hardcore playa move right there folks :)

Would not matter what was done to appease the indigenous Australian population, it will never be enough. Ask them what exactly it is they want and they cannot answer, so just keep throwing obscene...

^There's regular sword-fights break out on local food pages over if beans are allowed on the plate unconstrained and touching other items, or if they must be in their own separate bowl. Personally I...

^How you going lining them ducks up so you can finally fuck off and whine about another country that totally detests your type? :)

Anyway, breakfast today that will no doubt be contentious due to...

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^Tomcat would be highly disappointed then, I've seen Max's smoking hot girlfriend.

No idea how happy he was at his MS restaurant, but he always looks pretty happy where he is now! Normally he does a new dish or two each week that are typically really good, and in pre Covid times...

No, it's Shashuka from a new-ish restaraunt/bakery called Folks and Flour in Pattaya. We're already locked in to an English breakfast tomorrow (the other half's idea) but I'll be going back for...

^I posted this pic a few weeks ago after having it for breakfast. Very nice.
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Beer batter for me everytime thank you. Pics of what I think is the best F&C in Pattata, simply perfect everytime but I guess it doesn't hurt that there's a former Michelin star chef / TV cooking...

^Exactly. I think we all know Mendip's sense of humour runs very deep by now, I've go no doubt this thread and its forever deviating topics is making him laugh and in some small way, keeping him sane!

Always been a problem, making it worse is 9 times out of 10 they'll be local brand frozen chips which cost about 25 Baht per ton and are shit! Not a problem for yesterdays lunch at a favourite local...

^Food porn. 10 out of 10 for that.

No girl has ever worn her hair like this since :)
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Titty tequila use to be very common in both the Philippines and Thailand bars. Lime on one nipple, salt on the other, you get the picture.

^Have you named that Pidgeon yet? Just trying to guage your true sanity at this point..

His:
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Hers (they do a smaller serve for 200 Baht vs 300 for the full size)
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Cod perfection:
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And they throw in a bit of Christmas cake and custard on Fridays :)
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^I mentioned this before, those apps and ideal weight are fucken bullshit. Your pics show you're a large framed heavy set guy, they're working on people built like marathon runners. Ignore totally.

Good on 'ya Mendip, the TD support group will have your back on this with words of encouragement.

Yeah I started today with some crumpet too :)
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197 cm (or about 6 foot 5) and naturally big-framed but weighing 71kg is ok you say? I'd look like a fucking javelin with Aids.

Yeah I take no notice of these calculators. According to my stats, the lower end of my healthy weight range is 71kg which is 30+ kg under what I actually weigh. I'd look like an Auschwitz survivor...

Anyone know the carrying capacity of a typical Thai Pigeon, preferably in centiliters.

Asking for a friend :chitown:

To be frank, he's fucked up royally leaving that much in the bottle. Just enough to get a light buzz going and really start to enjoy it then BAM!! that's the end of it. The drinkers equivalent of...

^ & ^^Wot? :)

You just fucking know the remnants of what he brought back for his little girl will get necked along with the remaining Scotch later today, my post is only to let him know there's no...

^^Cruel!

Mendip to take your mind off things like food and to re-assure you that the treats you bought for your daughter are replaceable (not that they ever stood a snowman's chance in hell...

^They really really deserved to win the series, an outstanding effort.

Mendip, you can all those culinary delicacies from Siamburi's in Pattaya and they deliver nation-wide now I believe, so do Siam Expat Food. So while surfing those pages and making enquiries about a...

In the off chance she does come to your room and treats you in person, tell her your dick tastes funny too. Follow me for more free medical advice :)

Jeezuz that foot's not good, as mentioned you need to get moisturiser onto them.

Really looking forward to your home cooking pics after parole, I'd imagine you've got your first few weeks meals...

^Dance around it and deflect all you want, there's no getting around the blatantly obvious fact that you're stuck here with no way out and that must really hurt. Pure speculation on my part of...

So the obvious and very simple answer is to move somewhere more to your liking, and she can fly back to Thailand whenever she wants for her family and food fix. An uncountable number of people with...

Slowly? You've been threatening to leave since the sausages debacle which must be 5 or 6 years ago now, maybe more. How many ducks are you trying to line up exactly, must be in the billions.


Oh...

^You were looking at fucking nowhere more like it. Simple reason being despite there being an entire world out there which people married to Thai's can happily move to and live you've somehow managed...

^^Yes because if you marry a Thai, there's strict laws in place that say you're not allowed to live with them anywhere else in the world and must stay in Thailand even if you hate it here :rolleyes:....

^^^Seen that movie before on Pornhub, that's the part where he says that was fantastic!

Felt like something sweet for lap-food while watching the cricket, pancakes with butter and honey to the rescue.

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Crispy skin Sea Bream fillets pan fried in coconut oil & butter, eaten with fingers while watching sports on tv.

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Brazil vs Japan women's beach volleyball.

Deleted sorry, you already mentioned Grab food wasn't possible. Not good mate!

Tried to watch some of it yesterday, lasted about 1.3 episodes before finally giving up in total frustration. The continuous bouncing around between 3 different periods of time, B grade actors, and C...

The rectal thermometer seems a bit weird...