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  1. Or as we used to say , sure the cheques "In the...

    Or as we used to say , sure the cheques "In the post".

    There has been sufficient warning.

    I wonder who'll take the biggest haircut the overseas punter or locals.

    We'll soon have a sharp...
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    Shattering Elvis Presley - All Shook up (Audio)...

    Shattering
    Elvis Presley - All Shook up (Audio) - YouTube
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    Troll alert

    Troll alert
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    Early shot from Eastenders ppilot in Blak and...

    Early shot from Eastenders ppilot in Blak and White

    Never been to Queen's Legs at Opening Tim for the happy hour?

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    I prefer...
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    I bow to your superior knowledge I just recall...

    I bow to your superior knowledge I just recall Jyllands post standing up to the Burqalurkers and while Nazi scum were at large It was Danish fishermen from Sydhaven who I met, filmed and interviewd...
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    Escape from Malmo

    The once quit peaceful Malmo I recall is approaching such thirdworld shithole status natives are fleeing to Teakdooristan across teh bridge provide by the Great Danes who they always secretly...
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    ? WE? malmo? Has the Swedish muslim...

    ?

    WE?

    malmo?

    Has the Swedish muslim ghetto be transfeered to the Londistan Caliph?

    Take so mickey
  8. Thread: Daily Moan

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    I've never seen a bone as graft more as an...

    I've never seen a bone as graft more as an opportunity, of course I suppose hallucigenic squirrel shit coffee helps.

    I hope MsKitty will be a gnasherflasher with the best and share a mouthful with...
  9. Try this in the meantime Beat It - YouTube...

    Try this in the meantime

    Beat It - YouTube
  10. With speaker vans teh Pooyai bans Tannoy...

    With speaker vans teh Pooyai bans Tannoy motorcycles backfiring our Slyamese neighbours are pretty crazy too. I've heard rumours they're

    GOING LOCO DOWN IN LOTUS TESCO

    Going loco down in Lotus...
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    An island surrounded by gasfileds full of...

    An island surrounded by gasfileds full of windbags who consume baked beans like frogs snort snails has run outta gas.

    I thought this was odourous nonsense until the Tonic issue highlighted I feel...
  12. If you like Honkers visit any chciken restaurant...

    If you like Honkers visit any chciken restaurant in China give s awhole new meaning to hawker stalls.

    One of those experiences that refutes evolution and we are returning to a more primitive state...
  13. My mate in Pattaya has the solution he's a...

    My mate in Pattaya has the solution he's a leading Pie Smuggler, the real trick is a monks Bucket with a lucky Jat-u-cum on top in a

    HAZMAT YELLOW BUCKET
  14. He was a beaut, sadly most of vids are black...

    He was a beaut, sadly most of vids are black white shakey but those who saw knew he was best at teh time.

    The pitches , balss and fouls were worse than the modern era , so even harder to be...
  15. No prob if you need photo page just pop down to...

    No prob if you need photo page just pop down to my local immigration where my records and all other foreigners are handed out as scrap paper.

    Luckily some entered by the back door on a $500 Cambo...
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    COPPERS PULL PHUKET: A Phang Nga man has been...

    COPPERS PULL

    PHUKET: A Phang Nga man has been arrested and brought to Phuket to face charges for stealing telephone and communications cables across the island and selling them for scrap near his...
  17. I've saved some of the 12 year old single snake...

    I've saved some of the 12 year old single snake yadong for your visit.

    With a Spy Strawberry chaser, as I heard you like a "Ladies Drink" hardly tastes like petrol at all.

    Part of my financial...
  18. Me too , last thing you need in retirement. ...

    Me too , last thing you need in retirement.

    For some here they have the option n 50s even 60s of resuming full time careers /self employment but by 70 regardless of cv remote working and...
  19. And there's the rub

    And there's the rub
  20. i COULDN'T BELIEVE THE NUMBER OF VENDING MACHINES...

    i COULDN'T BELIEVE THE NUMBER OF VENDING MACHINES IN METRO
    EVERYTHING FROM PANTS TO CHIPS DOZENS OF FAGS DRINKS PAPERS
    AN ARMY OF REFILLERS WITH SACK TRUCKS AL CALM AND SAFE
  21. Bit early to judge Dow lost another 400 this...

    Bit early to judge Dow lost another 400 this afternoon other indices similar.

    BLM may become Black Iiquidity Matters as investors flee to safety and the leveraged Chinese must make those payments...
  22. ARMAGEDDON Has Evergrande Pricked the Bubble?

    A fortune cookie was the nearest the Chinese came to mind when I was young.
    Today global markets shaken and crypto tumbles as traders unload risk.
    Is ths the "Big One" or just a little prick.
    The...
  23. Forget Balckrock read BEDROCK FINANCIAL TIMES...

    Forget Balckrock read

    BEDROCK FINANCIAL TIMES

    Should we invest in pharma ?

    A Mr Flintstone warned

    YABBA DABBA don't
  24. More of a refrigeration issue , the SMEGS can't...

    More of a refrigeration issue , the SMEGS can't handle them
  25. Me to stop lossNo one can sure but one day it'll...

    Me to stop lossNo one can sure but one day it'll be when SHTF:spin:

    Ive got the nong sewing a tin foil hat outta ringpulls, whie awaiting a propa Akubra, Stiffasboner, Stetson or one of those...
  26. err a nation in a health crisis usually more road...

    err a nation in a health crisis usually more road deaths than covid, just what we need encouraage the poor to drink more?

    The well heeled and expats will drink regardless, I seldom have more than...
  27. Not sure after the killer smogs of 1950s there ws...

    Not sure after the killer smogs of 1950s there ws a clean air act. limiting cal usage, , tho I recall coal fires in Stoke and Wales well into the 1970s.But you are right that aroma has gone.

    My...
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    Thanks fantastic quality. I hope better...

    Thanks fantastic quality.
    I hope better understanding will help us share our planet for all.
  29. Superspread event alert balls up? With 4/5 of...

    Superspread event alert balls up?
    With 4/5 of the pop still without adequate doube vax a fortnight ago encouraging disrectionary travel for meatballs even Muppets would think twice?

    Swedish Chef...
  30. I love Australia and Australians but is moot ...

    I love Australia and Australians but
    is moot

    Leaving aside the lost generations the penal colony and mistreatment of indigenous peoples Australia has only really ever had masters
    1 First the...
  31. What a sad place Marcos's then a mass murderer...

    What a sad place
    Marcos's then a mass murderer next a puncher
    111 million people surrounded by fish and lush tropical fruits plants , volcanic soils that can grow anything and hardly a decent...
  32. Agree 100% with the analysis. May I add with...

    Agree 100% with the analysis.
    May I add with sats , drone subs and thermal recog the subs will be redundant about 42 seconds after payment as will most manned surface craft. Admirals always fighting...
  33. A trip to Spurs a day like no other, What Joy it was to young and there that day

    On a wintry March 18 many moon's ago nursing a spotty teenager's Paddy's hangover , nobbling me dads hooch me and the lads have a meet at Liverpool St Station a grim smokey shed with barely a panini...
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    --- Roar of the crowd linky is disabled but...

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    Roar of the crowd linky is disabled but google it and you can see on Utube

    youtube.com/watch?v=9iQWQAbjUaQ
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    Fair comment Our lives went in parallel for...

    Fair comment

    Our lives went in parallel for while
    We both played schoolboy football hoping for apperenticeship at Chelsea
    We both visited Italy
    We both became hopeless alcoholics
    We both...
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    Thanks Cy nice clip PM sent, cannot green ths...

    Thanks Cy nice clip PM sent, cannot green ths post out of ammo so I'll owe you one
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    Jimmy Greaves, who has died aged 81, will be...

    Jimmy Greaves, who has died aged 81, will be remembered as a prodigy, pioneer and pundit as well as one of the greatest natural goalscorers English football has ever produced.
    Greaves' glittering...
  38. and blatantly obvous, I am not sure where all the...

    and blatantly obvous, I am not sure where all the big knobs with impunity hang out , though many are polished at Krystal pussy parlour Thonglor and similar seedy shabheens nationwide. I'd imagine a...
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    Missed Harrys earlier post, reflects how...

    Missed Harrys earlier post, reflects how interesting he wa s
    Mods may merge if you wish

    You had to be famous to get on Spitting image
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    Thanks Harry you neat me too it In addition to...

    Thanks Harry you neat me too it

    In addition to playing he added to our enjoyment of all things football in hs later career as a tv host with partner Ian St John and some great repartee
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    Jimmy Greaves RIP

    What a player
    I had the pleasure to see him at Chelsea and at White Hart Lane.

    While not a Spurs fan the team that did teh double dominated Englsih footbal from 1960-67

    Standing on the shelf...
  42. Agree I hope the angry birds poop on the perps...

    Agree I hope the angry birds poop on the perps who were described by a spokesperson as clitoris allsorts as they were not allowed publish a bvnch of khvntz
  43. Is that you 'orrible Germans Danes and...

    Is that you 'orrible Germans Danes and butterfluffers,Bohemian Klong Dykes or are you allowing the Islanders, Bogtrotters, little England, Mighty Wales and soused Scots nir Maltesers in?

    P.S.I am...
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    My Expat English dream would be to recieve an...

    My Expat English dream would be to recieve an Ukster Fry delivered by Snakey, A tip top bucket size Pe all delivered in a French Maids outfit by DJ Pat on a steam train.

    Failing that I may try an...
  45. Whispering Grass - YouTube...

    Whispering Grass - YouTube
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    Our kids deserve better ...

    Our kids deserve better

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    It's fine , you've come to te right place the...

    It's fine , you've come to te right place the siam center for slow earners

    Guess what nationality their daily pasties were. (hint Apple Danish)

    What are teh first 2 letters of Heil Hattler?
    ...
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    Rejoice lads I'm the biggest loser in life if not...

    Rejoice lads I'm the biggest loser in life if not the weightossers championship , I yeiled to your superior willpower/lying.
    For depsite losing 20% of buddy mass and that 44 kg wasn't her indoors.
    ...
  50. Thanks for the heads up Misskit, your sterling...

    Thanks for the heads up Misskit, your sterling work is appreciated
    Time to restore the land of Smiles.
    Tragic and will continue while ready acces to firearms, lax, lazy, incompetent or corrupt...
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